That's what you get for falling in love

[satanic goatslayer]

I once saw a woman in a flower shop buying a floral arrangement for her boyfriend. She was in love. I asked her if I could smell the flowers, then I punched her in the nose.

Love hurts.

 

[bunnymt]

I once saw a woman in a flower shop buying a floral arrangement for her boyfriend. She was in love. I asked her if I could smell the flowers, then I punched her in the nose.

Love hurts.

What did she do after you punched her? Did she fall in love with you? some women are into that stuff you know.

bunny

 

[OMEGA]

yeah but what would Toothless have to say about that?

goat nuts???

 

[addickt]

I once saw a woman in a flower shop buying a floral arrangement for her boyfriend. She was in love. I asked her if I could smell the flowers, then I punched her in the nose.

Love hurts.

So you were the guy I saw last week with the roses coming out of his asshole.... You got beat up by a bitch who was in love.....Pussy

 

[Crazier]

I would have thrown some sperm on her... but okay.
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[satanic goatslayer]

Re: Re: That's what you get for falling in love

This is a perfect post. Short and to the point, violent and humorous.

Thank you. I just realized that the smiley you used is named after me. I'm offended by it's evil insinuations and drug usage.

I'm off to smoke crack and shove hot rebar through the skulls of the homeless.

 

[TheProject]

First she needs, then she bleeds.

She gets a little, but it's never enough.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

But like a honeybee stings, I'm going to tear out your liver and watch as you shake, twitch, fall to the ground and die.

Oh I.

 

[TheProject]

Now it's the same old song but with a different beating since you been gone.