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LOL @ post #11. Asian Girls.

95% of white males have at one point in their lives, experienced yellow fever. Many factors have contributed to this phenomenon such as guilt from head taxes, internment camps, dropping the Nuclear bomb and the Viet Nam War .
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Post #4: Assists

When you say the word “assist,” first thing you think about is Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky. White people love to pass, it’s no secret.

In basketball, it’s kind of a must so that white guys can carve out a niche and guarantee acceptance on a team. Trying to be a white guy who dunks and stuff is like trying to be a white rapper - yeah, there are a few, but you have to work twice as hard for half the results.

One explanation is that white people still feel guilty over slavery, colonialism, and the crusades so passing is a way to make up for it. But more importantly, it makes them feel good to help others.
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Damnit I'm only onboard with maybe 10 of those, maybe I'm less white than I always thought I was.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
according to this article i am most definately a Pale Male... :artist:
 
I read through the whole list and I have to say I only like about 10-15 of those things myself. Funny ass read, though.
 
Did he happen to catch . . .

Volvos

&

L.L. Bean

Or are those just Princeton things?
 
I don't like any of those except bottles of water. All my friends say I am the blackest white guy they know. I am not ghetto just have style and flava!!! I tell people I am High Yellow!! LOL
 
See how y'all do us?


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White people like mayo. I don't know any black people who eat mayo.
 
i took a quick look and i didn't see. . .

nascar
skoal classic
jim beam and
hittin' it from behind

meh. . .digimon is not impressed. . .
 
digimon7068 said:
i took a quick look and i didn't see. . .

nascar
skoal classic
jim beam and
hittin' it from behind

meh. . .digimon is not impressed. . .
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The differences between white and white trash are as vast as the differences between white and black.
 
Phaded said:
i would love to see an article on stuff black people like..
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I would start one, but the last thing I need right now is Al Sharpton on my ass.
 
digimon7068 said:
no. . .being from the big ez makes you white trash :FRlol:
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ZING!
 
digimon7068 said:
i'm from the woods of northcentral pa. . .i bought my daughters their first rifle for their 4th birthday. . .
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then u won't need a baseball bat 10 years from now..... :artist:
 
I found that site about a week ago. It's more about a subset of white people then all white people, but its pretty much spot on - travel, Apple products, Volvos/BMWs, Wrigley Field, Microbrews/Wine, knowing culture, etc etc

Funny ass shit.
 
Phaded said:
i would love to see an article on stuff black people like..
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Koolaid and other fruity drinks
basketball
lotion
American Idol
voting democratic
oprah
dancing
family reunions
barbequeing
Henessy, Crown Royal
Dominoes, Hearts, Spades
Nice kicks
Big shapely butts
sprinting
jazz, hip hop
Cops (seeing tht white folks act up too)
 
that's some funny shit.

reminds me of an old dave chappell standup routine where he makes fun of white people for drinking "juice." he was like "what the fuck is juice? shit, when i was growing up, i had what was called "grape drink." "what the fuck is juice?"

also, he made fun of the fact that when white males pass out around their friends, they like to fuck with the guy who's asleep...like drawing on him and shit. he was like "man,,,shhhh,,dude's asleep...let's stick a carrot in his ass."
 
Longhorn85 said:
Koolaid and other fruity drinks
basketball
lotion
American Idol
voting democratic
oprah
dancing
family reunions
barbequeing
Henessy, Crown Royal
Dominoes, Hearts, Spades
Nice kicks
Big shapely butts
sprinting
jazz, hip hop
Cops (seeing tht white folks act up too)
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Heineken, Courvoisier, Patrón, Strawberry Daiquaris, basketball shoes, sports team logo clothing, caps, cars with absurdly large wheels, birthday cake, pickles, comedians, cellphones...
 
Mr. dB said:
Heineken, Courvoisier, Patrón, Strawberry Daiquaris, basketball shoes, sports team logo clothing, caps, cars with absurdly large wheels, birthday cake, pickles, comedians, cellphones...
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Im offended that nobody has mentioned Popeyes Chicken.
 
Also oversized white t-shirts, not wearing belts, brightly colored clothes, and Bill Clinton.
 
75th said:
Im offended that nobody has mentioned Popeyes Chicken.
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The only fast food franchise I know that sells strawberry soda. Awesome. They def know their market.

