Spatts, check your elite e-mail!

[benchmonster]

Check your mail please.

 

[spatts]

Haven't gotten anything new since I replied to you yesterday.

 

[benchmonster]

Look again. Just replied to you.

C-ya, and good luck in St. Louis this Saturday, you to Project. If you see Nelly ask him why he wears that damned band-aid on his cheek, will ya?

B.

 

[TheProject]

Look again. Just replied to you.

C-ya, and good luck in St. Louis this Saturday, you to Project. If you see Nelly ask him why he wears that damned band-aid on his cheek, will ya?

B.

Thanks man. I'll keep my eyes open for his Range Rover.

 

[benchmonster]

keep an eye out. he will be easy to spot with all the bling bling shining in the midwest sun.

B.

 

[TheProject]

keep an eye out. he will be easy to spot with all the bling bling shining in the midwest sun.

B.

I can't imagine you actually saying "bling bling".

 

[spatts]

Will he be the one with the street sweeper? Cocked ready to let it go?

 

[benchmonster]

I like saying bling bling. It is so out of character that it usually gets stares and then some good laughs.

Country ass white folks out there who are reading this. Pay attention to rap lyrics and throw out some urban phrases from time to time. Make sure people know you are hip. I cannot lose my street cred.

I gotto go hit my switches, cruise in my Escalade and clock the ho's, see you folks later.

B.

 

[Hannibal]

I gotto go hit my switches, cruise in my Escalade and clock the ho's, see you folks later.

WORD!

 

[Deciever1]

alright neezie, im gonna thr-iz-ow some dub dueces on my bentley.

so im out, you can see my skirtin' my 22's


oh, and since we're talkin about nelly.
spatts- its getting hot in hurr....(so take off all your clothes)

sry, couldnt resist.

 

[Deciever1]

I gotto go hit my switches, cruise in my Escalade and clock the ho's, see you folks later.

B.

thats "see you folks later" really threw me off for a second

 

[TheProject]

what does "clock the ho's" mean?

 

[Deciever1]

what does "clock the ho's" mean?

i dunno.. i think bench is trying to make up his own lingo

 

[TheProject]

i dunno.. i think bench is trying to make up his own lingo

No, I've heard it before in songs and stuff...just no idea what it means.

 

[Screwball]

Are you being sarcastic Project??? Clockin ho's is a pimp term for keeping track of your stable while they make you money. Ho's punching the time clock, per say.

 

[TheProject]

Are you being sarcastic Project??? Clockin ho's is a pimp term for keeping track of your stable while they make you money. Ho's punching the time clock, per say.

OH! No, I wasn't being sarcastic, I'm just too white, I guess. LOL

Makes sense now that you explained it.

I need some kind of translation dictionary.

 

[jeremys]

http://www.rapdict.org/

 

[jeremys]

that's the best one i've found after looking for a whole 2 minutes. BEWARE OF POP-UPS!!

 

[Hannibal]

Are you being sarcastic Project??? Clockin ho's is a pimp term for keeping track of your stable while they make you money. Ho's punching the time clock, per say.

Now why does it not surprise me that the dude in the purple bench shirt knew what it meant.

 

[benchmonster]

hey pimpin aint easy, and it takes a big man to wear a purple bench shirt. But it takes a bigger (or faster) man to laugh at that man.

Project, you are terribly white, I know. Not all white guys can be like me and be so swass (Sir Mixalot, old skool reference).

Now, if you guys will excuse me, I have to go hit some indo, knock back some Kris-stall, and get front back and side to side.

B.

 

[spatts]

L M F A O ! ! ! !

 

[Hannibal]

Not all white guys can be like me and be so swass (Sir Mixalot, old skool reference).

Now, if you guys will excuse me, I have to go hit some indo, knock back some Kris-stall, and get front back and side to side.

Ok, now I am worried...

 

[Screwball]

"Now why does it not surprise me that the dude in the purple bench shirt knew what it meant."

You haven't seen me in my lime-green polyester suit, platform shoes and wide-brimmed leather hat with peacock feathers either. A far as gold goes, Fort Knox ain't got nothing on me. Now if I could just find my ho's... Must be eating ho cake somewhere...

 

[Hannibal]

SCREWBALL...THE EARLY YEARS

 

[Screwball]

Now, you all have proof of the skinny little fuck I was in my younger years. If I can do it then anyone can. There's nothing like a fine stable of ho's to support a steroid addicted powerlifter.
Sin begets sin, as they say. If pimpin' and pumpin' is bad, I don't want to be good!

 

[Deciever1]

SCREWBALL.. we have the same purple jacket!!!

 

[Night Fly]

I am so glad that you (spatts), hannibal, and project are all going to be coming this weekend!!!! I look forward to seeing each and every one of you!!! Who likes to party??? We like to party!!! ....oh, and train, of course!!!

Spatts...I have to get you prepared for TX...THAT is why we are staying Sat. night, also!