Swordfish is the shit!!!!!

[Peyote Killa]

If you haven't seen it yet I advise you to. I just saw it last night, and it's a fuckin bad ass movie. All about the cool shit, and it will make you think the whole movie.
I loved it, and will most likely go see it again.

 

[HappyScrappy]

yeah, but I hate having to think.

 

[Peyote Killa]

We all know that you hate to think, but scrappy come on this movie will do you some good. Promise!!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

seriously though, I'll probably go this weekend in between my hours of napping, eating ice cream, watching baseball, and knocking things over with my enormous cock.

 

[Moderator]

yo I'm havin swordfish tommorow fo dinna.... maybe I'll go see da movie too.

 

[Peyote Killa]

hey mod, i think you should stick to your normal dinners of snatch and mustard. But if you wanna go check out the movie that would be a good chioce.

 

[Moderator]

hey mod, i think you should stick to your normal dinners of snatch and mustard. But if you wanna go check out the movie that would be a good chioce.

yo mama's snatch and mustard waz a great fuckin deal cuz it came wit free crabs..... but I'm tiring of dat shyt yo

 

[Peyote Killa]

What you need to do is try some variety, like your girl with some honey mustard was the ish, I'm going back tonight for seconds. This time I'm gonna use dijon mustard though, it's all about variety.

 

[karellan]

Yeah, Swordfish was pretty good. There are a few reasons I say pretty good and not awesome.

1. the opening monologue by travolta was bad ass. he talked about hollywood making shit and audiences wanting a happy ending. but think about it. what did we get at the end? a happy ending. hacker reunited with little cunt of a daughter. holly berry and john travolta off in a boat watching bin ladin's boat explode.

2. even though travolta seemed like a bad guy he was really a good guy (defending america from terrorists,etc). fuck that. I want a bad guy who isn't a good guy in disguise. I want him to rape and pillage the country, wrapping authorities around his little finger, and getting away. travolta is really defending the american way of life. no. I want a bad guy who despises the american way of life and strikes back at society for the crap its put him through.

3. that cop was a fucking punk. I wanted him to get shot in the face. but I knew it wouldn't happen.

4. I'm sick of family crap, kids in movies. this is an action movie. familes torn apart. boohoo. if I ever had my way, they'd make a movie where they touchingly introduce a little kid. then 5 seconds later the kid is shot in the face.

5. the happy ending was bullshit. That's why Pulp fiction (or say reservior dogs) was so bad ass. Why doesn't travolta understand that?

6. 10 second holly berry topless shot didn't do it for me. I see too much hardcore porn It did surprise me though.

 

[supergirl]

i liked it.. thought it had a cool twist... bad guy is really good guy but really fucked in the head lol not to mention hugh jackman is nice to look at and the Paul Oakenfold soundtrack was smoothe!!!