Strange Story.......

[buddy28]

So I was in Shoppers Drug Mart (Canadian equivilent of Wal Mart) looking for some Irish Spring. BINGO! 3 packs on sale for 1.29.

As I walked outta the store with my soap, I notice this older lady, late 30's, in raggedy clothes leaning up against the wall, kinda swaying back and forth

......"hey", she says.

I look over my shoulder,".......yes?"

She stares right at me for a couple of seconds without saying a word, kinda with a strange little grin on her face.....I could tell she was high, or drunk, her eyes wernt focusing too well. So I just walked away and went to my car.

As I got into my car I thought nothing of it. As I started the motor and looked for a decent song on the radio before I pulled away, I hear the passenger side door opening....

I lock the door and look over.....its the lady trying to get into my car. At this point I got alittle freaked.

I roll down the passenger window a few inches and ask what she wants

"Let me in."

"For what?" I say.

"I need a ride somewhere"

"Why dont u call a cab?"

"Ive tried, and no one will pick me up. Just let me in!!!" At this point my internal alarm goes off. I didnt know whether this girl was high, or trying to pull a scam on me or what. Being the nice guy that I am, I give her the benefit of the doubt and deciede to get alittle more information out of her...

"Where are u going?" I ask.....

"ok, Ill be honest with you! Im a old stripper and I need to a ride to xxx street to pick up some coke"

At this point, I was like, uhhhhh.......cya!! rolled up the window and drove off.

Kinda freaky.

 

[havoc]

What is your mom doing hanging out at the equivalent of Wal mart strung out on the rock for?

Just Kidding, I'm out, have a safe night. peace

 

[Lao Tzu]

so was she a prostitute, stripper, carjacker or what.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Many years ago I was 23 years old. I was sitting on a park bench in Boulder, Colorado reading the newspaper. I saw a girl walking towards me... she looked about 20-21... and was knock down drop dead gorgeous... sort of like an ultra fresh blue eyed Deborah Harry. I tried to think of something chatty or clever to say to her as she walked by... the off chance of striking up a conversation with such a maga babe... but at that moment fate had rendered my brain bat pudding. I couldn't think of anything to say... so I just buried my nose in my newspaper. To my surprise she sat down on the bench beside me... and then very awkwardly tried to engage me in conversation. It was really obvious that she was really trying to strike up a conversation... and it wasn't smooth... so finally I asked her... Okay... What's up? Why are you trying to strike up a conversation with me and what is going on. She took a deep breath... gave me her best doe eyed earnest look and said:

"I'm 22 years old and I'm still a virgin. I've decided that hell or high water... this weekend I'm going to do it... and you looked like a really nice guy."

I consider myself very fortunate that, unlike you, occasionally I explore odd invitations further.

 

[buddy28]

so was she a prostitute, stripper, carjacker or what.

definitly the first two, possibly the third as well. Thats why I took off.

"oh yea, sure, we'll just swing by the crack house and grab u some coke."
Sounds like a great plan.

 

[buddy28]

"I'm 22 years old and I'm still a virgin. I've decided that hell or high water... this weekend I'm going to do it... and you looked like a really nice guy."

I consider myself very fortunate that, unlike you, occasionally I explore odd invitations further.

I would like to beleive this. If the girl didnt resemble a cracked out stripper, which she did, I might have given it some thought. This girl wasnt hot. She was more scary witch looking. Like she just took a hit off a dirty crack pipe 5 minutes before I saw her standing outside the drug store.

 

[buddy28]

"I'm 22 years old and I'm still a virgin. I've decided that hell or high water... this weekend I'm going to do it... and you looked like a really nice guy."

I consider myself very fortunate that, unlike you, occasionally I explore odd invitations further.

I would like to beleive this. If the girl didnt resemble a cracked out stripper, which she did, I might have given it some thought. This girl wasnt hot. She was more scary witch looking. Like she just took a hit off a dirty crack pipe 5 minutes before I saw her high outside the drug store.

 

[Golfer18--old]

What is your mom doing hanging out at the equivalent of Wal mart strung out on the rock for?

Just Kidding, I'm out, have a safe night. peace

 

[SofaGeorge]

I would like to beleive this. If the girl didnt resemble a cracked out stripper, which she did, I might have given it some thought. This girl wasnt hot. She was more scary witch looking. Like she just took a hit off a dirty crack pipe 5 minutes before I saw her high outside the drug store.

Actually the kicker to this, and I probably shouldn't say it, was that she was telling the truth. At the time my little brain raced and said, "Oh, boy! She's some kind of freak and probably does this every weekend." It truly was a great afternoon... but truthfully... when she bled I felt shitty.

Then years later a friend of mine said, "If it hadn't been you it could have been somebody who was a whole lot less nicer than you were."

Even then, your first time should be with someone special. She is still a kick ass memory, though.

 

[boss]

i would of at least made her give me a blow job.

 

[Frackal]

Should grabbed her toothless head and skullfucked her for all she was worth, dropped your load and screamed "suck on that shit you pussy-merchant skank!"

That's what I would have done if I was in cooler and in your position.

 

[buddy28]

gee, i guess i shouldve taken that crack whore for everything shes worth.

 

[bouncer]

I'd love to hear what the goat slayer would have done to the bitch.


Bouncer