Survivor.. would you do it

[milo hobgoblin]

I dont think I could do that show.. even for the half million (after taxes).

I dont think I could ever be that weasley, conniving secret squirrel bullshit...

I grew up overseas.. I dont think Id have a problem living on some jungle shit hole for 36 days.. but I cant imagine having to talk that much.. listening to all that catty bullshit would drive me batty after a few days...

Any of you all think you could put up with that crap.. ??

That last season.. there was the one guy Johnny Fairplay (sp?).. how could you not punch him in the fucking head? I honestly think I would kill him with a smile on my face if I had to be stuck on some fucking island with him...

they should win money just for having to meet him.

 

[DannoMight]

i wouldn't

 

[Beachboy6294]

I dont think I could do that show.. even for the half million (after taxes).

I dont think I could ever be that weasley, conniving secret squirrel bullshit...

I grew up overseas.. I dont think Id have a problem living on some jungle shit hole for 36 days.. but I cant imagine having to talk that much.. listening to all that catty bullshit would drive me batty after a few days...

Any of you all think you could put up with that crap.. ??

That last season.. there was the one guy Johnny Fairplay (sp?).. how could you not punch him in the fucking head? I honestly think I would kill him with a smile on my face if I had to be stuck on some fucking island with him...

they should win money just for having to meet him.

I would do it but I don't think I would make it long because I would end up getting pissed at someone or they would think I was a threat.

I would rather do Amazing Race or Big Brother!

 

[Razorguns]

I dont think Id have a problem living on some jungle shit hole for 36 days..

Dude it's a tv show. It's not "reality". They have a craft services table, makeup station, cameras, monitoring tent, acting coaches, portapottys, generators, satellite phones, agency reps and a first aid area 10 feet from where you see them standing!

r

 

[ceo]

only if I could kill and eat the other competitors.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I would LOVE to do it. Almost sent in a tape/etc last year. Filled out the questionaire but miscalculated the in-person auditions they were holding Grand Prarie.

I used to believe that I couln't "play the game" insofar as manipulation, but my experience on the job has taught me different.

 

[needtogetarmy]

Survivor is for pussies. Try Ranger school or being deployed for 6 months eating nothing but MREs.

 

[Razorguns]

Survivor is for pussies. Try Ranger school or being deployed for 6 months eating nothing but MREs.

or worse NAVY SEAL training. OMFG the stuff I saw on TV was scaring me.

r

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Dude it's a tv show. It's not "reality". They have a craft services table, makeup station, cameras, monitoring tent, acting coaches, portapottys, agency reps and a first aid area 10 feet from where you see them standing!

r

I know part of thats true.. but in that last show thise guys got all infected and shit and they had to kick em off..

I dont think they get much babying from the crew...

and most of those women close up dont look real "made up" to me..

they showed a close up of their skin and it was all infected with bites and crap.. I spent eleven years on Guam and my skin never looked that bad after weeks of camping in the jungle. (dont ask.. I was a dumb kid)

 

[needtogetarmy]

or worse NAVY SEAL training. OMFG the stuff I saw on TV was scaring me.

r

I think they have a 5% graduation rate and the guys who do that are top notch entering it.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Survivor is for pussies. Try Ranger school or being deployed for 6 months eating nothing but MREs.

I spent 3 months in Mu Chuck S Korea eating em.. 18 years later and I still have nightmares about those little tabasco containers.

 

[Beachboy6294]

Survivor is for pussies. Try Ranger school or being deployed for 6 months eating nothing but MREs.

I've been there and done that it's alot harder than any survivor but I am older now.

 

[biteme]

I dont think I could do that show.. even for the half million (after taxes).

I dont think I could ever be that weasley, conniving secret squirrel bullshit...

I grew up overseas.. I dont think Id have a problem living on some jungle shit hole for 36 days.. but I cant imagine having to talk that much.. listening to all that catty bullshit would drive me batty after a few days...

Any of you all think you could put up with that crap.. ??

That last season.. there was the one guy Johnny Fairplay (sp?).. how could you not punch him in the fucking head? I honestly think I would kill him with a smile on my face if I had to be stuck on some fucking island with him...

they should win money just for having to meet him.

Nope. There's many things I wouldn't do for money, no matter how much money. That's one of them. I hate those shows.

 

[biteme]

I dont think I could do that show.. even for the half million (after taxes).

I dont think I could ever be that weasley, conniving secret squirrel bullshit...

I grew up overseas.. I dont think Id have a problem living on some jungle shit hole for 36 days.. but I cant imagine having to talk that much.. listening to all that catty bullshit would drive me batty after a few days...

Any of you all think you could put up with that crap.. ??

That last season.. there was the one guy Johnny Fairplay (sp?).. how could you not punch him in the fucking head? I honestly think I would kill him with a smile on my face if I had to be stuck on some fucking island with him...

they should win money just for having to meet him.

