Stupid Easter (Warning- Offensive)

[Hiatussin]

How can something that was decent- a monument to a pretty cool hippy dude who got nailed to a cross, bled on it for a while, then was taken down by his pals- have turned into some kind of bunny hugging, milk cream chocolate gnawing tedious family gathering which is centered around CHILDREN?

I also think that so long as you´re gonna make fun of kids for being gullible enough to think a huge rabbit hid chocolate painted eggs in the garden, why not include the other group of people who apply- Dementing seniors. Some of them would totally buy it. We all know our grandparents best ourselves. Alzheimers patients who still have some decorum could even help you hide them, and try to find them back later. It´s really kinda like golf, except less stupid.

Ronald Reagan did it all the time in the white house, but his psychic didn´t like it, since she could never tell him where the eggs were when he failed to find them and she came up with an excuse why he had to stop it. This was around the time the American economy was going at its best.

Anyway I don´t like children.
I mean seriously, it´s neither socially accepted to have sex with children, nor to paint the walls with their brains, so what good do they do?

Wouldn´t the crucifixion of the founder of the popular faith that helped facilitate colonialism in our minds be better honoured by say- the public execution of infidels?

Including, but not limited to crucifixion. I think it would be good if Americans would use a guillotine too, and the french an electric chair, as to try and alleviate their cultural phobia for one another. Like a sign of brotherhood.

 

[PICK3]

Anyway I don´t like children.
I mean seriously, it´s neither socially accepted to have sex with children, nor to paint the walls with their brains, so what good do they do?

seek therapy

 

[Hiatussin]

Anyway I don´t like children.
I mean seriously, it´s neither socially accepted to have sex with children, nor to paint the walls with their brains, so what good do they do?

seek therapy

You´re right. I do have problems. I´m too concerned with peoples perception of me. I should be enpowered to just do what I feel like.

 

[Smurfy]

Hey at least he gave a warning that his thread would be considerd offensive.


So, how 'bout them herpes?

 

[Hiatussin]

Hey at least he gave a warning that his thread would be considerd offensive.


So, how 'bout them herpes?

I´ve still never had a genital outbreak in my entire life, girlfriend is back to normal, but I guess it could come back.

You´re cool.

So who is the fag in your avatar? He has a nice watch. I like rectangular metal men´s watches. Sometimes they are spoiled by a leather strap, but his is tasteful.

 

[Cutiebaby]

this thread is as worthless as tits on a bull.

 

[Hiatussin]

this thread is as worthless as tits on a bull.

Yet bulls have 8 nipples. Life is ironic.

 

[Cutiebaby]

yes but the tits are worthless.

 

[Smurfy]

I´ve still never had a genital outbreak in my entire life, girlfriend is back to normal, but I guess it could come back.

You´re cool.

So who is the fag in your avatar? He has a nice watch. I like rectangular metal men´s watches. Sometimes they are spoiled by a leather strap, but his is tasteful.

Andrew Dan-Jumbo. He's a carpenter on that show While You Were Out. Ive seen it twice. I find him sexy. He looks a little like monchichi

 

[Hiatussin]

yes but the tits are worthless.

I thought this thread was pretty insightful. I guess I should have posted on what brand of juice I´m drinking or how I just took a nap.

(It´s Premium Pineapple Juice, btw)

Is it true that PJ makes your semen taste nicer? Do you know?

 

[Hiatussin]

Andrew Dan-Jumbo. He's a carpenter on that show While You Were Out. Ive seen it twice. I find him sexy. He looks a little like monchichi

I don´t know that show, and I don´t know what a monchichi is, but he looks like this dude in my HS who was a model and made a living giving "sports massages" only to men. He´s not a carpenter, just a catamite personal trainer in a run-down gym.

If you like that show, maybe you can watch it a third time.

I wonder if Jumbo drinks pineapple juice.

 

[Cutiebaby]

I thought this thread was pretty insightful. I guess I should have posted on what brand of juice I´m drinking or how I just took a nap.

