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DieselGunz said:
Damn god bless you need2 and Angel I dont think I could handle 3!!!!
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its rough going..they sure do keep us busy, although i wouldnt give it up for the world..
 
I'm the ONLY boy on both sides of my family. None of my many cousins are male and none of them had boys, all girls. Yep, still spoiled to this day.

Whiskey
 
the-short-one said:
Angel - your kids are CUTE. I :heart: chubby babies.
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girl chubby aint even the half of it. i stated out at 94lbs..first born was 8lbs 14 oz 21 inch..second was 9lbs 4 oz22 inch and third was 8 lbs 14 oz 19 inch..needless to say i am done!!!!! funny thing is my girl was born the biggest i will send you a pic tomorrow when i upload from dig camera, she is the smallest...she has my frame..the boys are more broad like their dad.
 
the-short-one said:
BTW - not calling your kid fat. :D hell. you know what I mean.
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not a problem at all hun...thank you very much..btw, all babies are chubby little cuties.
 
she's cute. and I mean that. I've seen other people's babies and they look like scary little aliens. skinny/scrawny with a big head.
 
the-short-one said:
she's cute. and I mean that. I've seen other people's babies and they look like scary little aliens. skinny/scrawny with a big head.
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thank you...she has always been long but lean.
I know i love it when the babies are ugly yet the mommas sit there and pretend that they have the best looking babies,LOL...
 
pintoca said:
I think this thread is what C&C used to be about.

some time ago

I Chairmiprove this thread
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I'm smart enought to know you have to stipulate the no-sex thing upfront. :D Otherwise, it would have quickly gone south. no pun intended.
 
the-short-one said:
My boyfriend is being inducted into the Rodeo Hall of Fame in Cheyenne, Wyoming this year, and I served 3 years as Vice President of the Prescott Frontier Days Rodeo Association - "The World's Oldest Rodeo". It sucked.
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Now that's cool
 
I am not an alt. and my thread grading is being mimicked on mnay forums as we speak, one day thread grader will become a staple of internet forums... and I will have started that trend.
 
short one and angel/needto- y'all have some nice looking kids.

and lol @ the window facing a brick wall post.
 
swolenole said:
I am a competitive team roper....not as a living but as a hobby...I have a farm with horses & cattle.
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Just bought 2 calves. For food purposes. I'm tired of the shitty beef being sold at the grocery store.

We've got 10 acres in Southern Arizona and another 10 up near Prescott. My parents are currently renting our place up north, and they have 6 horses.

Are you a header or a healer?
 
the-short-one said:
Just bought 2 calves. For food purposes. I'm tired of the shitty beef being sold at the grocery store.

We've got 10 acres in Southern Arizona and another 10 up near Prescott. My parents are currently renting our place up north, and they have 6 horses.

Are you a header or a healer?
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you kill animals to eat them???

schau-mir-in-die-augen.jpg
 
the-short-one said:
Just bought 2 calves. For food purposes. I'm tired of the shitty beef being sold at the grocery store.

We've got 10 acres in Southern Arizona and another 10 up near Prescott. My parents are currently renting our place up north, and they have 6 horses.

Are you a header or a healer?
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Both...I'm a USTRC #6 header & #4 heeler.....there is another bor on tha anabolics board {Blackhatcowboy} that team ropes too.
 
I volunteered with a shelter for abused women for almost ten years. It was one of the most rewarding experiences in my life, and also one of the most devastating. To see someone who has been through absolute hell get their life back together is incredible, but then to realize what they went through to get to that point is equally devastating. Then there are the ones who didn't make it.
 
big4life said:
I volunteered with a shelter for abused women for almost ten years. It was one of the most rewarding experiences in my life, and also one of the most devastating. To see someone who has been through absolute hell get their life back together is incredible, but then to realize what they went through to get to that point is equally devastating. Then there are the ones who didn't make it.
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seems like it would be to damn depressing
 
swolenole said:
seems like it would be to damn depressing
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Yeah, it could be very depressing. The reason I stopped volunteering is because I saw too much, and just got burned out. But I would do it again if I had it to do over.
 
Thank you... the oldest is bigger than me and is nowhere near done growing. My second will be small like me. My third is a stunningly beautiful child - unnervingly beautiful - takes THE WORST photographs... The other three tease her by saying she looks Mexican (she is dark like me LOL) and my baby is the most empathetic human being on the planet and has a nature most like me - wakes up with a smile and goes to sleep with one.

I know it's hard to believe because of all the silly nonsense I post up that they are real, but they are VERY REAL... My girls are the most amazing little creatures and I am thankfull for every day that I am given the privlige and honor to be their mother.
 
