Spring newbies at my gym

[MAX 300]

Can't we just shoot them?

Spring is upon us and my gym is getting crowded with newbies and seasonal trainers. And I'm gonna have to put up with these 'people' for the next 2-3 months.

They are fat and wanna get in shape on the new and exciting super-duper 12 weeks excellent cardio fatloss and muscle toning program.

They give me a nod when they see me in the gym despite the fact they don't know me, have never seen me before and apparently don't sense my general hostility towards them.

They come up and talk to me in between sets. FUCK OFF!

Some of the male ones ask me for advice. Advice? Like, doing those bi curls with 6kg dumb bells isn't gonna make you loose your gutt, get your fat ass on the treadmill and away from me! I wish I would actually say that.

Gym staff are too busy giving PT sessions to newbies who want to waste their spare change. They usually stand next to their treadmill and chat with them, or do some boxercise routine which involves the newbie throwing punches, about 1 every 30 seconds.

So there is nobody around to spot me.

Yet I get asked to spot a dude doing db presses with 10kg db's.

I just cannot wait for summer when they will all fuck off and my gym will be MINE again.

Thank you for reading through my rant.

 

[BileStew]

Spring? It's Fall here, then winter, then spring.

I need some freshly squeezed, no pulp blackjuice.

 

[MAX 300]

That's because you're on the wrong side of the planet.

 

[p0ink]

are koala bears legal to keep as a pet? what about eat?

 

[MAX 300]

No actually they are not legal to keep as pets I believe.

It has to do with their diet, they have to eat specific types of Eucalytpus leaves to survive - if they don't get the right type they die. And no, you can't eat them.

 

[Robert Jan]

they are nearly extinct and shit you cant keep them at home

 

[MAX 300]

Huh? I didn't know they were an endangered species? I think they are still doing fine in the wild.

ANYWAY......

 

[wootoom]

just go on a no carb diet that si really healthy

 

[BileStew]

That's because you're on the wrong side of the planet.

Yeah, Mars is a pretty big place.

 

[p0ink]

why cant you eat koala bears? i remember reading an article about your government having to exterminate a bunch of them because they were devouring their entire habitat and starving to death.

 

[chewyxrage]

why cant you eat koala bears? i remember reading an article about your government having to exterminate a bunch of them because they were devouring their entire habitat and starving to death.

they're too cute. duh.

 

[BlondBomber]

I too was caught off guard by the spring comment.
Anyways, is lifting popular in Australia, like it is here in the States?
Also, you were a speedo when you go to the beach?

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

i love the hot newbies- we call them fresh meat

 

[RADAR]

i love the hot newbies- we call them fresh meat

That is what i call chicks that look like your avatar

RADAR

 

[sixxtoes]

i love the hot newbies- we call them fresh meat

i love fresh meat. "umm bitches" but glad were over that in the states. the "non-jimmies" are gone back to there couch, only to be back again. dam, such a horrable cycle

 

[Maverick]

max you sound very bitter.... you need a hug or a role model or something !!!

 

[MAX 300]

Depends who the hug is from.

And I haven't seen any new hot babes at my gym yet, just overweight heffers who try their very hardest not to break a sweat on the treadmill.