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Stilleto can lick my taint..

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fucking a.. I just had surgery and on a lot of drugs and I'm in a lot of pain and would prefer you not to touch me b/c I :heart: u and don't want to have to break your arm :theshadow
 
the_clockwork said:
fucking a.. I just had surgery and on a lot of drugs and I'm in a lot of pain and would prefer you not to touch me b/c I :heart: u and don't want to have to break your arm :theshadow
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well i wouldn't want to have to break your arm either. :heart:
 
omg. i just realized what surgery you had.

a. i'm glad you're ok.
b. i'm sorry you're in pain.
c. i almost made a HUGE error in judgement and told you about a time that I hurt someone for reals and it would be a VERY bad story to tell you at the moment.
 
stilleto said:
well i wouldn't want to have to break your arm either. :heart:
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I got so many drugs right now I wouldn't feel it.. but going near my balls I'd feel instantly which would result in you having a broken fibula or neck or something
 
stilleto said:
omg. i just realized what surgery you had.

a. i'm glad you're ok.
b. i'm sorry you're in pain.
c. i almost made a HUGE error in judgement and told you about a time that I hurt someone for reals and it would be a VERY bad story to tell you at the moment.
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any stories about people getting hit in the balls is giong to make me puke right now

also pictures of food I saw in another thread of peanut butter nutters or something almost made me vomit
 
the_clockwork said:
I got so many drugs right now I wouldn't feel it.. but going near my balls I'd feel instantly which would result in you having a broken fibula or neck or something
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lol
what makes you think i'd go for your balls??

i'm a respectable woman, i'll have you know.
 
how was the surgery bro? you still got 2 nuts?
 
stilleto said:
i do.

i don't think i'll tell clockwork my story now.
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I'll tell mine then..

this one time.. I was framing away.. with a real huge framing hammer.. and I was putting in backing.. it was just like a 1/100th of an inch to big... so I decided to put the two x four between my thighs, like I've done many times before. I was swinging away pounding it down to fit.. and I missed.. with a fierce swing.. to high.. framing hammer square to the nuts.. fuck that was so horribly painful.. worst pain ever.

Ps clockwork, I really hope you're feeling ok, my bro just had this done like a month ago, did you opt for a fake nut or not? he decided to pass on the fake ball.
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
I'll tell mine then..

this one time.. I was framing away.. with a real huge framing hammer.. and I was putting in backing.. it was just like a 1/100th of an inch to big... so I decided to put the two x four between my thighs, like I've done many times before. I was swinging away pounding it down to fit.. and I missed.. with a fierce swing.. to high.. framing hammer square to the nuts.. fuck that was so horribly painful.. worst pain ever.

Ps clockwork, I really hope you're feeling ok, my bro just had this done like a month ago, did you opt for a fake nut or not? he decided to pass on the fake ball.
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that's bad.

my story is a little worse than that.
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
WORSE? oh my god.. worse then a framing hammer in the balls?

that's pretty hefty..

due tell!
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um. the heel of my stiletto + the nut of the guy that was mugging me = rupture, infection, and death.
 
stilleto said:
um. the heel of my stiletto + the nut of the guy that was mugging me = rupture, infection, and death.
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lolol holy god that is absolutely horrible.. I be the didn't think that mugging was going to be his last..

geezus.. you killed him!! with your stiletto!
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
lolol holy god that is absolutely horrible.. I be the didn't think that mugging was going to be his last..

geezus.. you killed him!! with your stiletto!
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well, he actually died of other complications while he was in the hospital.
and it wasn't really a stiletto- just a pointy heeled heel.
and I didn't mean to do it. he was on the ground and grabbed me. I miss stepped and backed up and my foot (and all my weight) came down hard on it. He was only wearing very loose cotton pants.
 
stilleto said:
well, he actually died of other complications while he was in the hospital.
and it wasn't really a stiletto- just a pointy heeled heel.
and I didn't mean to do it. he was on the ground and grabbed me. I miss stepped and backed up and my foot (and all my weight) came down hard on it. He was only wearing very loose cotton pants.
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10 times?
 
Good to see ya on EF, I'm glad you caught this early... I'm sure in time all will work out. Keep your head up. Are you Cancer free now? and when can you get sum ass?

All jokes aside glad you are ok...
 
What happened, they removed a nut? Are you ok now or do you have to go through treatment?
I am so glad for your sake that they caught it early. Sorry you hurt and shit, but it is a lot better than the outcome had you left it alone....
 
Angel said:
What happened, they removed a nut? Are you ok now or do you have to go through treatment?
I am so glad for your sake that they caught it early. Sorry you hurt and shit, but it is a lot better than the outcome had you left it alone....
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Ya they stole a nut.. I only gots me one now but that's okay.. once the pain goes away I'll be ready to go and in 5 years I'll officially be a cancer survivor I guess
 
time said:
Good to see ya on EF, I'm glad you caught this early... I'm sure in time all will work out. Keep your head up. Are you Cancer free now? and when can you get sum ass?

All jokes aside glad you are ok...
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The thought o fan erection let alone an orgasm makes me cringe in pain
 
Moltke said:
sorry if this annoys you, but are you gonna get the fake nut?
my buddy did, for look reasons
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no there's no reason to.. if a girl ever said anything about it I wouldn't be self conscience about it but she'd prolly be self conscience the rest of her life after I rip both her ears off
 
the_clockwork said:
no there's no reason to.. if a girl ever said anything about it I wouldn't be self conscience about it but she'd prolly be self conscience the rest of her life after I rip both her ears off
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did they mention it as a option? proly be outta pocket plastic surgery, no ins coverage.
what about juicing, you plan on continuing?
 
Moltke said:
did they mention it as a option? proly be outta pocket plastic surgery, no ins coverage.
what about juicing, you plan on continuing?
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They mentioned it was an option but didn't even consider doing it.. not for money reasons either.. don't know if it would be covered or not..

I won't ever juice again.. gonna suck though cuz I've already lost 7lbs
 
I can just say as a female I would never even think twice about it...shit half the time it looks like one down there anyway when they are hanging
 
the_clockwork said:
They mentioned it was an option but didn't even consider doing it.. not for money reasons either.. don't know if it would be covered or not..

I won't ever juice again.. gonna suck though cuz I've already lost 7lbs
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what if you had concrete evidence that this was in no way related?
would that change your opinion?
 
Moltke said:
what if you had concrete evidence that this was in no way related?
would that change your opinion?
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no I'm only doing it the healthy way now.. even w/ concrete evidence

my lifestyle has completely changed
 
the_clockwork said:
no I'm only doing it the healthy way now.. even w/ concrete evidence

my lifestyle has completely changed
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whattaya think your natty weight level will end up being?
 
Moltke said:
whattaya think your natty weight level will end up being?
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last cycle got me about 265.. down to about 250 right now but at 10% now.. lost a lot of strength.. I would be happy to maintain at about 240ish
 
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