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[SouthernLord]

"Michael Hutchinson, lead singer of the legendary British Emo band "INXS" recently lost his battle with masturbation addiction. This talented, revered artist threw away a life of glamor and wealth when he selfishly masturbated his talents away. It's always sad whenever such a young talent passes away, even if they're European. Michael was an expert-level self-rapist: He hung himself to death pleasuring his sin sword as he was trying to find euphoria and God. He found only Hellfire and Satan instead."

 

[SouthernLord]

So many lolz!

Timeline Photos

 

[goin on 4T]

jeeze

 

[smurf2]

*masturbation

 

[dusteefartz]

I think I would die if I didn't rub one out......on a daily basis....

 

[Mr. dB]

"Michael Hutchinson, lead singer of the legendary British Emo band "INXS" recently lost his battle with masturbation addiction. This talented, revered artist threw away a life of glamor and wealth when he selfishly masturbated his talents away. It's always sad whenever such a young talent passes away, even if they're European. Michael was an expert-level self-rapist: He hung himself to death pleasuring his sin sword as he was trying to find euphoria and God. He found only Hellfire and Satan instead."

His name was Hutchence and they were Australian, and weren't Emo, and that's a picture of Jim Morrison.

 

[Headholio]

That news is like 20 years old. Masturbation technology has greatly improved since then.

 

[SouthernLord]

*masturbation

You ain't the boss of me

 

[miplank]

Look at me I'm an elite mod!

 

[SouthernLord]

Lies!!!!

 

[SpyWizard]

Trucker's Monkey

A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard.

After a few miles he asks the driver what the monkey is for.

The driver says "I'll show you" and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the dash.

The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pulls out his unit and proceeds to give the trucker head.

When finished ,the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up, puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard.

"See that" said the trucker. The man said "Yeah". The trucker ask the man "You want to try it?"

The man said "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"

 

[SouthernLord]

Haha

 

[UA_Iron]

Ridiculous

 

[EnderJE]

Ridiculous

lolz at the girl's expression...

 

[SpyWizard]

great thread so far...

 

[pin]

I am an indestructible citadel of morality.

 

[pin]

Not really.

 

[nangiggles]

His name was Hutchence and they were Australian, and weren't Emo, and that's a picture of Jim Morrison.

lolololololol

 

[SpyWizard]

sometimes when i laugh to hard i pee..

 

[SpyWizard]

not really but i love this pic..

 

[youpissmeoff]

I think I would die if I didn't rub one out......on a daily basis....

Future wife