(It´s Premium Pineapple Juice, btw)

Is it true that PJ makes your semen taste nicer? Do you know?

I have no idea maybe instead of making threads like this you should research it on google.

 

[Hiatussin]

I have no idea maybe instead of making threads like this you should research it on google.

I don´t really care. I just like the way pineapple juice tastes when I drink it. I dilute it with water though, since I find it to be too sweet when pure.

That is you in your avatar isn´t it? You are attractive.

To choose your username though, you may have a bit of a messiah complex though, either that or histrionic personality disorder

 

[Hiatussin]

Oh There we go... blacked out. It´s so stupid. Specially since it says "OWNED". Blah

 

[JarHed]

'nuff said... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5427138374898988918&q=the+easter+bunny+hates+you&pl=true

 

[hotzie]

'nuff said... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5427138374898988918&q=the+easter+bunny+hates+you&pl=true

lmfao , thats hilarious

 

[Sub-Zero]

I´ve still never had a genital outbreak in my entire life, girlfriend is back to normal, but I guess it could come back.

You´re cool.

So who is the fag in your avatar? He has a nice watch. I like rectangular metal men´s watches. Sometimes they are spoiled by a leather strap, but his is tasteful.

your virgin girlfriend has herpes?

 

[Cutiebaby]

Oh There we go... blacked out. It´s so stupid. Specially since it says "OWNED". Blah

 

[musclemom]

HOLY SHIT, Hiatt you are an asshole, you know that?!

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning? You're bitter, angry and cranky ... whassamatter, Hiatt, never got an easter basket when you were little? Probably not. Bet you never believed in Santa, either. A childhood without fantasy, dreaming, imagination or frivolous joy, christ ... that sounds like TONS of fun

If christians want to celebrate the resurrection of Christ with pagan symbology and traditions, WTF do you care? People have little enough happiness and good reasons to get together and celebrate with their family in this world. What's wrong with making eggs pretty, celebrating the rebirth of the season and chowing down on some chocolate? Get over yourself.

 

[Cutiebaby]

HOLY SHIT, Hiatt you are an asshole, you know that?!

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning? You're bitter, angry and cranky ... whassamatter, Hiatt, never got an easter basket when you were little? Probably not. Bet you never believed in Santa, either. A childhood without fantasy, dreaming, imagination or frivolous joy, christ ... that sounds like TONS of fun

If christians want to celebrate the resurrection of Christ with pagan symbology and traditions, WTF do you care? People have little enough happiness and good reasons to get together and celebrate with their family in this world. What's wrong with making eggs pretty, celebrating the rebirth of the season and chowing down on some chocolate? Get over yourself.

i love you. that was well said!

 

[hotzie]

i love you. that was well said!

DYKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cutiebaby]

DYKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey has kak rolled out of your bed yet????

 

[Sub-Zero]

HOLY SHIT, Hiatt you are an asshole, you know that?!

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning? You're bitter, angry and cranky ... whassamatter, Hiatt, never got an easter basket when you were little? Probably not. Bet you never believed in Santa, either. A childhood without fantasy, dreaming, imagination or frivolous joy, christ ... that sounds like TONS of fun

If christians want to celebrate the resurrection of Christ with pagan symbology and traditions, WTF do you care? People have little enough happiness and good reasons to get together and celebrate with their family in this world. What's wrong with making eggs pretty, celebrating the rebirth of the season and chowing down on some chocolate? Get over yourself.

lol@ mothers talking shit online.

my mom woulda just kicked him in the shins

 

[hotzie]

Hey has kak rolled out of your bed yet????

no he is still asleep ....shhhhhh dont want to wake him

 

[Cutiebaby]

no he is still asleep ....shhhhhh dont want to wake him

did you get him a nice easter basket?

 

[hotzie]

did you get him a nice easter basket?

yea i stuffed his basket

 

[Cutiebaby]

yea i stuffed his basket

LMAO.did he like it?

