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The other night as I was watching television, my dog (Max) was sleeping beside me. I got up and went into the kitchen to fix me something to drink and he woke up and followed me. I came back in and sat down and Max nuzzled up beside me. I gave him one of his favorite scratches (just under his chin on his neck area and then it hit me. As I scratched him, his leg started doing that Elvis thing (you know...like he was scratching himself but it his leg was going real fast and not scratching anything...I guess it just felt good to him).
A great idea
clicked in my brain and I thought...maybe.....just maybe....if I could invent a contraption that looked and felt like a hand and would fit around my dick and strap to his leg......I could get a handjob anytime I wanted one. I am now working on this idea and currently thinking of different options I could add to this thing such as automatic lube and velcro straps (tape just doesn't get it....hurts like a bitch when you rip it off).
Anyway, I was wondering if maybe there were some people out there that maybe wanted to pre-order one of these things for a gag gift or maybe a gift to that batchelor friend you know or hell, maybe even one for yourself. I think I have hit on something here and I intend to have these things mass produced and maybe sell in bulk to maybe Sam's Club or WalMart or sell them off of a website (in strictest confidence for the discriminating buyer and user).
Give me some ideas of what you think. Next time you are rubbing your dog in that special place of his.....check out his leg action.....it definitely has a lot of speed and momentum!
A great idea
clicked in my brain and I thought...maybe.....just maybe....if I could invent a contraption that looked and felt like a hand and would fit around my dick and strap to his leg......I could get a handjob anytime I wanted one. I am now working on this idea and currently thinking of different options I could add to this thing such as automatic lube and velcro straps (tape just doesn't get it....hurts like a bitch when you rip it off). Anyway, I was wondering if maybe there were some people out there that maybe wanted to pre-order one of these things for a gag gift or maybe a gift to that batchelor friend you know or hell, maybe even one for yourself. I think I have hit on something here and I intend to have these things mass produced and maybe sell in bulk to maybe Sam's Club or WalMart or sell them off of a website (in strictest confidence for the discriminating buyer and user).
Give me some ideas of what you think. Next time you are rubbing your dog in that special place of his.....check out his leg action.....it definitely has a lot of speed and momentum!
