Tell me, What is the shittiest job you've ever had?

[freak daddy]

Any type of Factory work. I worked in a couple of furniture factories. Sucked ass!

 

[BO-CEPHUS]

Helping a tile business relocate. Moving that damn tile was a bitch to say the least.

 

[huntmaster]

busting concrete all day in the Texas heat with a sledge hammer and a big concrete chisle--for $5.00 an hour--I was young and naive.

 

[greenday]

I was Rosie O'donnell's gynocologist, I ran out of the building before I was paid.

 

[Pamela]

The first job I ever had

I paired socks.. LOL

I was there for 2 weeks...

 

[Roadblock]

I worked as a cleaner for 3years (15-18) and I started out with 3.25$/hour and ended at 8.5$. After 3years my boss had his 2 brothers come over. A week later he told me the jobs were running low so he´d call me when he needed my help but the truth was he gave away my job to his brothers.

Never liked that fucking job anyway!

 

[paradox]

As shitty as it gets. Cleaning out horse stalls. 5$ a hour.

 

[The Eugenius]

My first job: Cashier at a PC cafe. I played computer games all day. $6.75/hour, under the table.

Second job: Teaching a bunch of smelly little kids math at a private tutoring place. Easy job, and I like making fun of the children. $6.25/hour, under the table

Now, Disneyland. I HATE DISNEYLAND. I work at the Hungry Bear Restaurant. I get bitched at constantly by guests who have nothing better to do. Seriously, they could be doing other worthwhile things, like eating, having fun with the family, etc., but noooo, they have to bitch about how substandard the lettuce is, or how they don't want ice in their drinks when I already made their drinks, or how I'm not pampering them every second on their every desire and whim. The guests are so fucking rude, I can't stand it anymore.

There seems to be an unusual number of gay guys working here. When I first applied, the guy at the front desk was gay. Then, the guy who interviewed me was gay. At my job training, the instructors were all women or gay men. The entire management team seems to be all women and gay men. I have no problem with gays normally, but these are the sissy, limp-wristed flamboyantly-flaming gays. My friend who works here says that there is a guy who keeps calling him "girlfriend."

My manager is a bitch too. She bitches at me for not making small talk with the guests, for not putting 3.5 grams of fries with the kid's meals, for keeping ice cream in a cup of ice so guests won't bitch for melted ice cream, and more stuff like that. She needs to get her ass kicked.

All of this for $7.40/hr.

I think that is all of it.

Off to Disneyland again in 9 hours.

 

[casavant]

Cleaning out a hog slaughterhouse for two or three hours at a time. I got $20 each time (I was 13). Picking hair, flesh, and pieces of guts and bone out of the floor drains. Dragging barrels full of guts into the walkin fridge for storage where there were rows and rows of hanging carcasses and pig heads with eerie grins on their faces.

Next to that would be hauling hay. I hate doing that.

 

[WODIN]

Cas wins...

Mine would be working for the Dept. of Beaut. where I had to shovel elephant shit for two weeks.