Success!!!!!!!!

[Pamela]

At age 4, success is... not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is... having friends.

At age 16, success is... having drivers license.

At age 20, success is... having sex.

At age 35, success is... having money.

At age 50, success is... having money.

At age 60, success is... having sex.

At age 70, success is... having a drivers license.

At age 75, success is... having friends.

At age 80, success is... not peeing in your pants.

 

[The Terminator]

I would bump the having sex down to age 12...or 13 for success. According to this my life will be fine for the next 23 years, nothing but sex and money, is that right?

 

[Pamela]

That wouldn't be so bad, would it??

 

[The Terminator]

That will be easy since sex is the only thing I think about now. well maybe sports...

 

[WODIN]

I'm trying not to pee in my pants right now!

 

[Pamela]

Sex
&
Peeing!! With all the water I drink that's what I do mostly...