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T-minus 5 minutes before I should feel the effects of the brownie.
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VooDoo Lady
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where the hell do you work that you can sit around high and away with it?!
Good for you
Good for you
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dballer
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You fuckin bastard!!!!!
dimitrios
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Crazier said:One of my co-workers just gave me a 'special' brownie about 10 minutes ago.
It was tasty.
Time to kick my feet up, and enjoy the high. Ah... what a beautiful day!
Enjoy it my brothers and sisters!!!
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Just rolled a fat one myself. Want a hit Crazier??:havoc:
Re: Re: T-minus 5 minutes before I should feel the effects of the brownie.
Damn I'd love one dimitrios!!! :havoc: A big ol' rip out of a 3 footer... a hit so intense, it looks like milk in the bong. Damn that'd be great.
VooDoo - I draw building specs... and I sit in a corner office here in my building. I surf the net for about 6 hours, work for about 2. I work 3 minutes from home... so at lunch time, everyday... well, with the help of a little visine... I get to come back to work smoked every day! When I'm high... you'd have no idea.
I don't act gitty and stupid. It just helps me see the beauty so much easier. I don't use pot to get 'fucked up'. I use it for spiritual reasons.
I'm starting to feel that brownie!!!
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dimitrios said:
Damn I'd love one dimitrios!!! :havoc: A big ol' rip out of a 3 footer... a hit so intense, it looks like milk in the bong. Damn that'd be great.
VooDoo - I draw building specs... and I sit in a corner office here in my building. I surf the net for about 6 hours, work for about 2. I work 3 minutes from home... so at lunch time, everyday... well, with the help of a little visine... I get to come back to work smoked every day! When I'm high... you'd have no idea.
I don't act gitty and stupid. It just helps me see the beauty so much easier. I don't use pot to get 'fucked up'. I use it for spiritual reasons.
I'm starting to feel that brownie!!!
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havoc said:
Desk bong!!! lol... I can't go that far.
I do however have a pretty blue glass pipe out in my car filled with green goodness. About another hour and a half or so, I forsee myself standing behind the dumpster for a few minutes.
And no... I'm not joking.
Am I a loser?
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havoc
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No, you're gifted. peaceCrazier said:
Desk bong!!! lol... I can't go that far.
I do however have a pretty blue glass pipe out in my car filled with green goodness. About another hour and a half or so, I forsee myself standing behind the dumpster for a few minutes.
And no... I'm not joking.
Am I a loser?
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Well damn. That was a close call!!!
Went to the dumpster for a quick puff... and when I headed back to our building, one of outside salesman was walking out to his truck.
'Crazier... what the hell were you doing back there?!?!'
The moment I've been dreading comes, and the planning I've developed over the last 3 years for these moments now need to come into play.
See, smoking pot at work has become a bit harder since I've quit smoking cigarettes. From the beginning of my quit date, I continued to go outside for a breath of fresh air. That way, for that one or two days a week I smoke behind the dumpster, no one notices that I'm gone.
Every time I smoke behind the dumpster, I come out adjusting my zipper. Every time.
So, he spots me, asks me what the hell I'm doing, and of cousre, he sees me fixing my zipper. I answer 'Ah... I was out here for a breath of fresh air, had to take a leak, so I figured, why not?'
He says 'Gee... you pissed out here in front of God and everybody?'
I say 'Yeah, it's a beautiful day out here man.'
'Yeah it is, have a good one Crazier.'
That was that.
Now, had he caught me redhanded... I have a plan for that as well. I'll scare the living shit out of him. Whoever were to catch me and indicate that they were going to tattle is going to see me get angry. I have it planned out. It's almost happened before.
I was about to put the fear of God into that guy.
My job is important to me. I've been smoking since I've started working here. I can handle it. I would hurt someone that threatened to put me in a potential position of getting fired, or tried to damage my reputation.
That and the fact that my boss is my dad's best friend. Can you say that'd be a shitload of drama I could go without? I can alredy hear it 'smoking weed at work Crazier?' They'd make me out to be some type of bad guy.
Power to the weed gods for making this story and my dumpster runs possible.
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Went to the dumpster for a quick puff... and when I headed back to our building, one of outside salesman was walking out to his truck.
'Crazier... what the hell were you doing back there?!?!'
The moment I've been dreading comes, and the planning I've developed over the last 3 years for these moments now need to come into play.
See, smoking pot at work has become a bit harder since I've quit smoking cigarettes. From the beginning of my quit date, I continued to go outside for a breath of fresh air. That way, for that one or two days a week I smoke behind the dumpster, no one notices that I'm gone.
Every time I smoke behind the dumpster, I come out adjusting my zipper. Every time.
So, he spots me, asks me what the hell I'm doing, and of cousre, he sees me fixing my zipper. I answer 'Ah... I was out here for a breath of fresh air, had to take a leak, so I figured, why not?'
He says 'Gee... you pissed out here in front of God and everybody?'
I say 'Yeah, it's a beautiful day out here man.'
'Yeah it is, have a good one Crazier.'
That was that.
Now, had he caught me redhanded... I have a plan for that as well. I'll scare the living shit out of him. Whoever were to catch me and indicate that they were going to tattle is going to see me get angry. I have it planned out. It's almost happened before.
I was about to put the fear of God into that guy.
My job is important to me. I've been smoking since I've started working here. I can handle it. I would hurt someone that threatened to put me in a potential position of getting fired, or tried to damage my reputation.
That and the fact that my boss is my dad's best friend. Can you say that'd be a shitload of drama I could go without? I can alredy hear it 'smoking weed at work Crazier?' They'd make me out to be some type of bad guy.
Power to the weed gods for making this story and my dumpster runs possible.
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