That Swole.......

[foreigngirl]

what happened? why u still posting?

u got denied!?!? LOL

stfu!

he went to get some drinks. The night is still young

I dont get denied. Ever.

 

[beefcake28]

EFAOFO statute prevent me from e-flirting, or I'd totally be all up in 'ere.

Sorry.

That's my excuse too...

 

[Lestat]

that swole is just so gosh darn swell!

 

[swole]

that swole is just so gosh darn swell!

can't wait to meat with you and KB in the whale's vagina borly!!

 

[Lestat]

can't wait to meat with you and KB in the whale's vagina borly!!

haha, yeah a riot for sure. Its that time of year again, bikinis everywhere, everyday. It never gets old.

 

[patsfan1379]

OK. Seriously. Let's take a moment. What - The - Fuck - Is - Going - On - Here.

 

[swole]

i basically told this broad she could milk my prostate and now she's makin threads about me like we're boys n shit

 

[covergrl80]

i basically told this broad she could milk my prostate and now she's makin threads about me like we're boys n shit

LMAO! you like the way I milk it you bastard! Stop fronting.

 

[heatherrae]

If I say that, then Heather is gonna throw dishes at me.

You can say she is hot. You just can't say anyone is hotter than me. I gotta teach you the rules, shmoopie.

 

[Gambino]

damn, I hardly wait hubby to come back from bike riding, I guess I am the one that is horny now

i imagine this being said in broken english with a russian sounding accent
it gives me a semi