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Talkin' Dirty

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velvett

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Do you do it?


Like to hear it?



Post up your dirt.























(And lets see how long before this thread gets moved....)
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honestly velv... do u like dirty talk, like what, and do you consider youself 'average' in terms of liking it?

I really wanna know what dames like to hear.
 
I had a long distance relationship and it was necessary.
 
ColonCowboy said:
honestly velv... do u like dirty talk, like what, and do you consider youself 'average' in terms of liking it?

I really wanna know what dames like to hear.
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Honestly?


The sweet takin' lip action that works most for me are lips that caress my skin and mingle play with my own lips and tongue.
 
I like it before during and after sex. It could be from the morning, Telling me how good I`m gonna get it to... After on How great it was.
 
velvett said:


Honestly?


The sweet takin' lip action that works most for me are lips that caress my skin and mingle play with my own lips and tongue.
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So you like no talk?

I got a buddy who says he blasts the dirty talk and the dames love it.
 
ColonCowboy said:


So you like no talk?

I got a buddy who says he blasts the dirty talk and the dames love it.
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Noise yes - corny ooh baby porno flick talk just makes me giggle.
 
velvett said:


Noise yes - corny ooh baby porno flick talk just makes me giggle.
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So no words.

Interesting.

Ive fucking loved it when girls say shit like 'fuck me', and quite a few have said that. Some have said more, and its all GOOD.

Dames using the dirty talk is great.
 
velvett said:
Do you do it?


Like to hear it?



Post up your dirt.























(And lets see how long before this thread gets moved....)
:angel:
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I like easter eggs to be involved
 
People talk dirty to me all the time when I'm dealing. One guy was like "muther fucker why does god want me to die a miserable horrible death" and this lady was like "please i'll do anything if you just give me the right cards' - she was looking up to the ceiling but I pretty much knew she was talking to me
 
if a girl says anything filthy its a turn on...:D
 
I love to talk dirty and love it when talked dirty too. Drives me wild :p :p :p :p

Can't help it, it just comes out!! Can't tell ya what comes out as your ears would burn. :p
 
ColonCowboy said:


So you like no talk?

I got a buddy who says he blasts the dirty talk and the dames love it.
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Some chicks REALLY dig it. I swear the more timid the girl the wilder in bed she is once she lets go of her inhibitions(sp?).

One time I was with this one chick I was railing.

I picked her up and threw her on the bed, ripped off her clothes and gave her the hardest fucking she's ever had.

A little into it I grabed the back of her hair and neck(not overly forcefully)tilted her head up and told her she was going to "Watch me fuck her little pussy"

She pretty much exploded into a quivering mass and could hardly use her legs for like an hour afterwards.


I rule.
 
Rarely if ever, and I hate to hear it, especially for pretty women..
Makes them sound trashy..

Usually is I smash my finger or drop something or such, the most common reaction is to say "BITCH"...
No Son of a,.... just Bitch all by itself as if I'm calling it one..

Foul language used in everyday conversation seems more and more common amoung youth today(13-19) than the older set that only used it only when we were pissed..
 
TC2 said:

A little into it I grabed the back of her hair and neck(not overly forcefully)tilted her head up and told her she was going to "Watch me fuck her little pussy"

She pretty much exploded into a quivering mass and could hardly use her legs for like an hour afterwards.


I rule.
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way to go man....that's the way to do it...lol
 
I haven't come accross many girlfriends that don't talk dirty.

I don't see how it makes them trashy?

There is also a big difference between talking dirty and demeaning someone

To me if both like it and it makes it more intense go with it.
 
I was once in the midst of some grade A fornication, when my newly found accomplice started up with, and I kid you not:

"You are such a big strong man, fill me with your seed! fill me with your seed"

followed shortly by "Fuck me with your big hard cock" about 10 times louder and louder.

I started laughing so hard, that Mr. Happy lost his interest.
 
ChefWide said:
I was once in the midst of some grade A fornication, when my newly found accomplice started up with, and I kid you not:

"You are such a big strong man, fill me with your seed! fill me with your seed"

followed shortly by "Fuck me with your big hard cock" about 10 times louder and louder.

I started laughing so hard, that Mr. Happy lost his interest.
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I don't find that bad at all LOL.
 
Funnier still: I thought i was some casanova type, we had hooked up at my friends 30th. Next day at a restaurant with about five guy friends, I found out that EVERY one of them had slept with her and they wanted to know if she still yelled out stupid shit during sex.