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BIKINIMOM said:
Thank you... the oldest (Erika) is bigger than me and at 13 1/2 nowhere near done growing. My second (Her given name is Kristina but she is my Nini - the pasty white kid) will be small like me. My third (Monika) is a stunningly beautiful child - unnervingly beautiful - takes THE WORST photographs... The other three tease her by saying she looks Mexican (she is dark like me LOL) and my baby (Marianna) is the most empathetic human being on the planet and has a nature most like me - wakes up with a smile and goes to sleep with one.

I know it's hard to believe because of all the silly nonsense I post up that they are real, but they are VERY REAL... My girls are the most amazing little creatures and I am thankfull for every day that I am given the privlige and honor to be their mother.
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They all have the same smile. :D They're beautiful.
 
big4life said:
I volunteered with a shelter for abused women for almost ten years. It was one of the most rewarding experiences in my life, and also one of the most devastating. To see someone who has been through absolute hell get their life back together is incredible, but then to realize what they went through to get to that point is equally devastating. Then there are the ones who didn't make it.
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It takes a special kind of person to do that work. I don't think I could handle it...I'm sensitive to other peoples moods and feelings, and would probably wind up getting too involved.
 
stilleto said:
short one and angel/needto- y'all have some nice looking kids.

and lol @ the window facing a brick wall post.
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i know, that is my cement wall......LOL
No really i live in a area where it is zoned 1/2 residential and 1/2 commercial.
 
the-short-one said:
Just bought 2 calves. For food purposes. I'm tired of the shitty beef being sold at the grocery store.
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Exactly, we get one a year. Grows on relatives farm and is only fed grain from the farm and always in the pasture. He keeps about 10 at a time. If one is butchered, adds a calf to the mix. They are only for family to buy and have butchered. GOOD meat

Whiskey
 
Whiskey said:
Exactly, we get one a year. Grows on relatives farm and is only fed grain from the farm and always in the pasture. He keeps about 10 at a time. If one is butchered, adds a calf to the mix. They are only for family to buy and have butchered. GOOD meat

Whiskey
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm FRESH MEAT :chomp:
 
Whiskey said:
Exactly, we get one a year. Grows on relatives farm and is only fed grain from the farm and always in the pasture. He keeps about 10 at a time. If one is butchered, adds a calf to the mix. They are only for family to buy and have butchered. GOOD meat

Whiskey
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I swear that the grocery stores here only carry 'choice' beef. I don't even buy it anymore. Last year I raised chickens and put them in the freezer. I have a picture of it somewhere...me covered in blood and feathers. :D
 
I have a horrible relationship with my mom but an amazing relationship with my daughter. If it wern't for my kids i'd have left everything that I now know behind and moved to another country. I have a thong and shoe addiction.
 
Oh one more.

I will find out if we are having a girl or boy next month.

If it's a boy William Jackson___________

If it's a girl Eveylene Meagan__________

both William and Eveylene are family names....so it will go by either Jackson or Meagan
 
Erzulie said:
I have a horrible relationship with my mom but an amazing relationship with my daughter. If it wern't for my kids i'd have left everything that I now know behind and moved to another country. I have a thong and shoe addiction.
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my mom and i get along. BUT she is a controlling bitch. i hope to god i never be the way she is to me, to my daughter...
i have recently picked up on a undie addiction as well...every time i go out i need to get a pair. it's getting bad.
 
swolenole said:
Oh one more.

I will find out if we are having a girl or boy next month.

If it's a boy William Jackson___________

If it's a girl Eveylene Meagan__________

both William and Eveylene are family names....so it will go by either Jackson or Meagan
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good names. I like that they're family names, and not common.
 
Angel said:
my mom and i get along. BUT she is a controlling bitch. i hope to god i never be the way she is to me, to my daughter...
i have recently picked up on a undie addiction as well...every time i go out i need to get a pair. it's getting bad.
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three weeks without contact with my mom, she calls yesterday with drama. We never did get along, we never will get along. Two different people with two different mindsets. She's also controlling... we are like oil and fire. I vowed to be the exact opposite of her with my kids.

My addicition is sick... LOL!
 
My own mother is extremely controlling and not nice (being very diplomatic but I dont want to disrespect her - I am troubled over the fact that I have disrespected her in real time, dont need to do it here).

Both my parents are still living, but neither my sister or I have any contact with them. Me, because of what they did to me directly and my sister because she can not get over what they did to me either.

Even though I am only 3 years older, I raised my sister and since my divorce drama she has been my mother.

I am gratefull to have my sister and brother-in-law.
 
