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Steak and BJ Day!!!!!

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feisty11975 said:
February dood!! We're in March. You missed out. maybe next year ;)
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Read on miss feisty:

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.


I was telling my lawngnome about this phenomena. His attitude? Damn, you mean most men don't get this most days?

LOL Then I reminded him that he was married to me. :qt:
 
we eat a boatload of red meat in our house, and my wife (for reasons that i don't completely understand) loves me to death. . .pretty much anyday is snbj day at my house. . .guess i'm lucky :whatever:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Read on miss feisty:

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.


I was telling my lawngnome about this phenomena. His attitude? Damn, you mean most men don't get this most days?

LOL Then I reminded him that he was married to me. :qt:
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lol oops! I only read the 1st sentence
 
I thought this should be a daily ritual?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Read on miss feisty:

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.


I was telling my lawngnome about this phenomena. His attitude? Damn, you mean most men don't get this most days?

LOL Then I reminded him that he was married to me. :qt:
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Refund counter is closed.
:santa2:
 
Wow!

All the girls online here sound perfect!
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Shit... now I have to give TWO bj's this month.

Hubby asked for a bj for his birthday next week.


*sigh*
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you already passed that mark before the 3rd of this month, luckily it is a completely renewable and non consumable commodity.
:santa:

A yup. Lucky for you!
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
you already passed that mark before the 3rd of this month, luckily it is a completely renewable and non consumable commodity.
:santa:

A yup. Lucky for you!
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So the BJ thing isn't negotiable then?
 
If your woman gives you any bollocks about having a headache on this very special day just say you've dusted your knob in aspirin and she can either take it orally or as a suppository. :evil:
 
Stoßtruppe said:
If your woman gives you any bollocks about having a headache on this very special day just say you've dusted your knob in aspirin and she can either take it orally or as a suppository. :evil:
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:lmao:
 
I wonder if this holiday exists in Australia, or if GD is gonna have to blow up his girlfriend and get out the hand lotion.
 
PBR said:
i need help...... :rolleyes:
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so this is not a daily thing for all? you mean my beau lied to me?

lol

i'll help ya hun... do you like ice, :evil: :chomp: :p
 
Stoßtruppe said:
If your woman gives you any bollocks about having a headache on this very special day just say you've dusted your knob in aspirin and she can either take it orally or as a suppository. :evil:
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:FRlol:
 
If your woman gives you any bollocks about having a headache on this very special day just say you've dusted your knob in aspirin and she can either take it orally or as a suppository.
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lmfao!!
 
Stoßtruppe said:
If your woman gives you any bollocks about having a headache on this very special day just say you've dusted your knob in aspirin and she can either take it orally or as a suppository. :evil:
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lol
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
told ya I wanted to live at Frisky's house
:santa:
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lol


come on over, bring kini though... I have a job for her :evil:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Fuck me runnin.... EVERYBODY gots a job for me. What part of "I DONT WORK" didn't you bitches understand?
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there is pleasure though... i mean... um... i'll cook for both of you :evil:
 
Yonkers Weights said:
It should be a National Holiday every 14th of the month. Maybe just call it head day. Goes both ways. :-)
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I don't agree with that date.

It should be from the 1st to the 18th and the night of the 18th until the 31st. For those months with less than 31 days it should be twice on the first day and twice on the last day unless there are less than 30 days....Then 3 x's etc etc etc


:bikinimom: ya listening?

:santa:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
I don't agree with that date.

It should be from the 1st to the 18th and the night of the 18th until the 31st. For those months with less than 31 days it should be twice on the first day and twice on the last day unless there are less than 30 days....Then 3 x's etc etc etc


:bikinimom: ya listening?

:santa:
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:lmao: Ummmmmm yea *wink* OK!!!
 
I had a steak for lunch today, but no BJ. :(
 
I've already called ahead and have two 16oz porterhouse steaks cut, marinated and ready for the grill... And i'm licking my lips
 
My nicca Steve Harvey tripped me out this morning. A lady wrote a letter saying

1. Her husband of 17 years was asleep and his cell phone rang. He did not answer te phone because he was sleeping hard. She went to answer it and went looking around his text messages. She found text messages to other chicks and bucky naky pics of chicks in his phone.
2. One of the text messages was to a chick saying how good she looked dressed up for work when she never got a compliment from her husband about how good she looked
3. He put a lock on his phone so she couldn't pry and she noticed the lock
4. He goes out and she text messages his to open the pickle jar once he gets home for the kids.

My nicca went off on this chick finalizing the rip with "the pickle was already out with it's skin being removed by Ms Hoover. You should have open the pickle jar for him so he'd stay home..

Steve Harvey is a trip
Dial_tone said:
March 14th is Steak & Blowjob Day!!!!
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I have decided NOT to let it be the 15th today as Steak, Martini (My hubby added that LOL) and BJ day had to be postponed due to illness. :(
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I have decided NOT to let it be the 15th today as Steak, Martini (My hubby added that LOL) and BJ day had to be postponed due to illness. :(
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My B'Day is the 20th as you know, I get birthday Bjs from Jan 3rd to Dec 14th. and 2 a day during my birthday month. I love March!

