Sup yo

[KillahBee]

Looked at work this fine afternoon and gave it the requisite Fuck Off.

I might get high.

I might lay by the pool.

I might make a playlist.

I might jerk off all over myself.

I might get a massage.

I might, I might.

 

[Scotsman]

Good for you broheim.

Maybe go hit on those hot thick waitresses from that place we had lunch at.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[nimbus]

log off immediately or be sucked in for the next two hours.

 

[KillahBee]

Just had the best high conversation EVER:

So this chick I used to work with for a few years left and moved to Mass. We all still kept in touch with her. Great chick, I find myself caring for her a lot. We had a weird bond between us. Like a "we hold a secret we only know" bonds. Weird people have those connections. Anyway (back on track) - she was married for a year or so. About a year ago I was randomly texting with her and she told me she was divorced and now a lesbian. Crazyness. Big news. And my agency (where she used to work) was a shitload of kids my age who all are close. And LOVED gossip. Dudes worse than the broads too.

So, she told me and I told nobody. For close to a year. Apparently all my coworkers got together for a reunion drink in the city Saturday and someone who had found out about it let the cat out the bag.

So this other chick I am very close to at work jsut called me about it. This chick is straight southern peach religious zealot. Might be a virgin. Mad cool and fun girl, but just "that" chick. Very old school religious judgmental type.

She was FREAKING the fuck OUT. It was awesome.

 

[KillahBee]

Good for you broheim.

Maybe go hit on those hot thick waitresses from that place we had lunch at.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Mmm....good idea.

Oh, new HUGE banner outside the gym of the asian chick.

 

[Lestat]

you gonna blaze bro?

 

[Scotsman]

Mmm....good idea.

Oh, new HUGE banner outside the gym of the asian chick.

I'm thinking on heading out once my buddy gets out of school for the summer.

Does the banner have the pigtails? Please say yes.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[KillahBee]

I'm thinking on heading out once my buddy gets out of school for the summer.

Does the banner have the pigtails? Please say yes.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Unfortunately, no. But it's out of control.

Lestat - yes. Just did. Walked around PB for a bit. Like the fucking Master PIMP of this town.

 

[Scotsman]

Unfortunately, no. But it's out of control.

Lestat - yes. Just did. Walked around PB for a bit. Like the fucking Master PIMP of this town.

I swear next time I come out there I'm going to throw you at her so you can at least talk to her long enough to apologize.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[KillahBee]

I swear next time I come out there I'm going to throw you at her so you can at least talk to her long enough to apologize.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

lmfao

 

[Lestat]

Unfortunately, no. But it's out of control.

Lestat - yes. Just did. Walked around PB for a bit. Like the fucking Master PIMP of this town.

lol, nice. you got a beach cruiser yet?

 

[KillahBee]

lol, nice. you got a beach cruiser yet?

Not yet, but soon.

 

[Scotsman]

lmfao

Hey at least I'll look like the asshole.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Phaded]

thanks for responding to my 300 comments and 200 karma msgs about the chick in your avi

 

[KillahBee]

thanks for responding to my 300 comments and 200 karma msgs about the chick in your avi

lololmfao

sorry bor. been distracted recently.

PM coming with some pics.

 

[Lestat]

Not yet, but soon.

its a must have for the spring/summer. get some pegs on the back so you can ride you fresh poon tang home at the end of the night.

 

[KillahBee]

its a must have for the spring/summer. get some pegs on the back so you can ride you fresh poon tang home at the end of the night.

I have been seriously considering co-mingling w/ the SoCal douche bags. You fucks have fun. And party a lot. And hang out with annoying but hot girls (well, not you, the other douche bags).

Show me the way, lestat.

 

[Lestat]

I have been seriously considering co-mingling w/ the SoCal douche bags. You fucks have fun. And party a lot. And hang out with annoying but hot girls (well, not you, the other douche bags).

Show me the way, lestat.

lmao.

I'll take you under my wing, when you're ready.

 

[Smurfy]

Looked at work this fine afternoon and gave it the requisite Fuck Off.

I might get high.

I might lay by the pool.

I might make a playlist.

I might jerk off all over myself.

I might get a massage.

I might, I might.

this is the lamest haiku i have ever seen.