Loud laughing in restaurant followed.
 
sexy talk and flirty talk runs together with dirty talk for me
  • I like to hear it
  • I like to say, but not porno f-bomb types of stuff
  • I am often too busy using my mouths other functions :p
    [/list
 
TC2 said:

A little into it I grabed the back of her hair and neck(not overly forcefully)tilted her head up and told her she was going to "Watch me fuck her little pussy"

She pretty much exploded into a quivering mass and could hardly use her legs for like an hour afterwards.


I rule.
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It's getting HOT in here...
 
You asked for it.

I want to lick your pussy for hours and hours until you cum over and over again. I want to be your love slave.
 
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Bigdawg1468 said:


Ya gotta due better then that LOL
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LOL. Yeah, I'm getting kind of rusty. I haven't had regular sex in years, so the first fine woman that I get ahold of is going to get the fuck of her life.
 
I likes the durty talk...
It has to be somewhat sensual and creative... none of that stupid porn talk.... It has to be Hot talk, but not overly graphic..... a little Harcore Poetry you might say.
 
Big Rick Rock said:
I likes the durty talk...
It has to be somewhat sensual and creative... none of that stupid porn talk.... It has to be Hot talk, but not overly graphic..... a little Harcore Poetry you might say.
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OK Rick, start slingin'

I ain't gots no game, so I have to steal some riffs.

Hit a non-rhythm method white boy up.
 
I once dated this chick (hard to believe) and she talked all the time when we had sex. it wasn't always dirty talking though. she would ask questions like "what are you thinking about?" and "what do you want to do to me". I was thinking, wtf? SHUT UP. She dumped me for her ex so I never got a chance to tell her I wanted to hit her in the head with a 2X4.
 
The Nature Boy said:
I once dated this chick (hard to believe) and she talked all the time when we had sex. it wasn't always dirty talking though. she would ask questions like "what are you thinking about?" and "what do you want to do to me". I was thinking, wtf? SHUT UP. She dumped me for her ex so I never got a chance to tell her I wanted to hit her in the head with a 2X4.
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Shame, I am sure thats what she was looking for.
 
seriously though, how creative am I supposed to be when a woman is giving me oral? I'm either thanking god or I'm operating at such a primitive level that coherent communication is impossible.
 
The Nature Boy said:
I once dated this chick (hard to believe) and she talked all the time when we had sex. it wasn't always dirty talking though. she would ask questions like "what are you thinking about?" and "what do you want to do to me". I was thinking, wtf? SHUT UP. She dumped me for her ex so I never got a chance to tell her I wanted to hit her in the head with a 2X4.
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At least she didn't try to talk to someone on the phone. I had to call my supervisor one night she was off, and when she answered the phone I could tell that she was busy. We were looking for some important forms that had to be turned in the next day. She proceeded to tell me where to look for them and even told me that she would hold to make sure that we found them. This whole time you could hear deep breathing, moaning, groaning, and grunting in the background.

After I hung up the phone I fell on the floor laughing my ass off. Everyone thought I had lost it, but I couldn't tell them what I heard. Every time I tried to tell I would break down laughing. Then for the longest time I could hardly look at her without laughing.

I mean, who answers their phone during sex? :insane:
 
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my g/f sends me dirty text messages:

"How about when we get back we do a *** **** then I give you head and then you fuck me hard?"

I love it, because she is such a classy chick... real classy, but she'll be like that with me in private. I save those gems and scroll back through them everyonce in ahwhile... they bring back good memories...
 
The Ejaculator said:
my g/f sends me dirty text messages:

"How about when we get back we do a *** **** then I give you head and then you fuck me hard?"

I love it, because she is such a classy chick... real classy, but she'll be like that with me in private. I save those gems and scroll back through them everyonce in ahwhile... they bring back good memories...
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a lady in the street but a freak in the bed
 
The Ejaculator said:
my g/f sends me dirty text messages:

"How about when we get back we do a *** **** then I give you head and then you fuck me hard?"

I love it, because she is such a classy chick... real classy, but she'll be like that with me in private. I save those gems and scroll back through them everyonce in ahwhile... they bring back good memories...
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camera phones

great inventions
 
I'm a dirty talkin', kinky, mother fucker. It usually takes a while for my girl to know this. It just gets better and better, you just have to use your imagination.
 
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