Swine Flu: What NOT to do

[Smurfy]

Miplank, Id like to invite you to a party


Swine Flu Don'ts: Swine Flu Parties, Prevention Mistakes, and More


3. Don't hold or attend a swine flu party.
The guest of honor at a swine flu party is someone who's got swine flu. The point is for other guests to catch the virus in the hopes that they'll have a mild illness and gain immunity so that they won't get sick if the H1N1 virus worsens.

That's a bad idea, according to the CDC, because there's no way to know whether swine flu will be severe or fatal in swine flu party guests -- or anyone else that they, in turn, infect.

 

[miplank]

yay! a party

 

[bigtravis]

Boss said that his sons youngest was diagnosed with h1n1. So I walk into the office today and there the little mutherfucker is with his fat assed mother. I asked with humor, who has the swine flu? She said hunter does. THEN I HIT THE FUCKING ROOF. I told them they needed to take their stupid trash asses back to their trailor and stay there. WTF? Bringing them to a business.

 

[shrimp poboy]

Party in mitchs mouth everybodys cumming

 

[Melaina]

bigtravis that isn't right... I don't know why people are SO STUPID.

My neighbor (off topic)... well her daughter has Roseola... is HIGHLY contagious virus that is caused by herpes and is spread to infants/young children. The dumb B* was driving around everywhere with her. I told her to stay away from me and she said "don't worry it's not contagious until after she gets the blisters"... uh, no "I live off government aid" bright bean.... it's contagious BEFORE the rash. It is transmitted through the little water particles spewing out of your little spawn's nose and mouth RIGHT NOW.

 

[bigtravis]

bigtravis that isn't right... I don't know why people are SO STUPID.

My neighbor (off topic)... well her daughter has Roseola... is HIGHLY contagious virus that is caused by herpes and is spread to infants/young children. The dumb B* was driving around everywhere with her. I told her to stay away from me and she said "don't worry it's not contagious until after she gets the blisters"... uh, no "I live off government aid" bright bean.... it's contagious BEFORE the rash. It is transmitted through the little water particles spewing out of your little spawn's nose and mouth RIGHT NOW.

lol.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I already beat that shit. Next

 

[superqt4u2nv]

The correct term is H1N1 and there was just a comercial talking about washing your hands and disinfecting everything.

 

[Melaina]

Yeah people, swine is for piggies

 

[chris302001]

lol, the general public never referred to past strains by their serotype. Remember bird flu or avian flu? I see nothing wrong with patients calling it swine flu.

 

[stosstruppe]

I hope I get swine flu.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

lol, the general public never referred to past strains by their serotype. Remember bird flu or avian flu? I see nothing wrong with patients calling it swine flu.

In Canada it is always refered to as H1N1 well not always but I would say a month after it broke no one in the media called it swine flu.