Stupid Hypothetical Experiment

[Nelson Montana]

I'm surprised this has never been done before.

Take a rat. And keep shooting him full of testosterone until he dies. Do it slowly enough where the death isn't a result of pressure from the oil.

Give him (in comparative bodyweight) what would be comparable to a gram of T every hour for a human.

How long before he kicks off? What's your guess?




I know it's absurd, but this is the shit I think of sometimes.

 

[soupeater]

lol

 

[footdoc]

less than 24 hours

 

[wolfman87]

yeah it wouldn't take very long for him to bite the dirt.

on a side note i often think about training a monkey to re-rack my weights at the gym for me. plus i could train him in kick boxing... that would be a real cool little monkey friend... until he beats someones ass and we have to go on the run.

 

[digit0x]

I'm surprised this has never been done before.

Take a rat. And keep shooting him full of testosterone until he dies. Do it slowly enough where the death isn't a result of pressure from the oil.

Give him (in comparative bodyweight) what would be comparable to a gram of T every hour for a human.

How long before he kicks off? What's your guess?




I know it's absurd, but this is the shit I think of sometimes.

Holy $#!T thats a great idea. Guess what, I have rats in my garage and my gf makes me use sticky traps because the others are "inhumane" but that means they'll be alive! I've already got two but there's more of the little bastards. I'm doin it!

Starting log now:

Day 1: No specimen attained as of yet.

 

[C0LUMB0]

yeah it wouldn't take very long for him to bite the dirt.

on a side note i often think about training a monkey to re-rack my weights at the gym for me. plus i could train him in kick boxing... that would be a real cool little monkey friend... until he beats someones ass and we have to go on the run.

Dont do it bro , i tried that with a monkey and the little bastard just kept eatin all my peanut butter and shittin all over the joint !

 

[Nelson Montana]

yeah it wouldn't take very long for him to bite the dirt.

on a side note i often think about training a monkey to re-rack my weights at the gym for me. plus i could train him in kick boxing... that would be a real cool little monkey friend... until he beats someones ass and we have to go on the run.

And after beating his ass the little bastard would probably FUCK him in the ass. Just to do it.

 

[Nelson Montana]

Holy $#!T thats a great idea. Guess what, I have rats in my garage and my gf makes me use sticky traps because the others are "inhumane" but that means they'll be alive! I've already got two but there's more of the little bastards. I'm doin it!

Starting log now:

Day 1: No specimen attained as of yet.

Ah, all in the name of science!


(And I thought I was a sick fucker).

Seriously, bro, keep us posted. The question is...what if you give him a cc every hour and days later he's just bigger. Then you may want to kill him just for using up all your gear.

 

[stevesmi]

am i the only one who thinks that torturing animals is NOT cool?

the doc above said less then 24 hours, and i believe him. not sure why its necessary to continue this ridiculous thread.

 

[C0LUMB0]

am i the only one who thinks that torturing animals is NOT cool?

the doc above said less then 24 hours, and i believe him. not sure why its necessary to continue this ridiculous thread.

True...but on a serious note i would love to see who would win in a fight to the death between the monkey and the rat thats on testosterone.

 

[swole]

You would need to set up a true design of experiment. A few factors and responses to consider:

Factors: metabolic rate, relative volume of oil, relative concentration of active ingredient, relative injection rate

Responses: CBC, metabolic panel, blood pressure, body temperature, kidney function

I could wrap my head around this for days, but I just won't go there lol...but yes Nelson I think of these extreme experiments as well.

 

[Snyrx7]

I think we should all get rats, get them all juiced up and then have 20lb muscular rat fights........ J/k but yea my mind went their and will prob go their again a few times in the next few days.

 

[ceo]

am i the only one who thinks that torturing animals is NOT cool?

the doc above said less then 24 hours, and i believe him. not sure why its necessary to continue this ridiculous thread.

just because he said it doesn't mean it's true. He's merely conjecturing.

 

[DJ_UFO]

No experiment is stupid. That's why is called experiment. However my question is, why has to be done with a rat and not with a human? Besides the legal consequences, what is the other logic rational reasons, considering that there are about 7 billion humans in the planet? A rat can die just because is an animal? what makes a human special if he is the only one who destroy this planet? wouldn't be beneficial for ALL of us to have less humans?

 

[swole]

I'm surprised this has never been done before.

Take a rat. And keep shooting him full of testosterone until he dies. Do it slowly enough where the death isn't a result of pressure from the oil.

Give him (in comparative bodyweight) what would be comparable to a gram of T every hour for a human.

How long before he kicks off? What's your guess?




I know it's absurd, but this is the shit I think of sometimes.

lol, more brainstorming:

so you would need to figure out how fast the rat absorbs and filters out the suspending agent (oil), which might increase or decrease with added testosterone in it's bloodstream, a pre-study would need to be conducted for this

just how fast to drip this testosterone into the rat's bloodstream would depend solely on this factor, which could then be scaled up to be performed on a human

lol @ doing this on a human

 

[Nelson Montana]

I don't give a rats ass about a rats ass.

 

[WinnyPumps]

Comparible to 1 gram of T an hour! It wold be dead pretty quick. I think it would be dead in a week if it was 1 gram of T a day. Interesting question, lol

 

[crulexis]

We use rats all the time for experiments, and guess what they die all the time... big deal get over it...

On a side note... This experiment will never be attempted due to everyone's love for their own GEAR.

 

[Nelson Montana]

Okay, how about this.... crumble a tab of dbol into every meal. How big does it get before its liver explodes?

 

[diedeadEnough]

dude you need to put stats. age of rat height weight and body fat. read the rules

 

[theemperor]

I might go ahead and get my niece's white rat and start pinning it up with some Tren E!!!
I got to start with a small dose though.......

 

[digit0x]

dude you need to put stats. age of rat height weight and body fat. read the rules

Yea and what about PCT if he lives? Can't just let his gains dwindle away. HCG. Make him a pornstar.

 

[C0LUMB0]

Yea and what about PCT if he lives? Can't just let his gains dwindle away. HCG. Make him a pornstar.

yeah Rat Jeremy..king of the porn rats.

fill em up with hcgenerate and unleashed for his PCT and let em at them females.

 

[instant.muscle]

can u just inject me every hour instead?

 

[Discreet User]

yeah it wouldn't take very long for him to bite the dirt.

on a side note i often think about training a monkey to re-rack my weights at the gym for me. plus i could train him in kick boxing... that would be a real cool little monkey friend... until he beats someones ass and we have to go on the run.

Teach your monkey to cook as well

 

[wolfman87]

i thought of that, but idk if i'd trust his monkey ass in my kitchen. gotta keep the tasks simple at first, you know, like making my bed and laying out my clothes for the next day... oh and answering the door. lol

i might let him terrorize the neighbors wiener dog if he does good...