taking a urban/residential dump

[binö]

why does this sort of thing continually happen to me?
took a nice run the other day in a wooded but populated housing neigberhood...things were going great when out of nowwhere a massive dump swept over my bowels.
thought i could make it home, and i tried too, but it was too much...my slow jog turned into a fast walk which deingrated into a uncomfortable lurching sort of walk as i tried not to shit myself.
middle of the day, people out doing yard work, and every lot had a house in it...not a public restroom for miles.
panicking, i dipped into a deep culvert but i could hear kids voices so i pussied out...walked a few blocks and was honestly just gonna let if fly and hope my sweats would conceal the mess somewhat.
but thankfully i walked pass a house that was getting gutted...on sunday so the workers weren't there...found a incomplete bathroom and left the home owner a gnar message.
didn't want to sacrifice the underarmour shirt so grandma's hanky had to suffice
discuss

 

[PICK3]

cool story

 

[bigbassturd]

Karma bitch. Shoukdn't have redded me!

 

[mistaballoonhands]

why does this sort of thing continually happen to me?
took a nice run the other day in a wooded but populated housing neigberhood...things were going great when out of nowwhere a massive dump swept over my bowels.
thought i could make it home, and i tried too, but it was too much...my slow jog turned into a fast walk which deingrated into a uncomfortable lurching sort of walk as i tried not to shit myself.
middle of the day, people out doing yard work, and every lot had a house in it...not a public restroom for miles.
panicking, i dipped into a deep culvert but i could hear kids voices so i pussied out...walked a few blocks and was honestly just gonna let if fly and hope my sweats would conceal the mess somewhat.
but thankfully i walked pass a house that was getting gutted...on sunday so the workers weren't there...found a incomplete bathroom and left the home owner a gnar message.
didn't want to sacrifice the underarmour shirt so grandma's hanky had to suffice
discuss

Lol I'd love to watch when they found it

 

[binö]

cool story

in the last few months this same situation has played out three times...thankfully the two former times i was in the woods this last time was stressful bro.
under the culvert i was worrying hard about some young kids seeing me taking care of bizz and having them freak out and call the cops.

 

[binö]

Lol I'd love to watch when they found it

nasty way to start your monday.
i hated doing that having once been in that profession, but wtf could i do

 

[binö]

Karma bitch. Shoukdn't have redded me!

i hated doing it bro! but you look so small and puny now

 

[WoodyO]

My buddies 24 year old cousin posted a pic on his instagram recently of a giant dump sitting in the urinal at his job (Edwards Cinema). No way that was an accident.

 

[mistaballoonhands]

^lmao

 

[bigbassturd]

i hated doing it bro! but you look so small and puny now

what can I do? Obama's budget cuts plus increased taxes...

You know we don't make shit already!


Lol I've got somebody named adam working on it