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Superman or the HULK

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who would bench more...AND DON"T give me the HULK wasn't natural excuse...by the way I don't believe Superman did legs, slacker...
 
Conan. Yep Conan. Arnie was prime back then. Between superman and hulk? make sure they are kryptonite wieghts and the Hulk wins out. Plus never muched cared for men who flew around in tights
 
Well... Superman picked up the statue of liberty and flew around with it, so I'm sure we know who will win there.

Of course, He-Man would absolutely crush Superman. He-Man picked up Castle Grayskull and threw it like 10 miles away.

You simply do not fuck around with He-Man.

-Warik
 
He-man may be strong, but he was poorly animated. Plus, he had a very unhealthy relationship with his cat.
 
HighIntensity - Hell yes my friend. Observe. Clearly, these legs are equal to if not greater than in size to his waist. The man is a monster.

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Oh, and He-Man's animation was fine - much like his relationship with BattleCat. Not unhealthy in the slightest.

You're all just upset because my superhero can kick all of your superheros' asses. "THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE UNIVERSE!" - how many of you all can boast that? BWHAHAHAH

-Warik
 
My hero is Mario. He's about as Super as any of your heros.

Warik, his legs aren't as big but he can jump way higher than your poorly animated, pumpkin pie haircutted freak of a hero anyday.

He's cooler than hulk and superman cuz he's got better videogames and it takes a real man to get a hot chick like Princess Toadstool when your chubby. You just have to wonder what's under those overalls. Plus, he knows a trade...plumbing!
 
68GT350 said:
Warik, his legs aren't as big but he can jump way higher than your poorly animated, pumpkin pie haircutted freak of a hero anyday.

He will jump much higher when He-Man picks him up and hurls him across the planet. At least He-Man doesn't die whenever he falls into a bottomless pit. As a matter of fact, He-Man has entered the bottomless abyss of Grayskull on two occasions and emerged alive and unharmed. Let's see Mario do that!

Besides... He-Man doesn't need to eat any funky mushrooms to get bigger. =)

Face it guys... He-Man 0wnz j00.

-Warik
 
Mario only needs a stupid common mushroom to become big and strong. He-man is a "prince" who's faggy and weak. If you crush castle grey skull or that stupid sword, you crush he-man. Mario can takle the baddies when he's powered up or not.

Mario has never gone into Castle Greyskull's bottomless pit but i'm sure if He-Man can get in and out of there...so can Mario.
 
technically Hulk is invincible and has infinite strength so long as he keeps getting madder.

Hulk smash puny tights boy!!!
 
Who could bench more?

Superman has pretty much unlimited strength under a yellow sun so he would win,

but the Hulk would be right behind him, especially on subsequent sets because as he often said in the comics: "the longer Hulk fights, the stronger Hulk gets"
 
Re: Who could bench more?

ttlpkg said:
but the Hulk would be right behind him, especially on subsequent sets because as he often said in the comics: "the longer Hulk fights, the stronger Hulk gets"

bro you worded that sentence all wrong:

"Longer Hulk fights, stronger Hulk gets. HULK SMASH!!!"
 
He-Man could beat the Hulk because he is, by definition, the most powerful man in the universe. Yes, Hulk can continue to get stronger and stronger and stronger, but He-Man is already there. The fight would not last long enough for Hulk to come within even 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 units of strength to He-Man.

Besides, He-Man is also much more intelligent and more agile than the Hulk. All he has to do is stand next to the Bottom Abyss of Grayskull and say "COME GET ME BIG DUMB HULK!" and Hulk will "smash" the bottom of the bottomless abyss. =)

Hulk rules though, of course, and so does Superman. Just face it - He-Man makes them his bitch.

-Warik
 
Superman is He-Man's bitch.

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"As long as Skeletor magically controls me, I must attack He-Man... and that means...."

"I COULD DIE!"
 
Give Mario a star and all your heroes are in a world of hurt. Especially if you give him the magic cape too!
 
Yeah but he was quite mortal. He died easily in the movie and was never resurrected. Besides, he was just a robot--cool as he was.
 
Superman...he has X-ray vision, he can fly, he has Super Strength, and he has cool pajamas.

The Hulk is illiterate, a spaz, and his skin is green from bad pores.
 
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