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This guy is in a hotel with his secretary of whom he is having an affair with and they’ve had a long hot and exciting afternoon of getting it on. While he’s in the shower he screams out to his secretary to take his shoes and rub them in the grass and mud outside. She’s like “what?”, “just do it” he says.
When he finally arrives home he wife screams at him “where have you been all afternoon. I’ve been trying to get you on the phone all day!” He says” I have to be honest with you; I’ve been having an affair in a hotel all afternoon with my secretary.” She looks at him, looks him up and down and focuses on his shoes and says “ You lying SOB you’ve been out golfing all day!”
When he finally arrives home he wife screams at him “where have you been all afternoon. I’ve been trying to get you on the phone all day!” He says” I have to be honest with you; I’ve been having an affair in a hotel all afternoon with my secretary.” She looks at him, looks him up and down and focuses on his shoes and says “ You lying SOB you’ve been out golfing all day!”
very cute and creative
