Stock tip....guaranteed $$$$$$$

[dabuffguy]

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For those with time machines,



I suggest you go back in time 18 months and sell your stock. You'll save lots of money

 

[Mr. dB]

No shit. I'd be $100,000 richer right now.

 

[ceo]

Or, go back to Microsoft's IPO in 1986 and buy 1,000 shares at $21 each ($21,000). Today you'd have 288,000 shares due to the splits, and you could sell that at the current price of around $20 (less than the $21 IPO) and still walk away from that loser of a deal with $5.76 million (before taxes).

 

[Cardinal Slin]

or go back to the hippy days and do lots of shrooms and acid and lsd and go round bangin all the hot chicks...

or sell your houses