Stank Ass While Bulking

[VascularitY]

Taking in this many calories makes me gassy as hell, getting kind of tired of it, and so is everyone around me. My girl made me sleep in another room last night cuz I was stinking up the room. If she lit a match to light a candle the house would have exploded. What do you guys take to help with your stankass, i need something, 2 dozen eggs a day, and all this protein powder are fuckin killing me. I need a miracle pill that eliminates farts, someone gimme something!

--StankAss

 

[frankmasterpiece]

we on the same path buddy,my g/f made me sleep on the couch last night,i stunk up the room, im currently on a bulking diet and my farts are deadly ....but i dont think theres a miracle pill out there lol...they're going to have to deal with it

 

[CO B-man]

Eggs and red meat will do that to you! Its what growing smells like!

 

[SgtSlaughter]

lol... i had the same prob. Then i figured out I was lactose intolerant.

Cut out all all possible suspects (milk, cheese) ... and I'm cured.

Now I drink all the Lactose free milk I want without causing any earthquakes... true story, lol.

Whey sometime has lactose in it too, something to be aware of....

All else fails... carry some airfreshner in a holster... like a gun

 

[jacshelb]

I add in cinnamon, sometimes in two to three teaspoons to my protein shakes. That seems to help for some reason. It won't be a cure-all, but, if you take three shakes or so a day, adding in a good dose of cinnamon can help.


Jacob

 

[Bigredcanecorso]

try some Beano it helps but is not a cure, also buy some lysol

 

[VascularitY]

try some Beano it helps but is not a cure, also buy some lysol

elaborate on that if you would, what are they

 

[macrophage69alpha]

ginger root
probiotics (dophilus blend-- good bacteria)

 

[ninesecz]

we all hear ya bro try sticking her head under the blanket aftera nice broccoli fart lol! then when she smells them from a distance it will not smell as bad to her!! haha
But seroisly beano always helps me

 

[Twoguns]

my body always adjusts after about a week. Hopefully yours will too

 

[odoyal rulez]

God, why would you want to eliminate it. It's the best part of bulking. Of course I enjoy seeing other people uncomfortable as they have to marinate in my shit... =)

 

[Recruit]

God, why would you want to eliminate it. It's the best part of bulking. Of course I enjoy seeing other people uncomfortable as they have to marinate in my shit... =)

lol

 

[thesuaveone]

Smell isn't too bad, however the gas is tremendous. I was doing leg presses last night and on a couple of reps, I just pushed it(the gas) out along with the press, I was thankful it wasn't followed with a solid.

 

[heavy_duty]

when you're in public it's easier if you have a young one with you.
people will think your kid did a doodoo in his/her diaper

ps. use Beano and or Acidophilus with Bifidus

http://www.beanogas.com/

 

[Whiskey]

just tell your girl you're trying an expirament to see how much you can make and to see if you can store and sell it. Might have a maketable use

Whiskey

 

[gjohnson5]

Taking in this many calories makes me gassy as hell, getting kind of tired of it, and so is everyone around me. My girl made me sleep in another room last night cuz I was stinking up the room. If she lit a match to light a candle the house would have exploded. What do you guys take to help with your stankass, i need something, 2 dozen eggs a day, and all this protein powder are fuckin killing me. I need a miracle pill that eliminates farts, someone gimme something!

--StankAss

I've used both tri salts which are tri salt bicarbonates
http://www.drhoffman.com/page.cfm/537
and also used ginger root

 

[redsamurai]

God, why would you want to eliminate it. It's the best part of bulking. Of course I enjoy seeing other people uncomfortable as they have to marinate in my shit... =)

what is it about that that's so god damn satisfying? I mean, I hate smelling the inside of someone else's anus....but when I get a good steak or protein shake bomb going, I love it when people, especially girls....have to inhale it.....it's great!!....

ps. this should only be tried with a steady g/f....anything casual will run for the door. And with the g/f....if she laughs it off and cuts one of her own.....put a ring on it!!

 

[THE GOOD SUN]

I was doing leg presses last night and on a couple of reps, I just pushed it(the gas) out along with the press, I was thankful it wasn't followed with a solid.

LOL

WOW! ...now that's risky business ...what a gambler!!!

 

[blut wump]

Get a dog to blame.

 

[njmuscleguy]

ginger - it works!

 

[macrophage69alpha]

ginger - it works!

it certainly helps

 

[Wulfgar]

Ginger works
but also try the old "taking in less protein per meal and eat more meals" method

I find metamucil therapy once a week works wonders to keep the Intestines clean and nutrient absorption @ a maximum

 

[macrophage69alpha]

Ginger works
but also try the old "taking in less protein per meal and eat more meals" method

agree

dont forget probiotics (keep those beneficial bacteria thriving )

 

[VascularitY]

just tell your girl you're trying an expirament to see how much you can make and to see if you can store and sell it. Might have a maketable use

Whiskey

Just cuz this thread is titled StankAss doesnt mean that I want to see yours dude, BTW get a tan lol

 

[suk1978]

charcoal tablets?
never had to use stuff myself, but oneof my mates went through a bad period of gas and it worked for him