Sorry Ass Tree

[jack sparrow]

I got this sorry ass tree in front of my house that was planted 5 years ago and totally sucks. All of the leaves are half brown and it doesn't grow. My test levels are telling me to rip that piece of shit out of the ground, but the normal me would like to save it. Any suggestions?

I was thinking of laying some d-bols at the base or giving it an injection of Sust.

 

[wootoom]

I got this sorry ass tree in front of my house that was planted 5 years ago and totally sucks. All of the leaves are half brown and it doesn't grow. My test levels are telling me to rip that piece of shit out of the ground, but the normal me would like to save it. Any suggestions?

I was thinking of laying some d-bols at the base or giving it an injection of Sust.

that should work

 

[hamstershaver]

i suggest a rope and the highest branch

 

[needtogetaas]

I can help you but I need to know what type of tree it is.if you dont know tell my what it looks like.

 

[jack sparrow]

I can help you but I need to know what type of tree it is.if you dont know tell my what it looks like.

It's your typical Maple tree. It was planted when my house was built, but I think they planted it too late in the season. Either that or the burlap was never removed from the root ball.

 

[wootoom]

i suggest a rope and the highest branch

i was thinkin the same thing

 

[jackangel]

i think you should bomb the tree. if you have no bombs, don't worry.

you soon will.

 

[jack sparrow]

i suggest a rope and the highest branch

I tried that shaver...I'm too damn tall.

 

[needtogetaas]

It's your typical Maple tree. It was planted when my house was built, but I think they planted it too late in the season. Either that or the burlap was never removed from the root ball.

when did it start to die.where do you live.what has the weather bin like there.

 

[wootoom]

I tried that shaver...I'm too damn tall.

did you try jumping into oncoming traffic? that usually works