 

[hotzie]

LMAO.did he like it?

yea , but his chocolate bunny is still sore

 

[Cutiebaby]

yea , but his chocolate bunny is still sore

is it hollow?

 

[hotzie]

is it hollow?

it is now

 

[Cutiebaby]

Did you paint his eggs??

 

[hotzie]

Did you paint his eggs??

yea and he deviled mines

 

[PBR]

HOLY SHIT, Hiatt you are an asshole, you know that?!

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning? You're bitter, angry and cranky ... whassamatter, Hiatt, never got an easter basket when you were little? Probably not. Bet you never believed in Santa, either. A childhood without fantasy, dreaming, imagination or frivolous joy, christ ... that sounds like TONS of fun

If christians want to celebrate the resurrection of Christ with pagan symbology and traditions, WTF do you care? People have little enough happiness and good reasons to get together and celebrate with their family in this world. What's wrong with making eggs pretty, celebrating the rebirth of the season and chowing down on some chocolate? Get over yourself.

MM....just put on a little cotton-tail for me and go hide so i can come find you!!!

 

[foreigngirl]

HOLY SHIT, Hiatt you are an asshole, you know that?!

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning? You're bitter, angry and cranky ... whassamatter, Hiatt, never got an easter basket when you were little? Probably not. Bet you never believed in Santa, either. A childhood without fantasy, dreaming, imagination or frivolous joy, christ ... that sounds like TONS of fun

If christians want to celebrate the resurrection of Christ with pagan symbology and traditions, WTF do you care? People have little enough happiness and good reasons to get together and celebrate with their family in this world. What's wrong with making eggs pretty, celebrating the rebirth of the season and chowing down on some chocolate? Get over yourself.

you are awsome!!!

Btw...what good are the children?!!! What good is a jew mutt, we need to nail him on a cross right now, cause he asked that we should celebrate Easter in that fashion. C'mon, HIatt, c'mon over. the nails are waiting for you

 

[i am what i am]

HOLY SHIT, Hiatt you are an asshole, you know that?!

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning? You're bitter, angry and cranky ... whassamatter, Hiatt, never got an easter basket when you were little? Probably not. Bet you never believed in Santa, either. A childhood without fantasy, dreaming, imagination or frivolous joy, christ ... that sounds like TONS of fun

If christians want to celebrate the resurrection of Christ with pagan symbology and traditions, WTF do you care? People have little enough happiness and good reasons to get together and celebrate with their family in this world. What's wrong with making eggs pretty, celebrating the rebirth of the season and chowing down on some chocolate? Get over yourself.

Great post. I think the symbolism of the eggs comes from the German tradition representing re-birth, or in the case of Christianity, the resurection of Christ. Like every holiday, it just turned into one big economic ploy to stimulate the market.

You have serious issues when it comes to children. You are a cold hearted fuck. How do you like them apples?

 

[Hiatussin]

What good is a jew mutt, we need to nail him on a cross right now, cause he asked that we should celebrate Easter in that fashion. C'mon, HIatt, c'mon over. the nails are waiting for you

Now here it gets interesting. I may have mentioned having a part Jewish heritage once or twice in the thousands of posts I have made on EF.

Now this woman, who likes to defend Slobodan Milosevic as well, from the racially stormy former Yugoslavia area, remembered it to slam me over it now.

I´m like 1/8th or 1/16th Jew, none of my parents or grandparents believed, I´m not even circumsized. But I guess that doesn´t meet the "Aryan pure pedigree back to 1720- SS standards"

This thread is misunderstood. It had no political, religious or philosophical intentions, and was meant to be funny(if meant to be anything). I got a few green karma hits with "lol" messages too, so its not lost on everyone.

 

[musclemom]

Great post. I think the symbolism of the eggs comes from the German tradition representing re-birth, or in the case of Christianity, the resurection of Christ. Like every holiday, it just turned into one big economic ploy to stimulate the market.

You have serious issues when it comes to children. You are a cold hearted fuck. How do you like them apples?

All pagan origins, trust me.

