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Nathan
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Okay, holy fucking shit. That was like the most fucked up thing ever. This is so not a story I should or want to tell probably but it's fucking funny if you aren't me so here goes. I'm still in shock. The whole thing went down as follows.
This broad comes into my home uninvited, walks into my room, jumps on top of me and says, "I have to be with you." Who fucking says shit like that? It took me 15 minutes to get her out of here. And no, I did not have sex with her.
I was saying shit like, "Would you listen to yourself? This is nuts. Get a hold of yourself. You're fucking nuts. Get the fuck out of my house you crazy bitch."
She fucking resisted and was like getting turned on by it. That weird ass sex shit came out of nowhere. Mother fucker. Where do I meet these people? I'm going to be more careful in the future. Wtf? That was fucked. Just fucked. In the head. That had better be the end of her. Mother fucker. I'm going to kill whoever let her in here.
This broad comes into my home uninvited, walks into my room, jumps on top of me and says, "I have to be with you." Who fucking says shit like that? It took me 15 minutes to get her out of here. And no, I did not have sex with her.
I was saying shit like, "Would you listen to yourself? This is nuts. Get a hold of yourself. You're fucking nuts. Get the fuck out of my house you crazy bitch."
She fucking resisted and was like getting turned on by it. That weird ass sex shit came out of nowhere. Mother fucker. Where do I meet these people? I'm going to be more careful in the future. Wtf? That was fucked. Just fucked. In the head. That had better be the end of her. Mother fucker. I'm going to kill whoever let her in here.
