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speaking of female side effects to steroids...

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snacky cake

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why does everyone talk about an enlarged clitoris like that would be such a bad thing? I think I would love to have mine enlarged a bit. I bet there would be more contact with it that way and sex would be better. :whatever:

I'm nutty, though.
 
I've seen a couple that made me wanna RUN! - it's NOT a good thing
 
lololololol...well, maybe if I could just enlarge it a little and then lay off the roids.

Okay, what do I take that works as clit miracle grow?

LOL
 
so bros, if you meated a girl and she ended up having a 2 inch clit, do you suck it or pass?
discuss
 
snacky cake said:
Ohhhh...i'm going to be RIPPED too, huh? ;-) Do I have to lay off the cookies?
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I don't think you would like test. Those confused female thoughts go away and you'll make sound decisions. Once you see how you've acted in the past you might go off the deep end.

You probaby would get ripped and be screwing everything (one) in sight.

Just saying.
 
Creepusmaximus said:
I don't think you would like test. Those confused female thoughts go away and you'll make sound decisions. Once you see how you've acted in the past you might go off the deep end.

You probaby would get ripped and be screwing everything (one) in sight.

Just saying.
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so, I pretty much would feel exactly like I did when I was prego. Great. lol.
 
snacky cake said:
finally! honesty!...lol
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Just think - you and I would sound the same (voices)

You could shave your face (instead of just your legs)

You might as well start practicing peeing standing up while you're at it!
 
Humble Pride said:
Just think - you and I would sound the same (voices)

You could shave your face (instead of just your legs)

You might as well start practicing peeing standing up while you're at it!
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actually, all us gals wish we could pee standing up. it's far more convenient and you don't have to sit on nasty public toilets. we hover. It would be nice to have better aim. lol.
 
Creepusmaximus said:
That gets questionable. Thank God they got off the date rape thing.

"I was drunk, blacked out and had sex with that guy. Didn't want to so it must have been date rap."
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"date rap" sounds TERRIBLE. they get you out, buy you a few drinks then hold you down while they bust out some vanilla ice rhymes...lol.
 
snacky cake said:
"date rap" sounds TERRIBLE. they get you out, buy you a few drinks then hold you down while they bust out some vanilla ice rhymes...lol.
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Think I've been date raped. Mine usually starts with a "big girl" asking me if I want a shot. There is a reason I don't do shot any more.

They are cute when they look up with those big brown cow eyes. Noooo. stop, flashback.
 
snacky cake said:
your body should be rubbing against it anyway, if you are doing it right.
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yeah i'm 30 yrs old, pretty good idea of the vag thing.
i'm talking about having some worm like finger sqiggling around your cak
gives me the willies
 
Bino said:
yeah i'm 30 yrs old, pretty good idea of the vag thing.
i'm talking about having some worm like finger sqiggling around your cak
gives me the willies
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maybe if it were long enough you could tie it around your balls and use the recoil when you pull back for some added thrust
 
I was in college, and ran into probably the hottest girl I had gone to high shool with (haden't seen her in a couple of years)
She looked great.....

One thing led to another and we were back at her room and we started going at it...
while sitting on her bed, I sent "the scout" down her pants (for those of you who don't know - the Scout can be sent-down, then brought back from it's mission and slyly brought near your nose to give you a "report" of what it's going to be like in the jungle).........

So while I'm down there, I feel what I can only describe as what felt like the neck from a medium sized steamed clam!!

It was like she had a little penis, but it wasn't,......(so of course I HAD to get a look.......

BAD IDEA

I got a look at it, but then she moved in position for me to be up close and personal with it.......
I almost gagged.....

Next thing I knew, she hopped on top of me, and the whole time we were going at it and she would lean forward, I could feel "little neck" rubbing up against me....

I don't feel like going on..........
 
Humble Pride said:
I was in college, and ran into probably the hottest girl I had gone to high shool with (haden't seen her in a couple of years)
She looked great.....

One thing led to another and we were back at her room and we started going at it...
while sitting on her bed, I sent "the scout" down her pants (for those of you who don't know - the Scout can be sent-down, then brought back from it's mission and slyly brought near your nose to give you a "report" of what it's going to be like in the jungle).........

So while I'm down there, I feel what I can only describe as what felt like the neck from a medium sized steamed clam!!

It was like she had a little penis, but it wasn't,......(so of course I HAD to get a look.......

BAD IDEA

I got a look at it, but then she moved in position for me to be up close and personal with it.......
I almost gagged.....

Next thing I knew, she hopped on top of me, and the whole time we were going at it and she would lean forward, I could feel "little neck" rubbing up against me....

I don't feel like going on..........
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Reading about your sordid encounter with her shweaty SHEnis made the meat between my ribs sore...

:(
 
Humble Pride said:
I was in college, and ran into probably the hottest girl I had gone to high shool with (haden't seen her in a couple of years)
She looked great.....

One thing led to another and we were back at her room and we started going at it...
while sitting on her bed, I sent "the scout" down her pants (for those of you who don't know - the Scout can be sent-down, then brought back from it's mission and slyly brought near your nose to give you a "report" of what it's going to be like in the jungle).........

So while I'm down there, I feel what I can only describe as what felt like the neck from a medium sized steamed clam!!

It was like she had a little penis, but it wasn't,......(so of course I HAD to get a look.......

BAD IDEA

I got a look at it, but then she moved in position for me to be up close and personal with it.......
I almost gagged.....

Next thing I knew, she hopped on top of me, and the whole time we were going at it and she would lean forward, I could feel "little neck" rubbing up against me....

I don't feel like going on..........
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LMAO, omg i love hearing this shit
 
You guys "would" love that , wouldn't you.........lol

I'll save the other one for another time (can you fukin believe it's happened twice???)

The second one had to do with a fitness model with a deep voice.......(not as funny)
 
Humble Pride said:
You guys "would" love that , wouldn't you.........lol

I'll save the other one for another time (can you fukin believe it's happened twice???)

The second one had to do with a fitness model with a deep voice.......(not as funny)
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Was her name Trantasia? (Yes I watched a few minutes of the showtime special) -kNow home-oh
 
snacky cake said:
why does everyone talk about an enlarged clitoris like that would be such a bad thing? I think I would love to have mine enlarged a bit. I bet there would be more contact with it that way and sex would be better. :whatever:

I'm nutty, though.
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dirty mind i tell ya .. i like it
 
snacky cake said:
why does everyone talk about an enlarged clitoris like that would be such a bad thing? I think I would love to have mine enlarged a bit. I bet there would be more contact with it that way and sex would be better. :whatever:

I'm nutty, though.
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u should take riods .. so u and bino can have a sword fight
 
Bino said:
so bros, if you meated a girl and she ended up having a 2 inch clit, do you suck it or pass?
discuss
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game time decision.........sorry, just being honest. I've seen some oversized clits that I would absolutely chew on. Heck, most women's clits are so small you can't find em unless you've been down on her for 30 minutes. And we've all hear that "supposedly", the oversized clits increase the woman's stimulation. So yeah, I'd definitely give it a shot and see how hard I can make her cum.
 
someone post clit pics of denise
the pics i'm seeing are hott, not in to muscly chics but i'd hit that
 
snacky cake said:
I just think it would probably feel pretty good to have a big one.

men are so danged squeamish, I swear.
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it makes no difference to me what size it is... as long as the girl doesn't pee out of it im game....
 
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