Here's a little something I hunted up:

"OSTARA (pronounced O-STAR-ah) is one of the Lesser Wiccan Sabbats, and is usually celebrated on the Vernal or Spring Equinox right around March 21 (although because of its origins, may instead be celebrated on the fixed date of March 25). Other names by which this Sabbat may be known are Oestara, Eostre's Day, Rite of Eostre, Alban Eilir, Festival of the Trees, and Lady Day. The Christian holiday of Easter is very near this same time, (notice the similarity in name?), and is determined as the first Sunday after the first Full Moon after the Vernal Equinox.

The name for this Sabbat actually comes from that of the Teutonic lunar Goddess, Eostre. Her chief symbols were the bunny (for fertility and because the Ancient Ones who worshipped her often saw the image of a rabbit in the full moon), and the egg (representing the cosmic egg of creation). This is where the customs of "Easter Eggs" and the "Easter Bunny" originated.

Ostara is a time to celebrate the arrival of Spring, the renewal and rebirth of Nature herself, and the coming lushness of Summer. It is at this time when light and darkness are in balance, yet the light is growing stronger by the day. The forces of masculine and feminine energy, yin and yang, are also in balance at this time."

The christians, in order to make the conversion for pagans from their goddess/earth based religion to the patriarical based relgion of christianity, created hybrid religious holidays. Yule became Christmas, Ostara became Easter, Samhain became Halloween. They retained some of the symbols but changed or just buried the meaning.

In the whole scheme of things, what do bunnies and eggs have to do with a martyred Jew? Absolutely nothing, but the resurrection is a very common theme throughout ALL religions, seriously they ALL have it in one form or another. This concept of resurrection or rebirth (whether reborn in another life, or into eternal paradise) harkens all the way back to the first religions that were earth based, and focused on the rebirth of the world in the spring.

 

[musclemom]

Now here it gets interesting. I may have mentioned having a part Jewish heritage once or twice in the thousands of posts I have made on EF.

Now this woman, who likes to defend Slobodan Milosevic as well, from the racially stormy former Yugoslavia area, remembered it to slam me over it now.

I´m like 1/8th or 1/16th Jew, none of my parents or grandparents believed, I´m not even circumsized. But I guess that doesn´t meet the "Aryan pure pedigree back to 1720- SS standards"

This thread is misunderstood. It had no political, religious or philosophical intentions, and was meant to be funny(if meant to be anything). I got a few green karma hits with "lol" messages too, so its not lost on everyone.

I cannot comment on politics, I admit that I know absolutely NOTHING about them. I know a smidgen enough about religion that keeps me content ... philosophy, well that's debatable, since I'm not professionally trained in it.

But I'm practical, Hiatt, if nothing else.

You pissed off people because you managed to talk about: pedophelia, beastality, necrophelia, and infanticide, in the same thread while also managing to mention electrocution and guilllotining in a thread discussing how stupid an essentially harmless celebration of rebirth is. You mocked the fact people like to have fun and be silly and imaginative, because you yourself do not know how to be those things.

Then, the real kicker, you said the ultimate in stupid things, "what good are children." So you have proven that you hate yourself, because, trust me, you ARE a child, emotionally and chronologically (since you are younger than my oldest son) you have no idea about the world or people. To me, on several levels, you are a child. You are selfish, thoughtless, lacking in empathy and compassion.

Children are the future. The human body is finite, humanity, however, has the potential for infinity, but only because of our children that carry the seeds of us forward.

If you don't buy into that then look at it this way: you were a kid once too ... probably had no fun or friends, but you still started out shitting your diapers and needing to be bottle fed, burped and rocked just like the rest of us.

 

[PICK3]

I cannot comment on politics, I admit that I know absolutely NOTHING about them. I know a smidgen enough about religion that keeps me content ... philosophy, well that's debatable, since I'm not professionally trained in it.

But I'm practical, Hiatt, if nothing else.

