strip clubs.....yay or nay?

[the nature boy]

if you want to go to the cheap route just find an area to stand... if they let you. it's hard for them to give you a table dance if you're standing.

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

Bikinimom you look like a classy women, but not like a dancer just mho. Around here dancers are like 19-28 years old and then they retire or move on to prostitution...

 

[ariolanine]

It all depends on where you live. Portland, OR has fantastic strip clubs with hot chicks. Baltimore, MD does not.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Bikinimom you look like a classy women, but not like a dancer just mho. Around here dancers are like 19-28 years old and then they retire or move on to prostitution...

Believe me, it isn't like it is my life's aspiration or anything like that. If ANYONE had told me that I would be paying our bills like this I would have said, "Yea, OK." and rolled my eyes. But, FOR NOW, it will do... though this year I have decided and am working TO QUIT as soon as I am financially able to.

I was not forced to dance. I do it BECAUSE I CAN and as much shit as I take both on the job and here and in real life because of it, there is no other way for me to earn the money that I do (which is NOTHING LIKE what it was back in the day as people still think it is) and still take care of my children, my household and work on other projects that will allow me to quit this bullshit job and take care of us using my TALENT and MY MIND as opposed to just my smile and my body (No, I am not talking about sex ). I got into it knowing that it was only temporary until I was able to find a better and more permanent way to take care of us WITHOUT A MAN.

I AM CLASSY. Sorry, if there are those of you who think that dancing in a tiny thong bikini and 7" heels means that I am a prostitute. You are entitled to your opinion. But for those of you who actually came to a club where I work and saw firsthand what I do, you would realize that is HARDLY reality. I do not lay on my back. I do not spread my legs. Is it provocative? YES. But it is ADULT ENTERTAINMENT in an establishment where one *is supposed to be* of adult age.

I am 35 years old but NO ONE EVER guesses, not even the girls who see me naked with no makeup in the dressing room. So far with extremely rare exceptions I have the tightest hardest ass, one of the nicest physiques and THE BEST attitude (meaning I ALWAYS SMILE and am lighthearted and joking w/the customers) of any of the girls.... until an ASSHOLE pisses me off. It is then when I will take a dollar AND GIVE IT TO THEM usually with a few choice words that are guaranteed to ruin THAT ASSHOLE'S evening.

No one is allowed to degrade me.

And ironically enough before I actually began dancing last year I though THE SAME THINGS THAT A LOT OF YOU THOUGHT - ALL DANCERS ARE FUCKED UP WHORES WHO WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A DOLLAR AND MAKE TONS OF CASH THAT THEY PUT UP THEIR NOSES. I am not saying that these girls do not exist or that they are not even in the majoirty, BUT I have met many (No, I do not socialize with my co-workers.) that are anything BUT THAT.

So it's all good.

 

[AziaReign]

I could care less about 'em......but hey, I work in one!
You get a buncha old men on my shift (days) that have a decent amount of $$ to waste. I've heard stories of the shit that goes on in there, but I don't get involved so it doesn't bother me. Michigan is supposed to have that new law starting in March to where to lap dances are allowed, bla bla bla. Too bad for the dancers!

 

[ariolanine]

I could care less about 'em......but hey, I work in one!
You get a buncha old men on my shift (days) that have a decent amount of $$ to waste. I've heard stories of the shit that goes on in there, but I don't get involved so it doesn't bother me. Michigan is supposed to have that new law starting in March to where to lap dances are allowed, bla bla bla. Too bad for the dancers!

Are you a bartender??

 

[Testosterone boy]

There are a few things you have to do in life:

Go to a nice strip club.

Go to a Yankees game.

Check out the girls on South beach, Florida.

Do Mardi Gras.....though I didn't like it.

Fall for a Hooters girl.

Achieve a sizable cache of adult video.

Bench 300

Ask/tell Kayne about his cap key.

Fall in love and buy a Mercedes or Jaguar.

That should give you some good pointers in life.

 

[casavant]

You know what the great thing is about going to strip clubs and NOT looking like a truck driver? You do get more play from the girls. By play i mean them sticking their hands down your pants, watching for the manager while you finger them, and licking you up and down.

But you know what's even better? Getting up on stage for three minutes after hours with all the girls gathered around- drop your jeans, hold your hands out and look upward like Jesus Christ, turn a full circle, then swing your dick in a windmill a few times and walk away with an extra $45 in your pocket.

Yes. Yes, indeed.

 

[Testosterone boy]

But you know what's even better? Getting up on stage for three minutes after hours with all the girls gathered around- drop your jeans, hold your hands out and look upward like Jesus Christ, turn a full circle, then swing your dick in a windmill a few times and walk away with an extra $45 in your pocket.

Yes. Yes, indeed.

Doesn't that make you a porn star?

 

[casavant]

Doesn't that make you a porn star?

That makes me....a rowdy 19 year old enjoying the irony of the situation and the extra $$. LOL.