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These two guys work in a tall building with a special bar on the 20th floor that opens at 5:00 PM on Fridays. On Friday, they head up to the 20th floor to the bar and begin drinking. By 8:00 PM, they are drunk as hell.
One of the guys tells the other: “man… you know, this building is so tall that if you jump out the window here, when you start falling fast enough, the wind will blow you right back up here through the window and into your seat.”
The other guy says: “what? Bullshit man… you’re just messing with me cause I’m drunk.”
The first guy says: “oh yeah? Watch this.” He jumps out the window and just after passing the 10th floor, zooms all the way back up and into his seat.
The second guy says: “whoa!!! No man, there has to be some kind of trick. I must have had more to drink than I thought.”
The first guy responds by jumping out the window again, reaching the 10th floor, and zooming back up into his seat.
The second guy says: “wow I guess it really does work. I’m gonna try it!”
He jumps out the window, falls past the 10th floor, and plummets to his death.
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The bartender looks at the first guy and says: “Damnit Superman… you really shouldn’t play tricks on people like that when they’re drunk.”
One of the guys tells the other: “man… you know, this building is so tall that if you jump out the window here, when you start falling fast enough, the wind will blow you right back up here through the window and into your seat.”
The other guy says: “what? Bullshit man… you’re just messing with me cause I’m drunk.”
The first guy says: “oh yeah? Watch this.” He jumps out the window and just after passing the 10th floor, zooms all the way back up and into his seat.
The second guy says: “whoa!!! No man, there has to be some kind of trick. I must have had more to drink than I thought.”
The first guy responds by jumping out the window again, reaching the 10th floor, and zooming back up into his seat.
The second guy says: “wow I guess it really does work. I’m gonna try it!”
He jumps out the window, falls past the 10th floor, and plummets to his death.
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The bartender looks at the first guy and says: “Damnit Superman… you really shouldn’t play tricks on people like that when they’re drunk.”
