Star or The Salami.......

[gymnpoppa]

Star or The Salami.......

Feels like there is a tombstone over this board.....I'm about to pronounce it Dead!

What happened to the cool people?

 

[Star]

They got run off by the FOURTH Reich.

Star

 

[gymnpoppa]

S'cuse me

D O T, seems like there ain't many more like you left.....guess that makes you a minority.....better not start that......

 

[Star]

Hey Tantric where's your rant?? What's up White boy?

Star

 

[Star]

Oh baby, She's just a mean lady that has put way too much testosterone in her system. Ignore her and she'll play with her enlarged clit and leave you alone.

Star

 

[gymnpoppa]

OUCH!

Easy Burleson, I'd be pissed if you got banned....

 

[Julez]

I am have always been here!

Seriously:

I know that a lot of you are seriously pissed about the mod situation. I think (and hope) it will sort itself out soon.

Can I just say that I think some of us seem to take this board a little to seriously at times.

Peace,

 

[FrankRizzo]

Well put Jewelz. I come here to bullshit and express my opinions and escape the serious cut throat world. Peeps shouldn't take all this so serious all the time.

Star - you know I'm kool, an 1/2 aboriginee and1/2 New Zealander couldn't possibly be unkool.

 

[Star]

Yes, he told me of that interesting national makeup you have. He did say you were missing the tell tale back rug though.

Star

 

[FrankRizzo]

Where is the old man anyway? He got real quiet all the sudden. Maybe had to go change out his feminine hygene products!

I am probably directly opposite of what you'd expect me to look like.

 

[Star]

Your name screams guido..lol. He just got done talking to me on messanger he will now be back.

Star

 

[FrankRizzo]

I'm scared to see how bad he fuks me up for my little joke up there

 

[gymnpoppa]

Ah Riz!

Ise here! I just chked your fam tree....you neglected to tell me about the strain of Pygmy ancestors in yo fam...hence the hickory smoked ham....actually its probably tumbleweed chips you smoked it with.....

 

[TheSalami]

why is this thread to me? i am considering leaving the elitefitness boards and joining a britney spears forum. i hope to be a bigger internet pimp than superdave and hook up with tons of hot britney fans!!

 

[gymnpoppa]

britney spears?

I overestimated your standards.....i figured you had some....after that post......inject more oxycontin......

 

[TheSalami]

no where the hell did you get the idea that i had standards??

fuck me baby one more time!!! oh yeah, the salami will fuck you baby!!!

 

[gymnpoppa]

isn't britney

dead?

 

[TheSalami]

she better not be.

 

[Star]

You wanna fuck someone but me? I am hurt.

Star

 

[TheSalami]

im just kidding. if britney came right up to me and offered to give me a full night of sex including anal i would tell her to leave me alone i would much rather be having sex with star.

 

[Star]

That's right baby. She may be a star but I am THE STAR and that teeny bopper bitch doesn't have my years of experience.

Star