:santa:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
You are definitely a marketing CEO.
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well so far you are behind a bit, looks like it was due to either rain or illness. I'll let ya catch up or you can always designate a pitch hitter.
:santa:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
:google: OH NO HE JUST DID NOT!
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Honey.... I know how tired you have been lately with all those appointments you have to make. Massage a couple times a week, the manicures, pedicures, appletini's at night, surfing the net and all those dealings with realtors, loan officers and soooo many other things on your mind.

I was just being thoughtful!

:santa2:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Honey.... I know how tired you have been lately with all those appointments you have to make. Massage a couple times a week, the manicures, pedicures, appletini's at night, surfing the net and all those dealings with realtors, loan officers and soooo many other things on your mind.

I was just being thoughtful!

:santa2:
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You ever run for public office? :dodgy:
 
So I made my steak yesterday as I do most every night. And no BJ I wonder if I get a raincheck on stuff luck that? Is there a coupon I can print out somewhere?
 
CO B-man said:
:FRlol: as long as there is no expiration date! lol! Can you use those coupons with any other offers as well?
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Coupons may be combines
d with other offers unless the offers are greater than or less than the previous offer. So I am not sure but if they get ya a BJ who cares, I have been chasing the old lady around for days trying to get my Birthday BJ and I forgot the coupons. Really didn't make any difference cause I didn't catch her yet

:santa2:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Coupons may be combines
d with other offers unless the offers are greater than or less than the previous offer. So I am not sure but if they get ya a BJ who cares, I have been chasing the old lady around for days trying to get my Birthday BJ and I forgot the coupons. Really didn't make any difference cause I didn't catch her yet

:santa2:
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Set a catch-em-alive trap. bait it with 20's, 50's and 100's. You will catch her! lol!
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Coupons may be combines
d with other offers unless the offers are greater than or less than the previous offer. So I am not sure but if they get ya a BJ who cares, I have been chasing the old lady around for days trying to get my Birthday BJ and I forgot the coupons. Really didn't make any difference cause I didn't catch her yet

:santa2:
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I was about to say, "What good has your drawer full of coupons done ya?" :nerd:
 
CO B-man said:
Set a catch-em-alive trap. bait it with 20's, 50's and 100's. You will catch her! lol!
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That woulda worked before, now I have to ask her for money to put gas in the weedeater. I don't even get a check anymore the manager of the drive-up window just gives her all my hard earned $67.45 a week
:santa2:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
That woulda worked before, now I have to ask her for money to put gas in the weedeater. I don't even get a check anymore the manager of the drive-up window just gives her all my hard earned $67.45 a week
:santa2:
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Speaking of which....
 
CO B-man said:
So I made my steak yesterday as I do most every night. And no BJ I wonder if I get a raincheck on stuff luck that? Is there a coupon I can print out somewhere?
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got my steaks... the beau helped cook them up though... amazing at that and I (though im cajun and all and I can cook some kick ass dishes... hes better at grilling) So Sirloin and porterhouse on the grill... rice dressing and kick ass beans on the stove. 5 Cheese bread, with my special garlic spread (yes homeaid) on the side... Beau whipped up his most famous Ice Tea...

then... wow... I won't elaborate on what happens after everyone is asleep and we lock ourselves in the room... but wow... oh and yes, bj, and ever other place tended to and taken care of... and i enjoyed every minute of it... but giving and recieving. I believe I will request a retake for tonight! wow...
 
youngguns said:
How did this day become?
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we chicks get Feb14th.... roses and choc... ya know... so why shouldn't the male have a day? hence... a steak and a bj?
 
Notice to all concerned parties:

Steak (Martini) and BJ Day is hereby cancelled until further notice due to lack of interest.

That is all.
 
lol... you two are cracking me up! nothing wrong with the chocolate starfish, if it has proper cleaning... meaning I also shower him and clean it myself. woo hooo....
 
Frisky said:
lol... you two are cracking me up! nothing wrong with the chocolate starfish, if it has proper cleaning... meaning I also shower him and clean it myself. woo hooo....
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You should get a load of us in real time! We really have SUCH a good time together..... Goshdarned radio gig isn't happening fast enough.

*BIG FAT POUTY BOO BOO LIP*
 
BIKINIMOM said:
You should get a load of us in real time! We really have SUCH a good time together..... Goshdarned radio gig isn't happening fast enough.

*BIG FAT POUTY BOO BOO LIP*
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well... dammit.... tell that ol grump of yours to get ya ass down here... you guys aren't to far from me right now.
 
youngguns said:
how did those two come together???
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valentine day... = women getting chocolate and flowers... Feb 14th.... so man made their own holiday... fuck halmark. (lol) Steak and blow job day. March 14th... feed me blow me then leave me the feck alone... hahahaha
 
Frisky said:
well... dammit.... tell that ol grump of yours to get ya ass down here... you guys aren't to far from me right now.
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I know, I know.... we are talking bout taking some short trips here and about some time in the next coupla months.
 
A guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who
explains that the
punishments are changed every thousand years and he
is to select his
first punishment.

First room has a young guy on the wall being
whipped. The new guy not
keen on this and asks to see the next room.

The next room has a middle aged guy being tortured
with fire.

The new guy immediately asks to see the third room.
It has a really
old guy chained to the wall getting a blow job from
a gorgeous blonde.

The guy jumps at the chance and takes the room!

The devil walks into the room taps the blonde on the
shoulder and says
"okay, you can stop now. You've been relieved".
 
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