Taking dumps is fun...but it's not so fun when...

[Lumberg]

the damn toilet flushed three times while you are sitting on the stool. Then you get up and it doesn't even flush. WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!

This thread was supposed to be about how I have switched from flax oil to groud flax seeds and been eating All Bran extra bran every night (and you can guess the results) but then the damn toilet had to ruin all my fun.



JC

 

[GinNJuice]

 

[bullett]

Hey..Whats the dealeo with all the yellow stars??

 

[Lumberg]

Hey..Whats the dealeo with all the yellow stars??

I don't know if you heard about the elite mentors but there is an even more special desigation called "Elite Expert." You get 6 rows of stars (or whatever it is) to show your status.

JC

 

[prophet]

the damn toilet flushed three times while you are sitting on the stool. Then you get up and it doesn't even flush. WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!

you clogged the fucker

 

[Lumberg]

Re: Re: Taking dumps is fun...but it's not so fun when...

you clogged the fucker

No man it's one of those toilets with a sensor on it where it's supposed to flush automatically when you get up.......

 

[rnch]

Re: Re: Taking dumps is fun...but it's not so fun when...

you clogged the fucker

also known as "doing a (al) bundy"!

 

[notoriousQQ]

I had a girl perform the Al Bundy on the toilet in my apartment over the weekend.

 

[Lumberg]

I had a girl perform the Al Bundy on the toilet in my apartment over the weekend.

Were her turds quite large in diameter? That means she's an anal queen.

JC

 

[notoriousQQ]

Were her turds quite large in diameter? That means she's an anal queen.

JC

Well, she is 5'11 and about 140, which is a pretty good sized girl. And she is actually quite toned and athletically built but that's another story. So, she had that working for her. But, it wasn't like there was a full blown turd choking the bottom of the stool. It pretty much "went down" so that you couldn't see the evidence but that whenever I tried to flush after taking a wizz it wouldn't. And, from performing orally on her and tossing her salad and thrashing the tongue around the backdoor, her butt hole does kind of have the puckered up o look to it like she has taken the shaft in the pooper a few times.

 

[Digger Dan]

And, from performing orally on her and tossing her salad and thrashing the tongue around the backdoor, her butt hole does kind of have the puckered up o look to it like she has taken the shaft in the pooper a few times.

after she took the monster shit?

 

[Lumberg]

Well, she is 5'11 and about 140, which is a pretty good sized girl. And she is actually quite toned and athletically built but that's another story. So, she had that working for her. But, it wasn't like there was a full blown turd choking the bottom of the stool. It pretty much "went down" so that you couldn't see the evidence but that whenever I tried to flush after taking a wizz it wouldn't. And, from performing orally on her and tossing her salad and thrashing the tongue around the backdoor, her butt hole does kind of have the puckered up o look to it like she has taken the shaft in the pooper a few times.

Well me thinks it's time to pound in that back door. Thick lube is best.

JC

 

[bullett]

The guy is giving the rimmer after she took the monster shit...my hats off to ya....

must be some good lookin ass

 

[notoriousQQ]

ROTFLMAO

Dude, it wasn't after her growing a tail this weekend, but, I'm sure it has been after her taking a shit before with "after" being since the last time she showered.