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chris302001
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silverstar1025 said:
Bout the same here......and maybe 5 dreams that I rememmber a month.......most are just jibberish so when I actually do have an interesting dream that I remember (wet or dry), its quite a treat.......
I had the most vivid and scarey dream of my life last night. A long read, but worth it in my opinion.
Cliff notes in bold, but a good read if u have time. Tok 45 minutes to write on my phone....
In my dream I was having surgery for a mass on my neck (no I dont have one, just something random). It's all going good, I get 2 of versed in preop, chat with the doc about "bein in the biz" etc. Get wheeled to the OR, get a 100 mics of Fen. In my mind I am watching them, counting every drug that I get etc. Next comes a Zofran/Reglan cocktail. Good, I wont have to worry bout getting an ab workout throwing my guts up aftwards. Bp, ECG, Pulseox go on right as I get preox'd.
Then, it comes time to push the big gun. I see the doc start to push the propofol into my IV. He doesnt say anything, which I think is weird cuz we always tell pts to think of where they wanna go on vacation and tell us how it was when they get back. I close my eyes start breathing extra deep to help facilitate the "propofol yawn" and induction, when I hear him say, "Okay, 50 of diprivan (trade name) in......" I am already pretty damn sleepy, but I can still think a little bit......and I'm thinkin, I'm a 25 y/o 250 lb male......I would use atleast a stick (200mg) if not a stick and a half on me....... And at that moment, they taped my eyes shut......I start to panick a little but then figure, maybe I just cant smell the Sevo in the mask and they're going to finish putting me under with gas.
But then off comes the mask......So I figure, okay they're gonna put an LMA in, cuz an ET tube isnt required for this surgery.......its gonna suck balls bein awake for it, but once its in, the Sevo will kick in, and I'll be off fishing in Alaska....
But then I hear/feel the drapes being applied to my neck.........WTF? They're preping? They're not gonna put an LMA down??? I know they gave me Reglan to empty my stomach, but wtf kind of place is this? That's when I say, Fuck this!!!! and start to sit up, hear everyone say, "whoa whoa whoa, come down sir, etc and then hear the doc say, "100 more of diprivan going in," and as the lights go out, I think to myself, thats a little better......"
Fast Forward, probably about four or five minutes considering the doc only gave me another 1/2 of an induction dose. I start to smell something.........frickin stinks and smells familiar......Then I start to hear something that sounds a little familiar too. IT'S A FUCKING BOVIE!!!!!! (the tool that cuts and cauterizes at the same time using electricity) Then I feel it......and again I come up off the table.....
But this time, I feel like it's me or them........and I come all the way off the table, swing around, and grab the guy by the throat, and reach and grab the first syringe with a needle I see. I turn to the surgeon and yell as loud as I can, "Get me a new doc (anesthesiologist) or I'll tack this motherfucker to the wall with 16g needles......"
and then I woke up.
