Stay Safe, Bros. Important Info

[Immortal Juicer]

Another thing...

Now this absolutly pisses me off about law enforcement. Every time I see a COPS where they are doing a prostitution sting, and have a damn task force with 10 officers, two hotel rooms, wired with surveillence camers and microphones, and five unmarked cars, all that time money and effort.

Then, some guy picks up a undercover, in his piece of shit van, and drives around the corner and asks how much for a blowjob. Bam, three cars roll up, guns drawn, the guy gets out and he is 40 years old, 350lb fat ass, loser who has had about as shitty life as you can. So ugly and such a loser he has to pay to get his dick sucked because there is no other way he is getting any.

He got out, was a nice guy, apologized to the officers, and they cuffed him and took him in.

THEN THEY SAID "YEAH, GOOD JOB GUYS, WE MADE SOME GOOD BUSTS TODAY," and they are actually proud of what they accomplished by preventing a fat ass from getting a blowjob.

Whats next, they kick in the bathroom door when he is jackin off?

All that time money and resources to making the world a safer place by preventing blowjob.

I know I'll sleep better tonight.

 

[Dr.Evil]

No search warrant, nothing.

that's strange. it doesn't take long to get a search warrant in any city.... if they knew what was in the package (and it sounds like they did) a search warrant could have been attained in a matter of hours and they would have had a full right to search in your home for anything related to what was in the package. it doesn't make sense to me that they didn't take the time to get this first... i'm not disbelieving your story. i'm just dumbfounded...

 

[Dr.Evil]

Re: Good Information!!

What kind of volume constitutes personal use v.s. trafficking? Does it differ from state to state or is it based on the drug? or a standard volume for all AAS??

it doesn't matter. it's all the same. if they catch you with 500,000 bottles of t200, but didn't catch you selling any of it, it's just a posessions charge (maybe posession with the intent to distribute). if you only have 1 bottle of t200 and you're caught in the act of selling it then you're a dealer.

the federal sentencing guidelines is as follows:

if you are caught selling up to 500 units then it's a level 6 offense. even if you are caught selling 1 unit, it's still a level 6 offense. a level 6 offense carries a 0-6 month prison sentence if convicted in a trial by jury. in most cases this will be suspended and given probation depending on the judge's attitude toward you and AS.

**(1 unit = 1 10ml bottle of any steroid in any mg concentration)
**level 6 offenses only carry 0-6 month sentences in the federal guidelines if there are no other enhancements or aggrevating factors.

 

[McBane]

All I have to say is wow. Thanks for taking the time to look out for us Dr. Evil, Immortal, and nycdefender and everyone else. Keep the stories coming!! So far it seems that no one has seen any busts when the person had a clean house and was just ordering small amounts of AAS (no recreational drugs) as long as the package was not yet opened. It would seem logical that these cases would not be worth the DEA's time but if anyone knows of any cases where there was a convinction please share!

 

[Fukkenshredded]

Dr. Evil--

I was expecting activity myself. In retrospect, just because I did not detect any activity certainly does not mean it wasn't happening. As an addendum, I have had a disproportionate number of regular packages sent to me undergo inspection. I understand that there is really no obligation whatsoever on that side of the fence to inform the citizen of anything, ever. Clearly, the more we post about certain details, the more we educate those who wish to pin us down. For example, I operate under the assumption that I have been watched ever since that incident. I know for a fact that there are those on this and other boards who know exactly who I am and will now be able to reference the above story, should they be clever enough to pin down the year and location (you will notice these omissions). Furthermore, why bust a guy early when he might lead to a bigger catch later? Evidence is evidence. They have time. That is why I do not order anything, ask for anything, reference anything in terms of people populating this board and others. I have posted about certain things in a lengthy and revealing fashion. I can only assume that there is more than enough reason to at least question me, should the authorities ever decide to do that. Of course, as Fukkenshredded is a fictional character and as I personally do not recommend any illegal activity ever, complications could arise. Just keep in mind that whatever you have done on or through these boards is known in detail by the authorities. Assuming otherwise is simply foolish. Angel on my shoulder that day? I'll tell you what...I've had an angel on my shoulder for a long long time, and I hope that state of grace continues. And I am not talking about getting busted or anything so socially oriented. Grace delivered me, folks...I'll just leave it at that and hope it continues. Grow safe.

 

[eddy]

I got an interesting bust story for you, but I am on my way out the door so it will have to wait til later.l

 

[BeeFma]

Very informative thread. What about this scenario: Let's say, hypothetically, I have a prescription for Depo-Testosterone, but I can't afford the outrageous price at the drugstore and no generics are available (and they are not). I could, however, afford an equivalent from IP at $33 or some other international source. Can I legally order this medication from overseas and show customs a copy of my prescription if they confiscate it and send me a letter? I doubt they would send a swat team to my house for 1 unit of test.
Thanks

 

[Dr.Evil]

Very informative thread. What about this scenario: Let's say, hypothetically, I have a prescription for Depo-Testosterone, but I can't afford the outrageous price at the drugstore and no generics are available (and they are not). I could, however, afford an equivalent from IP at $33 or some other international source. Can I legally order this medication from overseas and show customs a copy of my prescription if they confiscate it and send me a letter?

yes, but you should have a copy of your prescription sent to IP by fax and have him send the prescription along with the meds in the same package to avoid unnecessary delays at customs if it were to be checked.

you can certainly claim it later as you had said, but that would take a much longer time.

 

[nycdefender]

Re: Re: Good Information!!

it doesn't matter. it's all the same. if they catch you with 500,000 bottles of t200, but didn't catch you selling any of it, it's just a posessions charge (maybe posession with the intent to distribute). if you only have 1 bottle of t200 and you're caught in the act of selling it then you're a dealer.

True, but depending upon the jurisidiction (e.g., New York) possession with intent to sell carries the same penalties as an actual sale. I do not want to leave the members of this board with the notion that if they aren't caught selling or distributing the AS that you only face a slap on the wrist for possession. I don't think that you implied that, Dr. Evil, but the thought did occur to me to dispel that misconception.

Barbell--possession with intent charges differ from jurisdiction to jurisdiction as does the quantity of AS that triggers the charge.

 

[Dexter]

This, without a doubt in my mind, is the most interesting thread I've ever read on EF.

F-Shredded, what you detailed was a very interesting story. Assuming it's true (and I have no reason to disbelieve you) -- all I can say is that those guys were goofballs, and I have a tendency to agree with Dr. Evil (by the way, Evil, my brother played a role in "Austin Powers, the Spy Who Shagged ME".)

Even if nycdefender's though-provoking comments are given from the vantage point of NYC...how REALLY different do various jurisdictions treat such cases or demand professionalism from their law enforcement officers?

I'm not disagreeing with Immortal's commentary regarding the waste of taxpayers' dollars. It sucks. At it will probably only get worse.

nycdefender, I want to thank you for addressing a question I have openly posed on several occassions for two years, with no sensible reply: The relevance or importance of signing or not signing.

This is a very complex topic.

I used to NOT think highly of the ACLU; I've changed my opinions over the years.

Dexter, and

right or wrong, God Bless freedom, liberty, democratic constitutions, and a Rule of Law - compared to the world's population, there are few people living under such conditions - even with their annoying faults.