Stupid cleaning people messed up all my crap

[Nathan]

Sonofabitch. My water bottle is gone, my desk is all out of order and papers are all moved around. How am I supposed to find anything in these ordered piles? I need chaos. I'm seriously pissed. I will be fighting the cleaning ladies when I see them next. I don't even care if their women - they're probably super fat so it'll be a fair fight.

 

[Nathan]

Oh no they didn't. They threw out my plastic utensils. How the fuck am I supposed to get at this PB? It's all the way at the bottom of the jar.

And my desk is sticky. Wtf? The fetid stench of death will soon be in the air.

 

[rubberneck]

somebody not having a good day. . . it will get better.

 

[stilleto]

i bet they wiped their woowoos on your desk. that's why it's sticky.

 

[jh1]

i bet they wiped their woowoos on your desk. that's why it's sticky.

That's disgusting.

 

[needtogetaas]

Oh no they didn't. They threw out my plastic utensils. How the fuck am I supposed to get at this PB? It's all the way at the bottom of the jar.

And my desk is sticky. Wtf? The fetid stench of death will soon be in the air.

use your shlong.

 

[stilleto]

use your shlong.

dude, he said it's at the BOTTOM of the jar.

 

[Nathan]

use your shlong.

I'm really not sure that'll get the job done. It's not all that lethal to be honest. Maybe if I hit them in the temple with it really hard but, man, that'd sting.

 

[Nathan]

dude, he said it's at the BOTTOM of the jar.

lol. Hey. I understood what he meant different than you did. How about that?

I just put PB on my bagel with a pen. The whole thing is tragic.

 

[stilleto]

lol. Hey. I understood what he meant different than you did. How about that?

I just put PB on my bagel with a pen. The whole thing is tragic.

ohhhhhhh.
you thought he mentioned your schlong in reference to fetid stench?