Testosterone: No Wonder Men Cheat

[VooDoo Lady]

I am suddenly being consumed and controlled by my libido.

I'm downloading porn non-stop. When I see a cute guy, I'm lost in a full-blown fantasy about doing nasty, nasty things to him. I dream about sex....and even when I want to kill my husband for being a jackass, I still want to have him touch me allllllll over.

I feel sorry for guys having to struggle, every day, against a force as strong as this......

 

[Norman Bates]

You get used to it... but puberty sucked

 

[beastboy]

Look at the lingerie section of a SEARS catalog..it helped me when I was 13.

 

[vixenbabe]

I think you forgot to mention when your last confession was....

5 Hail Mary's should cover this.....

 

[WODIN]

Buy a strap on vibrator and set it on "hum" for the duration. It's your only salvation.

 

[beastboy]

 

[HappyScrappy]

that is so cool that both WODIN and beastboy are telling you what gets them through their episodes with testosterone.

I think if chicks feel anything like when we are on clomid, then I'm gonna have to pass on that and stick with the test.
I miss the high test levels while I was on - I could look at the couch and think "hmmm, yup, I'd fuck that".

 

[sereneman]

I am suddenly being consumed and controlled by my libido.

I'm downloading porn non-stop. When I see a cute guy, I'm lost in a full-blown fantasy about doing nasty, nasty things to him. I dream about sex....and even when I want to kill my husband for being a jackass, I still want to have him touch me allllllll over.

I feel sorry for guys having to struggle, every day, against a force as strong as this......

Thank you for your understanding. Now spread the word to all women so they will accommodate

 

[THeMaCHinE]

VooDoo Lady... LOL!

I attempted to give you my first karma blast, let me know if it worked...

MACHINE

 

[KEL]

I am suddenly being consumed and controlled by my libido.

and even when I want to kill my husband for being a jackass, I still want to have him touch me allllllll over.

I feel sorry for guys having to struggle, every day, against a force as strong as this......

welcome to my world

 

[casavant]

See, we men just want to be understood. Testosterone is a wonderful thing, but a curse at the same time.

Good post. Karma coming your way.

 

[casavant]

What are you on and at what dosage?

 

[Haz]

VooDoo Lady, welcome to my world, LOL. I wish more women could experience the effects of testosterone, so that they could understand where men are coming from. I try and tell woman that its all hormones, and that they wouldn't be able to keep their panties on if they had as much test flowing through their veins as me. They never buy it though.

 

[TEXgrl]

i'm bumping this thread up because i LOVE test! voodoo lady i can totally relate to everything you said!

 

[Dr.M]

Damn, it IS the truth, sexual urges go through the freaking roof, and that was on 250mg a week, wonder how it will be this time

 

[big dog]

Test is great for those 10 weeks, but the 4 weeks after your limp as a dead man

 

[Fonz]

I think you forgot to mention when your last confession was....

5 Hail Mary's should cover this.....

Confession? LOL

My priest would faint.....

Fonz

 

[casavant]

Test is great for those 10 weeks, but the 4 weeks after your limp as a dead man

And that sucks great big donkey balls.

 

[Dr.M]

No limp dick here, about 2 weeks post cycle I was back to normal, twice a day instead of 4-7.

 

[big dog]

It doesnt matter who is there lying in front of you, the shit dont work...

I was almost the first man to OD on clomid...

 

[Citruscide]

I feel that way whenever I see or think about Vixenbabe... no... wait... that is more of a puking, sickening and gut-wrenching pain ... sorry... wrong post.

C

 

[casavant]

No limp dick here, about 2 weeks post cycle I was back to normal, twice a day instead of 4-7.

I never totally lost the ability to get it up, but it wasn't nearly as cooperative as normal for about three weeks post-cycle. I was on clomid too. My libido was pretty fried though.

The worst part was the lack of energy and the depression.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

For me, there is nothing more attractive than a woman full of testosterone. When you stab a woman full of male hormones in the throat, through the lumberjack beard, you get to hear guttural sounds that estrogen alone just can't produce.

 

[Dr.M]

My cycle was pretty lame, 250mg@ 10 weeks (ttokkyo sust), so maybe thats why I wasn't that affected, dunno.

I know sex freaks (1 guy 1 gal) who could keep up with 7 times a day no problem. One of them is married, after his wife had kids (2) she now has just about no sex drive.