12" cock?
Pfft, please, mine's at least 15" soft and it gains 50% more hard.
Also, my new bike I bought 3 minutes ago is a dodge tomahawk with a 500hp V10 viper engine.
Trucks and SUV's are for bitches.
I have billions in the bank.
I date 20 supermodels and get all the poon.
True story.