yea i play at a d3. so if i do chose to take the steriod route i wanna find out for sure wat r sum good ones to take and how to avoid or beat the drug test.
Nope. If such a thing does exist, it's pretty much limited to olympic athletes who have access to stuff that even medical doctors don't know about.
The most common way of testing for steroids is measuring the testosterone:epitestosterone ratio -- there aren't any cleaners out there that can eliminate this. I would think that testing for certain metabolites would be more advanced and limited to upper-level professional althletes, but I don't know how they'd go about eliminating such from the body. Hormones are a whole different story than rec drugs, as you're targeting something the body naturally produces and uses in a multitude of ways.