Star or The Salami.......

[Star]

Your name screams guido..lol. He just got done talking to me on messanger he will now be back.

Star

 

[FrankRizzo]

I'm scared to see how bad he fuks me up for my little joke up there

 

[gymnpoppa]

Ah Riz!

Ise here! I just chked your fam tree....you neglected to tell me about the strain of Pygmy ancestors in yo fam...hence the hickory smoked ham....actually its probably tumbleweed chips you smoked it with.....

 

[TheSalami]

why is this thread to me? i am considering leaving the elitefitness boards and joining a britney spears forum. i hope to be a bigger internet pimp than superdave and hook up with tons of hot britney fans!!

 

[gymnpoppa]

britney spears?

I overestimated your standards.....i figured you had some....after that post......inject more oxycontin......

 

[TheSalami]

no where the hell did you get the idea that i had standards??

fuck me baby one more time!!! oh yeah, the salami will fuck you baby!!!

 

[gymnpoppa]

isn't britney

dead?

 

[TheSalami]

she better not be.

 

[Star]

You wanna fuck someone but me? I am hurt.

Star

 

[TheSalami]

im just kidding. if britney came right up to me and offered to give me a full night of sex including anal i would tell her to leave me alone i would much rather be having sex with star.