The Carnage!!!! The Horror!!!!

[SoreArms]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!
I've never been turned down so many times as I was tonight. Went out to this 80's club that i go to now and then in Hollywood, always have a good time, never have trouble meeting broads. Well tonight it was as if I had shit smeared on my face or something, every single broad shot me down. Well, I danced with two chicks and one of them twice, but not for long, it fucking sucked. The first couple of times I got rejected I didn't think much of it, I mean theres alway atleast 5 that say no for that one that says yes, but after a while it was insane, they were all saying no to me. All of them! I just said to myself "self, I guess it's not our night, lets just stop right here, hang out by the bar and come back another time". I mean, I'm not gonna cry or get depresed or anything, I know what I'm usually capable of, but even in my worst nights it's never been as bad as this.

Oh well, gonna try to get a couple hours of sleep and hope this pepe le pew aura of death around me goes away. Not to mention that I gotta go to work tomorrow morning.

toodles

 

[DIVISION]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!
I've never been turned down so many times as I was tonight. Went out to this 80's club that i go to now and then in Hollywood, always have a good time, never have trouble meeting broads. Well tonight it was as if I had shit smeared on my face or something, every single broad shot me down.

I'm happy that you tried at least........that's more than some kids do....

Don't stress, holmes.......in Hollywood there are MORE than enough women....



DIV

 

[RADAR]

u didn't use under arm deoterant


chiks don't like thst

 

[DIVISION]

u didn't use under arm deoterant


chiks don't like thst

BACK 2 BED, RADAR!!!!!!!!

PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!!





DIV

 

[jerseyart]

Sorry bor, that shit happens. But at least you have a good attitude about the whole thing.






Also,when I say it happens, I mean for guys like you. It's never happened to me

 

[SoreArms]

oops, I should have been at work about an hour ago

no biggie, I don't get paid for the over time anyways

 

[*MissFit*]

u didn't use under arm deoterant


chiks don't like thst

Was gonna ask same thing

 

[Dial_tone]

two words - mouth wash.

 

[shawnerk]

maybe you were there on "ladies for ladies" night and didn't realize it- I hate when i do that....

 

[GoldenDelicious]

musta used up all your luck with that last stealth cum dumpster session you stole off your mate

 

[GoldenDelicious]

oh, and, just to be a bastard, i was the Ultimate Chick Magnet this weekend. no bullshit, i was Jackie Chan blocking the chicks going to squeeze my boobs on friday and saturday (its 5am sunday morning now...lol what a night )

i was like, leave my boobs alone mangs! theyre not stress balls dammit!

i have no idea what happened. im hoping to replicate the effort next week