Danny Partridge threw him and knocked out his teeth. Maybe he deserved it.

 

[GUARDIAN]

i wouldnt want to lose a bunch of size. the odds would need to be better.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Survivor is for pussies. Try Ranger school or being deployed for 6 months eating nothing but MREs.

My Old Grump was captain Airborne, training officer at Fort Benning (I hope I said that right LOL). To this day he gets creeped out by spiders. I tease him about it now and again because I keep forgetting how he was hung upside down in some sort of dark tunnel, someshit, with all sorts of creepy-crawlies for HOURS... was some sort of exercise about being able to conceal yourself from the enemy or something.... bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

icky

And that was FOR FUN.

I am thinkin that Charlie dished out some nastier stuff.

 

[ponyfitness]

I would love to do it just because I know I would totally rock the game. Anything where you have to mess with people's heads I would do very well at.

That show is pretty easy. Fly under the radar for the first while, just blending into the background. Never get a target on your back by winning anything but make friends with everyone. After the merge, get an alliance with the majority using friends and make it to the final 4-5 by screwing people over without them knowing. Win the final two immunity challenges (final one is always endurance or balance, 2nd last one is always physical/puzzle) and you're in the final two. Make a good enough speech during final tribal and you win.

I'm shocked at the people who get on this show and don't know the formula. It happens the same way EVERY time. I can usually pick the final four after a couple of episodes.

 

[biteme]

I would love to do it just because I know I would totally rock the game. Anything where you have to mess with people's heads I would do very well at.

That show is pretty easy. Fly under the radar for the first while, just blending into the background. Never get a target on your back by winning anything but make friends with everyone. After the merge, get an alliance with the majority using friends and make it to the final 4-5 by screwing people over without them knowing. Win the final two immunity challenges (final one is always endurance or balance, 2nd last one is always physical/puzzle) and you're in the final two. Make a good enough speech during final tribal and you win.

I'm shocked at the people who get on this show and don't know the formula. It happens the same way EVERY time. I can usually pick the final four after a couple of episodes.

I think I would probably hate your guts in real life. I don't play with people.

 

[calveless wonder]

yes, but i'd fight somebody

 

[ponyfitness]

I think I would probably hate your guts in real life. I don't play with people.

Neither do I but for a million dollars I'd play with Michael Jackson.

 

[heatherrae]

I would love to. I sent in a tape for season 10 and made it to the semi finals of auditions before being cut. :-( At the time, my divorce was not final and they said that because of demographics they prefer either married women with kids or unmarried women. They either wanted the mom type or the flirt type. You would be amazed. They pretty much tell you how they want you to act in the auditions. they told me that they wanted me to be the flirty and manipulative type.

 

[jack sparrow]

They don't let you bring snacks on the island, Heather...did you think about that?

 

[heatherrae]

They don't let you bring snacks on the island, Heather...did you think about that?

I'd get naked for snacks like those 2 dippy broads did that one season...lol.

 

[needtogetarmy]

My Old Grump was captain Airborne, training officer at Fort Benning (I hope I said that right LOL). To this day he gets creeped out by spiders. I tease him about it now and again because I keep forgetting how he was hung upside down in some sort of dark tunnel, someshit, with all sorts of creepy-crawlies for HOURS... was some sort of exercise about being able to conceal yourself from the enemy or something.... bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

icky

And that was FOR FUN.

I am thinkin that Charlie dished out some nastier stuff.

It is weird how somethings bother people and other things do not.

I can easily jump out of a plane at 1000 feet and not be totally freaked out - stick me on a tall ladder or on a roof and I get scared.

BTW spiders rock - one of my favorite insects because they eat the other ones. I have a nice big one outside of my front door and let him be because he stops the flies from coming in the house.

 

[jack sparrow]

I'd get naked for snacks like those 2 dippy broads did that one season...lol.

There was nekkidness on the show?

I've never seen it, but I may try to dig up that particular re-run.

 

[heatherrae]

There was nekkidness on the show?

I've never seen it, but I may try to dig up that particular re-run.

Yeah, and those two chicks who got nekkid went on to do playboy and travel around doing sort of a pussycat dolls sort of show. It actually wasn't much to see on the show. Both of them looked like they had anorexia by the time they got nekkid -- ribs sticking out and so on.

 

[floridalife]

it's not even interesting anymore the whole survival factor has been taken out of it.. it's nothing more than reality bs that takes place on an island set basically

 

[ponyfitness]

Yeah, and those two chicks who got nekkid went on to do playboy and travel around doing sort of a pussycat dolls sort of show. It actually wasn't much to see on the show. Both of them looked like they had anorexia by the time they got nekkid -- ribs sticking out and so on.

The one who won (Jenna?) is now married to Jeff Probst I think, and the other Heidi had implants. By the time she was done her ribs were sticking out but her implants were also sagging to her waist. They were both still hot though.