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alex2678
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George Carlin:
Let a smile be your umbrella and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
Are vegetarians permitted to eat animal crackers?
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are even more stupid than that.
Stephen Wright:
If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
Dimitri Martin:
I think "Employee of the Month" is the one time where you can be a winner and a loser at the same time.
There's a small but important diffence between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.
I like to stand behind people at the ATM. Then when they type in their PIN number i say 'GOT IT' then run away.
What if you were writing a ransom note in MS Word and the little paper clip popped up and said, "It looks like you're writing a ransom note, do you need any help?"
Let a smile be your umbrella and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
Are vegetarians permitted to eat animal crackers?
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are even more stupid than that.
Stephen Wright:
If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
Dimitri Martin:
I think "Employee of the Month" is the one time where you can be a winner and a loser at the same time.
There's a small but important diffence between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.
I like to stand behind people at the ATM. Then when they type in their PIN number i say 'GOT IT' then run away.
What if you were writing a ransom note in MS Word and the little paper clip popped up and said, "It looks like you're writing a ransom note, do you need any help?"
