T boy is a chicken.........

[Testosterone boy]

I have been looking for a wedding photography assistant. Someone to keep the bridal gown pretty and provide me with eye candy etc.

I seen a nice candidate today at Sams Club. She was tall and exceptionally curvy. Exceptionally.

I seen her a few times and decided that I should talk to her. But visions of the Sams Club police revoking my membership due to flirting in a warehouse danced in my head....this is America after all.

So I took a business card and wrote a couple sentences and decided to just say a few words and hand her the card and play it safe.

I was approaching her in the check out line when she crossed her legs which made her jeans tighter and her butt look suddenly bigger. I veered off like a Mako shark that decided the seal was a surfer.

I never returned and reluctantly watched her walk away as I downed my hot dog and soda.

Perhaps the real reason for the bail out was my brain thinking....."what are the odds of a real hot, young, single girl being a Sams Club member and buying a fair amount of food? I decided she was prolly married and visualized being stalked by a furious husband after she gave him my note.

Damn girl made my pants twitch though.

You make the call.....

did I choke?

did I exhibit sound judgement in bailing out?

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

I'd say your normal.

 

[supersizeme]

I think you did the right thing. Ask Seashell about the business card treatment in the rugstore. Even if she didn't have a huge ass, you'd probably still end up freaking her out unless you walked up to her with like a bouquet of bananas or something to give her along with the business card.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Yes....a bouquet of bananas would have quelled her concerns for sure.

 

[H_T_]

lol, you're funny T, why didn't u use that humor to your advantage?

 

[Testosterone boy]

lol, you're funny T, why didn't u use that humor to your advantage?

Being funny would be a tall order in a Sams Club with Christmas shopping hub bub going on. I think.