stupid b*$%&

[Sub-Zero]

so i was taking my history final and my nuts were itching real bad cause it was cold out and dry inside the building and i kept scratching and shifting the ol dick around so it didnt settle on the balls in an itchy fashion. its not like i was constantly doing it or going under the pants, just an occasional crotch grab.


so maybe after the 5th time in an hour and a half, the girl nex tto me says "can you please stop scratching your crotch" -this pissed me off real bad and i was ready to tell her how much of an ugly slut i thought she was but instead i tried to play it off

and jokingly said "why were you lookin, you know you want some of it" -it could have ended there, but she dicided to further my anger and said

"YOUR SUCH A CREEP EWW"

it ruined my final and if i failed im going to be sad

 

[hamstershaver]

she wants you

 

[dugie65]

definately should have gone w the backhand in that situation

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Damn, you're smooth.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Damn, you're smooth.

i thought so too...but it just made the situation worse.

i think im one up on her tho, cause theres a hole in the floor behind her desk the circumfrance of a waterbottle (no idea possibly old piping path) and midway through the year i positiond one of her desk legs on the hole so she sat down, desk tipped over and she got tossed onto the floor in front of everyone...

she did punch me in the head for that tho, and even tho i have always told myself that "if a girl wants to fight like a guy ill knock her out like one" (i made that up myself) i didnt do anything back

 

[gonelifting]

"Will you scratch them for me?" would have worked.

Where have you been. Answer!

 

[dugie65]

and even tho i have always told myself that "if a girl wants to fight like a guy ill knock her out like one" (i made that up myself) i didnt do anything back

well good thing for common sense... jokin bro

 

[Sub-Zero]

"Will you scratch them for me?" would have worked.

Where have you been. Answer!

iv been here, sorta.

i never left

 

[beefybull]

well good thing for common sense... jokin bro

See me on the ave. daily, we runnin this shit
If your chick get loud, I g-money that bitch
Packin mags and clips, I'll smash your clique
Because of me they put the "G" in the alphabet

 

[jerkbox]

LOL.....awesome thread

 

[Carmen]

call your pediatrician

 

[Evil_Frisky]

call your pediatrician

 

[bran987]

lol @ the ugly slut

 

[ChefWide]

call your pediatrician

dry cleaning bill has your name on it again... i look like i have 'spit cofee on my fellas' fetish...






















er...














i do. fine. ok, so what!?

 

[CipherLock]

Did you finish?

 

[Carmen]

dry cleaning bill has your name on it again... i look like i have 'spit cofee on my fellas' fetish...

er...

i do. fine. ok, so what!?

why are you wearing pants?
didn't you get the memo?

 

[ChefWide]

why are you wearing pants?
didn't you get the memo?

Oh.. yeah.. sorry. I have that image just forgot to send it.

 

[broley]

In class tomorrow and tell her "Good news! The doctor called. You didn't give me the herpes".

 

[Y_lifter]

You should have grabbed her by the hair and used her
vulture beak like nose to scratch yourself..