taking a urban/residential dump

[WoodyO]

This thread reminds me of a story.

About 10 years ago, before the ex and I moved in together, I picked her up from work and drove her out to Vegas for the weekend. We stopped in Barstow (the edge of Death Valley) at what looked to be about a 90% abandoned outlet mall off the 15 fwy. She was inside a shoe store and I wandered the mall looking for a shitter. I was seriously the only person in the entire mall. It was something out of a horror movie when I was wandering there.

I finally found the shitter, but it was out of order. There was a pile of shit formed like a volcano standing right out of the lid about 2-3 inches high. I ran like hell to the other end of the mall and barged into the shoe store (where on of the employees was taking a nap on the counter), grabbed Silvia, and dragged he back to the mens room so she could see it. It was the most ridiculous shit you'd ever see. I used to have a pic of it, but the ex took all our old albums when she left.

 

[PICK3]

in the last few months this same situation has played out three times...thankfully the two former times i was in the woods this last time was stressful bro.
under the culvert i was worrying hard about some young kids seeing me taking care of bizz and having them freak out and call the cops.

had it happen to me working with the crew

they didn't understand why I stripped down and walked into the swamp

 

[ceo]

My buddies 24 year old cousin posted a pic on his instagram recently of a giant dump sitting in the urinal at his job (Edwards Cinema). No way that was an accident.

That was me bro!!!


Mother fuckers wanted to charge me for extra butter on my popcorn then didn't even put any on!!

 

[WoodyO]

That was me bro!!!


Mother fuckers wanted to charge me for extra butter on my popcorn then didn't even put any on!!

No shit. $15.00 for nachos and a soda? I want to find somewhere creative to take a dump.

 

[nangiggles]

This thread reminds me of a story.

About 10 years ago, before the ex and I moved in together, I picked her up from work and drove her out to Vegas for the weekend. We stopped in Barstow (the edge of Death Valley) at what looked to be about a 90% abandoned outlet mall off the 15 fwy. She was inside a shoe store and I wandered the mall looking for a shitter. I was seriously the only person in the entire mall. It was something out of a horror movie when I was wandering there.

I finally found the shitter, but it was out of order. There was a pile of shit formed like a volcano standing right out of the lid about 2-3 inches high. I ran like hell to the other end of the mall and barged into the shoe store (where on of the employees was taking a nap on the counter), grabbed Silvia, and dragged he back to the mens room so she could see it. It was the most ridiculous shit you'd ever see. I used to have a pic of it, but the ex took all our old albums when she left.

Cool story, I felt like I was there, really.

 

[mistaballoonhands]

I think I've been there! In fact I think I've been to every shithole in Cali and none of the nice places

 

[wootoom]

I want to shit on 3 people in here

 

[bigbassturd]

Can I wulfgar?

 

[wootoom]

He was a pussy. All talk faggot

 

[PICK3]

I just pissed my bed