CEASAR said:
holy shit you're fast! I edited that post within 10 seconds of posting it...damn. Impressive.
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and I'm on dial up. :D


Waiting impatiently for Dish Network to get me hooked up. (I live in the boonies.) Dial up is killing me.
 
Erzulie said:
three weeks without contact with my mom, she calls yesterday with drama. We never did get along, we never will get along. Two different people with two different mindsets. She's also controlling... we are like oil and fire. I vowed to be the exact opposite of her with my kids.

My addicition is sick... LOL!
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i know the feeling.. my mom is always bitchin about some thing. even things that have nothing to do with her.. so i call her this am and she s babbling about how a couple from oregon came to visit this town and got a ticket, yet the people at the top of her street park there and never get one (in my town there is no over night parking allowed nov-april)...none of her buisness..then she gets on the tomorrow she will be here in the am and we are takin the kids out for a walk and we will go all over the place, and BLAA BLAA BLAA......nothing like hey, do you want to take the kids for a walk tomorrow?
I despise having her here because she treats my kids the same way she treated me. and she thinks that they are hers. i tell them to do some thing and she makes damn sure that she overpowers me by yelling at them and telling them what to do....omg, she pisses me off...
Yes i am waiting for some to come in the mail that i ordered. this obcession came out of no where...never had any interest before!
 
Angel said:
i know the feeling.. my mom is always bitchin about some thing. even things that have nothing to do with her.. so i call her this am and she s babbling about how a couple from oregon came to visit this town and got a ticket, yet the people at the top of her street park there and never get one (in my town there is no over night parking allowed nov-april)...none of her buisness..then she gets on the tomorrow she will be here in the am and we are takin the kids out for a walk and we will go all over the place, and BLAA BLAA BLAA......nothing like hey, do you want to take the kids for a walk tomorrow?
I despise having her here because she treats my kids the same way she treated me. and she thinks that they are hers. i tell them to do some thing and she makes damn sure that she overpowers me by yelling at them and telling them what to do....omg, she pisses me off...
Yes i am waiting for some to come in the mail that i ordered. this obcession came out of no where...never had any interest before!
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i solved all these problems by renting my other house out to my parents. 6 hours away. :D I'm looking for one further away then that, but haven't run across a good deal yet.
 
I grew up in a small town (1200 people) that had a world famous tourist attraction. As a kid, for fun, I would purposely give tourists who stopped me walking home from school,wrong directions to it. I would then run home. I did it for years and never got caught. :lmao:
 
Angel said:
i know the feeling.. my mom is always bitchin about some thing. even things that have nothing to do with her.. so i call her this am and she s babbling about how a couple from oregon came to visit this town and got a ticket, yet the people at the top of her street park there and never get one (in my town there is no over night parking allowed nov-april)...none of her buisness..then she gets on the tomorrow she will be here in the am and we are takin the kids out for a walk and we will go all over the place, and BLAA BLAA BLAA......nothing like hey, do you want to take the kids for a walk tomorrow?
I despise having her here because she treats my kids the same way she treated me. and she thinks that they are hers. i tell them to do some thing and she makes damn sure that she overpowers me by yelling at them and telling them what to do....omg, she pisses me off...
Yes i am waiting for some to come in the mail that i ordered. this obcession came out of no where...never had any interest before!
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intersting....I to have an addiction to ladies underwear...but it started around age 12 for me.
 
the-short-one said:
i solved all these problems by renting my other house out to my parents. 6 hours away. :D I'm looking for one further away then that, but haven't run across a good deal yet.
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yes, it was perfect when i lived in italy....she was never there to irritate me..
as soon as she walks in need2 says "oh god"
she screaches high pitched and does not call any of my kids by their real names.....my son is nay-nay and he himself has asked her to stop calling him that, my daughter is lee-lee (which is ok because she is still little), but worst of all my youngest is matt chew (matthew)..the way she says it makes me want to go nuts....its like a high pitch japenese sneeze.
 
Angel said:
I despise having her here because she treats my kids the same way she treated me.
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Another one of the reasons neither my sister nor I will have contact with my mother. It is bad enough that she treated us poorly. We dont want our children to have bad feelings towards her, so we just dont have contact.
 
