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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask
that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single, and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic!"
"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The Nun fulfills his
fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on
the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin, and I'm going to a
Halloween
party."
stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask
that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single, and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic!"
"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The Nun fulfills his
fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on
the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin, and I'm going to a
Halloween
party."