You pissed off people because you managed to talk about: pedophelia, beastality, necrophelia, and infanticide, in the same thread while also managing to mention electrocution and guilllotining in a thread discussing how stupid an essentially harmless celebration of rebirth is. You mocked the fact people like to have fun and be silly and imaginative, because you yourself do not know how to be those things.

Then, the real kicker, you said the ultimate in stupid things, "what good are children." So you have proven that you hate yourself, because, trust me, you ARE a child, emotionally and chronologically (since you are younger than my oldest son) you have no idea about the world or people. To me, on several levels, you are a child. You are selfish, thoughtless, lacking in empathy and compassion.

Children are the future. The human body is finite, humanity, however, has the potential for infinity, but only because of our children that carry the seeds of us forward.

If you don't buy into that then look at it this way: you were a kid once too ... probably had no fun or friends, but you still started out shitting your diapers and needing to be bottle fed, burped and rocked just like the rest of us.

P'WNED!!!

 

[redguru]

Andrew Dan-Jumbo. He's a carpenter on that show While You Were Out. Ive seen it twice. I find him sexy. He looks a little like monchichi

Regarding that thread the other day, did Dan-Jumbo aid in any way, real or imagined?

 

[Behemoth]

Good call Muscle Mom!! You're aight!!!

Hait...just needs a little lithium and a soft place to lay down.

 

[pdaddy]

This thread fing cracks me up, obscure dark ridged humor care of Hiatussin, the misunderstood ef member.

 

[Hiatussin]

I cannot comment on politics, I admit that I know absolutely NOTHING about them. I know a smidgen enough about religion that keeps me content ... philosophy, well that's debatable, since I'm not professionally trained in it.

But I'm practical, Hiatt, if nothing else.

You pissed off people because you managed to talk about: pedophelia, beastality, necrophelia, and infanticide, in the same thread while also managing to mention electrocution and guilllotining in a thread discussing how stupid an essentially harmless celebration of rebirth is. You mocked the fact people like to have fun and be silly and imaginative, because you yourself do not know how to be those things.

Then, the real kicker, you said the ultimate in stupid things, "what good are children." So you have proven that you hate yourself, because, trust me, you ARE a child, emotionally and chronologically (since you are younger than my oldest son) you have no idea about the world or people. To me, on several levels, you are a child. You are selfish, thoughtless, lacking in empathy and compassion.

Children are the future. The human body is finite, humanity, however, has the potential for infinity, but only because of our children that carry the seeds of us forward.

If you don't buy into that then look at it this way: you were a kid once too ... probably had no fun or friends, but you still started out shitting your diapers and needing to be bottle fed, burped and rocked just like the rest of us.

Do you really think I´m a necrophiliac, pedophile, violent, animalfucking, Reagan-hating criminal who believes there should be public executions for blasphemy and hates both children and seniors? Does it make sense?

Or do you think I´m being, in your words "silly and imaginative"?

Which is more likely?

Do you think I´m too stupid to understand that youth and old age are part of everybody´s life?

 

[PICK3]

This thread fing cracks me up, obscure dark ridged humor care of Hiatussin, the misunderstood ef member.

Yeah ... he's a fucking riot.

Does he do kid's parties?

 

[Hiatussin]

Yeah ... he's a fucking riot.

Does he do kid's parties?

I´m talking to Crusty the Clown about a cooperation.

 

[SoreArms]

LMAO, great thread

don't mind all the hate from the repressed, hollow brained, humourless turds around here

 

[PICK3]

LMAO, great thread

don't mind all the hate from the repressed, hollow brained, humourless turds around here

hey! I resemble that

 

[SoreArms]

hey! I resemble that

you resemble many things, particularly ugly things

 

[PICK3]

you resemble many things, particularly ugly things

that's not what your sister (and your momma) was whispering to me last night

 

[musclemom]

Do you really think I´m a necrophiliac, pedophile, violent, animalfucking, Reagan-hating criminal who believes there should be public executions for blasphemy and hates both children and seniors? Does it make sense?