I wanted to play hockey but that didnt pan out, so I became a golfer and a sponser for subway
 
CEASAR said:
I love being alone more than with people. I love the solitude and the ability that silence gives me to think.
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I also value my alone time. I have no problems keeping myself busy. I dislike it when neighbors stop by un-announced, and then ask me why I never stop by their houses.
 
the-short-one said:
I also value my alone time. I have no problems keeping myself busy. I dislike it when neighbors stop by un-announced, and then ask me why I never stop by their houses.
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Neighbors are only good when they're not there.
 
ben hart said:
When you have kids like me, there is not much alone time. It would be nice once in a while.
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I have a 6 year old. School is a blessing. :) My boyfriend works out of town most of the week, and sometimes longer. I have been enjoying the time to myself, and it makes us appreciate each other more.
 
big4life said:
My foot is a nice shade of purple from twisting my ankle this past weekend. :worried:
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that's not good. Lots of injuries on EF. Gymgurl hurt her knee. You twisted ankle. Daisy Girl broke foot. Jen is having knee surgery. :worried:

Please get better. :rose:
 
the-short-one said:
that's not good. Lots of injuries on EF. Gymgurl hurt her knee. You twisted ankle. Daisy Girl broke foot. Jen is having knee surgery. :worried:

Please get better. :rose:
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my cawk is red and purple, swollen also

But I feel no pain, weird, it happens everytime I see some porn
 
the-short-one said:
that's not good. Lots of injuries on EF. Gymgurl hurt her knee. You twisted ankle. Daisy Girl broke foot. Jen is having knee surgery. :worried:

Please get better. :rose:
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Years of football, rugby, motocross, mogul bashing and squating 500+ pounds have taken their toll. . .both of my knees need to be replaced. . .bone-on-bone. :worried:
 
I am the first ever college grad from my dad's side of the family.

I have a really hi IQ (won't tell so don't ask) but most people assume I'm an idiot when they meet me probably because of my size.

I have tattoos on both arms, my back, and right leg.

I have had a goatee or full beard continuously for over 8 yrs now.

I am the smallest male in my immediate family at 6'2" and 305 lbs.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I am the first ever college grad from my dad's side of the family.

I have a really hi IQ (won't tell so don't ask) but most people assume I'm an idiot when they meet me probably because of my size.

I have tattoos on both arms, my back, and right leg.

I have had a goatee or full beard continuously for over 8 yrs now.

I am the smallest male in my immediate family at 6'2" and 305 lbs.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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That probably works in your favor. People often make the mistake of underestimating someone based sole on their looks.
 
the-short-one said:
That probably works in your favor. People often make the mistake of underestimating someone based sole on their looks.
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Yep, having a "meathead" look works in your favor. People spill a lot more info to people they think aren't intelligent. Not to mention the women who want to think they're smarter than the guy they're dating.
 
I went to Wrestlemania 13, the one with Shawn Michaels vs. Stone Cold with Mike Tyson as guest ref.

I once took my mom to a Rod Steward Concert for her bday. He played for over 3 hrs. It was actually a good show.
 
Once a guy tried to drag me into his car by the hair on my head, but I hit his arm and ran away back to my car and took off.

I loved to watch Donnie and Marie Osmond every Friday night when I was little (and so did my brother) - he will kill me now. :)

Every cat we ever had while growing up was named 'Kitty' (my Dad named them all) and still to this day his current cat's name is the same.

My 'LIVESTRONG' bracelet which I had worn every day for months staight, tore apart just as I was about to attempt my first bench in my first powerlifting meet. Needless to stay I did not Live Strong that day...

I have a magic wand that I keep at my home office desk (well, its actually a wand from a child princess costume, but I keep hoping one day it will really work!)
 
galaxy said:
I went to Wrestlemania 13, the one with Shawn Michaels vs. Stone Cold with Mike Tyson as guest ref.

I once took my mom to a Rod Steward Concert for her bday. He played for over 3 hrs. It was actually a good show.
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Mike Tyson is alright until he opens his mouth or moves. :D

A friend gave me front row tickets to the Rolling Stones in...1998(?). Third Eye Blind opened for them, and they were really good. I left 20 minutes into the Rolling Stones performance. They were horrible. Keith Richards & Mick Jagar are extremely ugly, and neither one of them can sing.

Should have gone to the Rod Stewart concert.
 
All the people at the Stones concert were the same age as my mother. :D I didn't taker her though. I probably should have just given her the tickets. Would have saved me the trouble of finding a parking place.
 
Unofficially my thumbs are double jointed.
 
I once attempted to kill Rod Stewart. But then I realized a Mr. Gal Axy was a big fan of his. I couldnt break the poor boy's heart, so I let Rodderick live.
 
CEASAR said:
I once attempted to kill Rod Stewart. But then I realized a Mr. Gal Axy was a big fan of his. I couldnt break the poor boy's heart, so I let Rodderick live.
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Rod is doing quite well these days. I think he's making big band albums or something. And his sperm is quite fertile. I forget how many kiddies he has. Lots. and lots of ex-wives.
 
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