Most people I assoc with, (military families of all shades) share a strong like of:

Pizza
movies
dessert
good music
family time
swimming
barbequeing
comedy
NFL football
Thanksgiving
Christmas
working out
taking care of the yard
America
 
Mr. dB said:
Heineken, Courvoisier, Patrón, Strawberry Daiquaris, basketball shoes, sports team logo clothing, caps, cars with absurdly large wheels, birthday cake, pickles, comedians, cellphones...
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"Black people Looooooove rims. They would put rims on a TOASTER if they could!...(something I forgot leading into...)....'they spinnin nigga they spinnin! They spinnin nigga they spinnin!'" -Christ Rock
 
Longhorn85 said:
Koolaid and other fruity drinks
basketball
lotion
American Idol
voting democratic
oprah
dancing
family reunions
barbequeing
Henessy, Crown Royal
Dominoes, Hearts, Spades
Nice kicks
Big shapely butts
sprinting
jazz, hip hop
Cops (seeing tht white folks act up too)
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You forgot:

fried chicken
professional sports (NFL & NBA mostly)
acting tough
getting laid (yeah we know everyone likes that, blacks just seem better at it :))

Hey Longhorn, I remember a while back my mom explained to me that as recently as 40 years ago, blacks weren't allowed to own land/real estate. She said that because of this, they tended to use their money for fancy cars, clothes, etc. So there's a pretty good cultural reason for blacks being knowns for being more "flashy."

I've also read that in Africa, it was common in some tribes to wear whatever wealth one had as clothing. So much the better to show your suitability as a mate. But I think that's more of a stretch.

What do you know about that first one?
 
Longhorn85 said:
The only fast food franchise I know that sells strawberry soda. Awesome. They def know their market.

Most people I assoc with, (military families of all shades) share a strong like of:

Pizza
movies
dessert
good music
family time
swimming
barbequeing
comedy
Thanksgiving
Christmas
working out
taking care of the yard
America
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dayum, all my favorites.....must be why i live in the Chocolate City! (according to the mayor of new orleans) :artist:
 
nefertiti said:
"Black people Looooooove rims. They would put rims on a TOASTER if they could!...(something I forgot leading into...)....'they spinnin nigga they spinnin! They spinnin nigga they spinnin!'" -Christ Rock
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they put $5,000 rims on a $1000 car
 
rnch said:
dayum, all my favorites.....must be why i live in the Chocolate City! (according to the mayor of new orleans) :artist:
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lol same...no wonder people here think I'm black.
 
Longhorn85 said:
The only fast food franchise I know that sells strawberry soda. Awesome. They def know their market.

Most people I assoc with, (military families of all shades) share a strong like of:

Pizza
movies
dessert
good music
family time
swimming
barbequeing
comedy
NFL football
Thanksgiving
Christmas
working out
taking care of the yard
America
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you forgot
HOT SAUCE
 
Smurfy said:
never head of Copelands
it certainly does not exist in Chicago i can tell you that
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Me either. The people here like Church's Chicken.
 
rnch said:
copeland's is for drunk yankee tourists :Chef:
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Commanders Palace. Best meal Ive ever had in my life easily. That includes what I ate in NYC/LA/Chicago
 
borris said:
potent weed
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#33

People from many cultures like marijuana (South East Asian, Jamaica, India, Morrocco, Mexico, etc), but white people take it to an entirely new level.

To simply purchase, roll and smoke marijuana is not enough for white people. They need to make sure they know all the different strains, cultivation technique, and methods for smoking it.

etc.
 
The guy needs to get out more. He should reword the title: "Stuff Rich People Like." My ex-gf was black and she loved almost everything on that list and would drag me to and fro to experience them as her sometimes reluctant companion.

He forgot: Mayonnaise and wearing socks with sandals.
 
hahaah so true..

got a bunch of those hippie friends: "brah, i got this dank-ass blueberry funk...."

i just wanna be like "shut up...weed is weed..smoke it and quit worrying about what 'hybrid' it is"...

roy2 said:
#33

People from many cultures like marijuana (South East Asian, Jamaica, India, Morrocco, Mexico, etc), but white people take it to an entirely new level.

To simply purchase, roll and smoke marijuana is not enough for white people. They need to make sure they know all the different strains, cultivation technique, and methods for smoking it.

etc.
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Smurfberg:

Smurfy said:
never head of Copelands
it certainly does not exist in Chicago i can tell you that
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They are all over the metro. Alexandria, Arlington, maybe Mont county.