Or do you think I´m being, in your words "silly and imaginative"?

Which is more likely?

Do you think I´m too stupid to understand that youth and old age are part of everybody´s life?

I think that for all your vaunted intellect you read with only cursory understanding.

I do not think you are any of those things (mainly because of the next paragraph; frankly, all of those perversities require an EXTREMELY active imagination), I said you brought them up on an Easter bashing thread and then you're like "why are you all pissed at me?"

I also do not think you are silly and imaginative, I doubt that you were EVER silly and I suspect you lack the imagination chip.

I think you are a very emotionally immature, narcissistic and egocentric individual. I'm actually not saying that as anything more than an observation. In other words, you're a little boy in a big boy's body.

To not participate in a religious holiday is fine, but only ignorant fools mock that holiday. Put it this way, Hiatt, I am a citizen of the United States, but I still stand up when the national anthem of another country is being played.

I respect other people's sensibilities, customs and beliefs because I myself would not want to have someone mock or insult those things that I find important or hold dear.

Your postings reek of condescension, they always have. You have great intellect but no empathy, you sneer at what is different from you or what you don't understand.

That being said, don't misconstrue what I've said as meaning I dislike you or wish you would go away, I just wish you'd wise up a little and try to put yourself in other people's shoes once in a while.

 

[Hiatussin]

I think that for all your vaunted intellect you read with only cursory understanding.

I do not think you are any of those things (mainly because of the next paragraph; frankly, all of those perversities require an EXTREMELY active imagination), I said you brought them up on an Easter bashing thread and then you're like "why are you all pissed at me?"

I also do not think you are silly and imaginative, I doubt that you were EVER silly and I suspect you lack the imagination chip.

I think you are a very emotionally immature, narcissistic and egocentric individual. I'm actually not saying that as anything more than an observation. In other words, you're a little boy in a big boy's body.

To not participate in a religious holiday is fine, but only ignorant fools mock that holiday. Put it this way, Hiatt, I am a citizen of the United States, but I still stand up when the national anthem of another country is being played.

I respect other people's sensibilities, customs and beliefs because I myself would not want to have someone mock or insult those things that I find important or hold dear.

Your postings reek of condescension, they always have. You have great intellect but no empathy, you sneer at what is different from you or what you don't understand.

That being said, don't misconstrue what I've said as meaning I dislike you or wish you would go away, I just wish you'd wise up a little and try to put yourself in other people's shoes once in a while.

It´s true that political incorrectness and insensitivity are often my deliberate style. I see it as a form of humour.

You can think that´s childish, maybe it is. I don´t think you´d find me childish in person though. I think EF is just sometimes my -childish- outlet.
The freshman frat boy lives in me. I still like him. I can shut him up when I want to.

 

[redguru]

Besides, there were a lot of hotties out in beautiful dresses today. Gotta love the deep south wimmings on Easter Sunday.

 

[PICK3]

lol@ anyone who every took anything on this board serious enough to raise their blood pressure 1 point.

 

[musclemom]

It´s true that political incorrectness and insensitivity are often my deliberate style. I see it as a form of humour.

You can think that´s childish, maybe it is. I don´t think you´d find me childish in person though. I think EF is just sometimes my -childish- outlet.
The freshman frat boy lives in me. I still like him. I can shut him up when I want to.

Okay, little FYI, politically incorrect is a joke that starts "A Jew a Polak and a black man walk into a gay bar ..."

Necrophilia and painting walls with baby brains is not, even if meant as a joke, there is some shit that isn't joked about because it's in SUCH poor taste.

Do you see the difference?

 

[Hiatussin]

Okay, little FYI, politically incorrect is a joke that starts "A Jew a Polak and a black man walk into a gay bar ..."

Necrophilia and painting walls with baby brains is not, even if meant as a joke, there is some shit that isn't joked about because it's in SUCH poor taste.

Do you see the difference?

Yes. the difference is the former hasn´t been fun since 1974.

 

[biteme]

WHat's going on in here? More arguing? I love it.