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The Shadow
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North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at David's Office party. It was Carmen who spiked the punch with too much Vodka. I can't help it if I drank 3 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like apple.
I thought it was funny when I put Rick's pants on my head and danced the waltz on the chair while singing `feel like making love'. I didn't mean to break David's camera and don't know why David would accuse me of robbery.
I don't remember calling david's wife a cool goat---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and yellow lipstick!
And when I threw up on michelle's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that watermelon.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's bed room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a cold dog and have me arrested for arson!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hot and stiff. And I'm really not to blame for any of this new stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quickly yours,
Stilletto (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It's only 5 bucks!
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at David's Office party. It was Carmen who spiked the punch with too much Vodka. I can't help it if I drank 3 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like apple.
I thought it was funny when I put Rick's pants on my head and danced the waltz on the chair while singing `feel like making love'. I didn't mean to break David's camera and don't know why David would accuse me of robbery.
I don't remember calling david's wife a cool goat---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and yellow lipstick!
And when I threw up on michelle's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that watermelon.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's bed room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a cold dog and have me arrested for arson!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hot and stiff. And I'm really not to blame for any of this new stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quickly yours,
Stilletto (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It's only 5 bucks!