Lumberg said:
Hey Longhorn, I remember a while back my mom explained to me that as recently as 40 years ago, blacks weren't allowed to own land/real estate. She said that because of this, they tended to use their money for fancy cars, clothes, etc. So there's a pretty good cultural reason for blacks being knowns for being more "flashy."
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I don't know if that is true or not, sounds feasable. I always thought that to survive capture, transport across the ocean cramped in a ship, and then being breeded to be a strong slave meant the survivors had to have a lot of genes from strong, cocky people.
 
Longhorn85 said:
I don't know if that is true or not, sounds feasable. I always thought that to survive capture, transport across the ocean cramped in a ship, and then being breeded to be a strong slave meant the survivors had to have a lot of genes from strong, cocky people.
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Didn't Jimmy The Greek get fired, and his career ruined, for saying the same thing?
 
silverstar1025 said:
Me either. The people here like Church's Chicken.
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Yeah, there are Church's locations all over the ghetto areas here.
 
digimon7068 said:
yeah. . .chicken shit! :FRlol:
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ba ba woooosh! i can read my people magazine from the flame coming outta my cheeks :chomp:
 
75th said:
Also oversized white t-shirts, not wearing belts, brightly colored clothes, and Bill Clinton.
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Large social networks
 
OH yeah, what about Church's fried chicken? Didn't Sugar Ray Leonard do spots for them? I still remember having a delicious meal of southern fried catfish there. IIRC, one of their jingles was "Southern fried catfish at Church's Fried Chicken!"
 
I was down on a bunch of those...guess I'm pretty white:

#77 Musical Comedy
#76 Bottles of Water
#71 Being the only white person around
#65 Co-Ed Sports
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#56 Lawyers
#54 Kitchen Gadgets
#52 Sarah Silverman
#51 Living by the water
#50 Irony
#46 The Sunday New York Times (Substituted for a Canadian paper)
#45 Asian Fusion Food
#42 Sushi
#37 Renovations
#36 Breakfast Places
#34 Architecture
#30 Wrigley Field
#29 80s Night
#26 Manhattan
#24 Wine
#23 Microbreweries
#19 Traveling
#16 “Gifted” Children
#13 Tea
#11 Asian Girls
#7 Diversity
#5 Farmers Markets
#4 Assists
#1 Coffee
 
Smurfy said:
never head of Copelands
it certainly does not exist in Chicago i can tell you that
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there's a copelands on the pike, though i guess you live in chicago now?
 
White folks seem to like:

Whole Milk with dinner
Lotsa bread
Too much treble, not enough bass on the stereo
Home Depot
Monster Garage
Casseroles
Picking zits
Being quiet at movies and during sex
Playing offensive line
Women with flat asses
 
Longhorn85 said:
White folks seem to like:

Too much treble, not enough bass on the stereo
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There's only one person I know who just loved to turn up the treble, the way so many people love the bass, and he was black.
 
Longhorn85 said:
Koolaid and other fruity drinks
basketball
lotion
American Idol
voting democratic
oprah
dancing
family reunions
barbequeing
Henessy, Crown Royal
Dominoes, Hearts, Spades
Nice kicks
Big shapely butts
sprinting
jazz, hip hop
Cops (seeing tht white folks act up too)
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Holy cow! Evidently, I'm black!
 
Which also reminds me, I think that southern white folks tend to like the same things as the black people. Makes me think it may be more of a southern thing in some cases than a black/white thing.
 
It is a poorly guarded secret that, deep down, white people believe if given money and education that all poor people would be EXACTLY like them. In fact, the only reason that poor people make the choices they do is because they have not been given the means to make the right choices and care about the right things.
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Odd.. I think most poor people are lazy and completely lack the ability to make the right choices..

What a great list...

should be title.. "what emo, pussy ass, dumb fuck white people who've never lived a hard day in their life think"
 
milo hobgoblin said:
Odd.. I think most poor people are lazy and completely lack the ability to make the right choices..

What a great list...

should be title.. "what emo, pussy ass, dumb fuck white people who've never lived a hard day in their life think"
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RACIST!


Glad to see you posting, broheim.
 
I think we need to show more compassion for the people we consider stupid. We are all people, stupid and smart, and what really counts is what is on the inside!
 
It is a poorly guarded secret that, deep down, white people believe if given money and education that all poor people would be EXACTLY like them. In fact, the only reason that poor people make the choices they do is because they have not been given the means to make the right choices and care about the right things.
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This is what Lestat believes!!


milo hobgoblin said:
Odd.. I think most poor people are lazy and completely lack the ability to make the right choices..

What a great list...

should be title.. "what emo, pussy ass, dumb fuck white people who've never lived a hard day in their life think"
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loloolollololo
 
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