Stupidest and coolest things you’ve done at parties

[slickdadd]

Stupidest thing I ever did at a party?

Attend one.

Coolest thing?

Leaving...

social butterfly

 

[big_bad_buff]

one of my buddies did that at a hotel in daytona at 2:30 in the morning after drinking like a 5th and lighting the bed sheets on fire with a lighter, the manager called the cops as we tossed out stuff in his car and left daytona.

my friend that tossed on the stuff in the pool was in wet underwear for 4 hours as we drove home HAHAHA

Got really drunk on vacation with a buddy. Our htel room was on the 2nd floor with a huge sundeck bacony overlooking a pool. At 3 or 4AM we threw ALL of the lounge chairs off the balconies into the pool. It FILLED the bottom of the pool with chairs . lol We were so loud, yelling and screaming a bunch of BS in the middle of the night while doing it.

We quickly went in our room and hotel security or maybe even cops were pounding on our glass balcony doors for what it seemed like 1/2 an hour while we were inside hiding. We never answered. The next morning the pool was spotless, I could`nt believe they cleaned all the chairs by morning. damn.

The front desk told us "We think this establishment is not suited for you" and transferred us to the hotel across the street. Which was actually connected by a sky tunnel or something.

We were in Yankee Clipper in Ft. Lauderdale Fl. lol

 

[gonelifting]

LOL..... I stayed at that hotel in Sept. of last year. Damn.

Do they still have my pic up in the hotel lobby?

 

[AlbinoRhino]

Last Halloween me and a buncha of my buddies were supposed to go over to this guys house for a big ass party. The guy who was throwin the party was this huge ass that we had to work with, and he had asked us to go buy him a pair of those fake hick teeth for halloween, so being the good caring friends that we were we went ahead and said yes. Not 10 minutes after we got out of the store with those teeth I was wearing them like a jock strap making sure to get maximal amounts of sweat all over them, followed directly by placing them between my ass cheeks and running all over the parking lot with them The guy at the party had no clue, threw the teeth right in his mouth, and wore a shiteating grin for the rest of the night!!!! Later on this same night me and 3 of my friends pissed in his washing machine as well

 

[crew9]

Ah, this is the thread i've been waiting for. My party stories are legendary and still talked about in the area that I grew up. #1, I guess i was about 19, came back from college for winter break and a few friends of mine went to this house party. This was a guy we were friends with but he was just being a super dick. Telling people they couldnt' come in, it was his Uncle's house. Well we got in and it was just a bad atmosphere. So first thing i did was go into his bathroom and piss in all of the shampoo bottles, as mentioned before. Second was takign all the tooth brushes and rubbing them on my asshole. As i walked back to the kitchen I grabbed the whole role of paper towels. i walked out back and into his garage through the rear entrance. I then pulled my pants down, squatted and took a shit right in the middle of his garage. Wiped it with the paper towels then wiped them on all the walls. Back to the backyard we go. My buddy and I then take this guy's grill and push it off his back dock into the lagoon. Finally we are all standing around out front before we are plannign to take off and this kid whose party it was has a jeep. One of those with no doors. Well with one friend on one end and me ont he either. we piss all over the inside of his jeep and i personally urinated directly into his cassette deck. Ah those days.

#2, long night of drinking at my friends college. We come home and go into the computer lab which is open 24 hours. first thing we do is want candy out of the candy machine. We pick up a brick from outside and smash the candy machine. Surprisingly it didn't shatter. The glass just got tons of cracks in it. Then my friend goes into the computer lab and I go into the bathroom. It's just a one person bathroom with a single toilet. I then sit on this large window sill and take a dump on the window sill. While I'm dumping i piss in this big cup. I pissed a ton. I left the cup full of piss next to the crap on the window sill. I left the bathroom and met up with my buddy outside of the lab. Sure enough, he took a shit on a keyboard in the computer lab.

#3. This bitch girl was having a party and being a total fucking bitch. Good thing that me or my friends really dind't know her. So we're just sitting around downing some beers. I was next to the Christmas tree so i pulled on one of the little light bullds and just moved it up like 1/2 a centimeter. Well that was enough to turn the every single light out on the tree. There would be no way to know this single bulb was the reason. Eventualy we just get pissed and leave. On the way out though there was a fishbowl with everyone's keys. There must have been 12 sets. We proceed to take every set of keys with us as we take off. We leave and toss teh keys in the woods to never be seen again. Also, i ran into this girl a week later and she was asking me if I knew anything about the Xmas tree lights. Her family was all pissed and her little sister ended up crying because they had no lights on their tree for Xmas day.

Ok, that's enough to start. This shit is so good you can't make it up.

People like you are reasons why I never had parties at my house.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

bastigs!

 

[beefybull]

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[wootoom]

started the curtains on fire and pissed in the bathtub. my buddy shit inside the scope the big listerine bottle. someones breath tasted like shit. LOL

 

[superqt4u2nv]

First year of college we went to a house party I filled my hydro pack with blue lagoon left a blue ring around my mouth. People were asking me all night if I gave Papa Smurf a blowjob got called Smurfet for the rest of the semester.
In HS I got into this long discussion with a friend about Buddhism and smoking weed. I got called Little Buddha for the rest of the semester. Also in HS I used to have tons of house parties when my parents would go away. Last big house party I had got super drunk couldn't keep things under control some idiot put a big hole in a wall at our front entrance. It was right below a staircase. I told my parents I dropped the vacuum down the stairs and they bought it!

 

[NixieRocka]

My best time was at a house party. My friend named Kramer lol its really Kramer his girlfriend was at a party preety close to where we lived. So instead of us being like comon lets go chill out we all wanted to go there and fuck the place up, because his girlfriend was there and he was pissed. Well we ended up going and being alowed in so we actually calmed down and enjoyed ourselfs.
BUT by the end of the night we we trashed and thats when the fun started. My boy was shooting 151 and was drunk the kid had a crystal shandelier, well lets just say he got "excited" and raised his hands in happiness and ripped the fuckin chandelier down onto a glas table at the party with about 30 people in the one room lol. No one knew what to do so it was quiet for like 20 seconds and my boy realized what he did so he just calmy walked away.
But at the other end of the house in the basement i was betted i couldnt funnel 99 bannanes and when i did the bets kept continutin, untill i funneled Sothern Comfort and eventually Tequila. Lets say i picked the smallest kid up and played wall demolition with him and he loved every minute of it.
I eventually woke up at my boys house in his bed with puke all over the place and my mother in the other room. Apparently i had alchohol poisoing. LOL and my mother made me go to work the next morning STILL DRUNK!