The cursing thread

[biteme]

I'm frustrated right now. Mainly because I need more of that damn green stuff. I really need to let loose with the foul language. Feel free to join in if you feel like it.

Fuck, shit goddamn motherfucking son-of-a-bitch cunt licking bastard dick sucking mother fucking asshole cocksucker shithead fuckface. I feel slightly better now.

 

[TNH]

FUCK, ASS

good thread. I wish I would have seen this before I started my thread.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

fuckin..........cock ass!!!

 

[Lift Chief]

Gosh darn it.

 

[gettinlarger]

Heavens to Betsy!

 

[biteme]

motherfucking titty sucking two-balled bitch. Heard that one 20 years ago from the Mexican neighbors.

 

[louden_swain]

Oh heck!! Gee Whiz!! Oh For Pete's Sake!

 

[strider364]

Ahem...Cock sucking, mother fucker, fucking bastard, ass baby dickhead.

 

[cccp]

shoot. darn. stupid

 

[biteme]

A fucking we will go
A fucking we will go
High Ho the Derry O
A fucking we will go

 

[plornive]

I met a guy who tells nearly everyone he meets to fuck off. If he ran into someone and it was his fault, he would say "fuck you" instead of "I'm sorry".

I tried it once and it was fun. Try it.

I always though "I'm sorry" was just another way of saying "shut the fuck up", or "fuck off".

 

[plornive]

Want to know how to curse like Jackie Chan would?

"diu lay low mow chow hai"

 

[dballer]

I fuckin never curse. It is for rude bastards. People who use foul language are scumbag prickface mother fucking faggot assholes.

 

[the People's Champ]

jeesus fucking christ. what the fuck did you fuck up this time? goddayamn it, always got to dick shit up. muthafuckers... you need to get your shit straight.