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Guess who's not a virgin anymore?
It's only been 2 years and about 9 months.
Happy Friday!
It's only been 2 years and about 9 months.
Happy Friday!
Soooooo.......
- Thread starter caligirl85
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Yaaaaaay!
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averagelookingjapdick
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Pics or it didnt happen
LOL I was gonna FB message you and then wondered if that would be weird. It would have been a "hooray, I finally did it" message
That likely would have had more girth! lol
What he lacked in size, he made up for in other ways. Overall, a good experience. But now he's gone weird....and just like that, I'm back in the drama! FML!
He's also the organizer of the activity group I've been doing stuff with, so I'm thinking I pretty much just f#$ed myself!
Not even a question.
I think I'm gonna go back to the nunnery though. Life is a lot simpler that way.
So it was the food equivalent to a bologna sandwich?
Maybe that with a slice of Havarti?
The in the moment thing was good. I just thought we went in with an understanding and now he's trying to change the rules. I don't like that and I don't want to be pressured into a relationship. Why do I sound like the man in this? dude?
I hate it when they get all clingy intense and shit. Just put a TON of ketchup on that sammich, take another bite and if it sucks throw it in the trash.!Maybe that with a slice of Havarti?
The in the moment thing was good. I just thought we went in with an understanding and now he's trying to change the rules. I don't like that and I don't want to be pressured into a relationship. Why do I sound like the man in this? dude?
Not weird! I'm always here for ya ^_^LOL I was gonna FB message you and then wondered if that would be weird. It would have been a "hooray, I finally did it" message
This is...why wait so long to get boned? You're not a guy, you actually have a say in when you want to do it. And you're using pejorative words. Like activity group. Makes me think you're a retread or a senior citizen. So you effed the Bingo caller? No more pull tabs for you....
It was a choice I made to take a time out from the social world. I could give you a bunch of sob stories but it was my choice. The old people stuff....probably a little self projection going on there.
It's a meet up group. The latest thing in socializing. This one is to go do activities....archery, zombie runs, scuba diving, skydiving....bang the organizer too, apparently.
In hindsight...waiting was stupid.
I think that sammich hit the best before date!
Say in the fridge too long and tastes like everything in the fridge?
It was a choice I made to take a time out from the social world. I could give you a bunch of sob stories but it was my choice. The old people stuff....probably a little self projection going on there.
It's a meet up group. The latest thing in socializing. This one is to go do activities....archery, zombie runs, scuba diving, skydiving....bang the organizer too, apparently.
In hindsight...waiting was stupid.
Yeah that's depression. But the indiscriminate sex a good sign!
digimon7068
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Your diagnosis is correct. Add in a little trauma and body image issues and there's your answer. Although, the last 9 months have probably been more like nerves and laziness.
Making progress!
A few more yoga classes and well....lol
digimon7068
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digimon7068
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Yay!! Sex sounds great right about now and I'm all alone with my computer.
Porn + self sexing
digimon7068
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Good, then awkward, then good again.
but knot fulFILLing...
digimon7068
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eh
lol....if we could go back to the post on size, that will take care of that question.
digimon7068
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Good, then awkward, then good again.
what was the awkward part? Did you achieve climax?
digimon7068
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if i didn't have sex for two years? the awkward part would be the period of time waiting for little digi to come back to life after he went off in my pants...
If you really, really, really want all the awkward details, just pm me and I'll tell ya.
yes! Please PM me. I can't send you one right this moment but I will read your's a little later this evening. No detail is too trivial.
IN for PM! I'll even share back my recent horrible experience lmao
lololol pervert!
lol that'll be about a 3 minute story!
averagelookingjapdick
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Leatat is a total perv lol but so am i
I need some fucking sex here pretty god damn soon. I'm horny as fuck from all the working out
I need some fucking sex here pretty god damn soon. I'm horny as fuck from all the working out
Omg another perv. My recent story is bad, not sexy, now the one after that... 
Well...perv it up then! lol
I just bought a bunch of bondage stuff online, shit's about to get real real soon 
hell yeah!
averagelookingjapdick
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^lol
you should be getting sexed up... you are getting hotter as you get older, and lordy those giant funbags... they'd be getting squeezed together with a thick slab of meat inbetween....
sorry got carried away, I try to respect the married folk...
Lol @ funbags
digimon7068
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in for funbags...
averagelookingjapdick
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I am def getting hotter. Thanks for noticing!
Pics??
I just bought a bunch of bondage stuff online, shit's about to get real real soon
Dont forget your safe word, dude...
My safe word is "keep going"
averagelookingjapdick
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At the rate you're going, I'm going to be sending you flowers!
lol! Send away!
I thought the safe word was always banana? lol
Ever stick your head through the towel loop in a rest area bathroom and pass out? Me either....
lol
therockman2009
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Lol
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CEO is the best! Nice to see ya bro! You've missed out....ok, not really but it's still good to see ya
Looks like there's some effort to revive EF. I've seen some old members posting. Did Jesus come by to raise these Lazaruses?
you mean good bear?
averagelookingjapdick
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lol
Cracker Bear
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oh yeah a sex thread.. any one into fisting
Oh God! This thread just took a turn.....
Who's admitting to this??
Pick?
Who's admitting to this??
Pick?
oh yeah a sex thread.. any one into fisting
And you are?
oh yeah a sex thread.. any one into fisting
no, I don't even like fisting porn. Is it something you are into?
Not even nan like's fisting, and she's a perv! *shivers*
I'm feeling a new member interview coming on....
Cracker Bear
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Ha ha.. just adding a little spice
Cracker Bear
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I enjoy watching a little fisting porn.. guess I get bored easily
Cracker Bear
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as in types of porn?
Cracker Bear
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theres a limit to things. for a minute I thought I may have crossed it,, but no. you passed me.. touche my friend
digimon7068
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i got a member for you to interview, eh...
LOL I'm trying not to laugh out loud at my desk!
Fuck dude, I promise I will be back in action soon...just really busy with everything..love this place and you guys, would never leave.
same here, its not the same as before (meaning its slow as fuck) but we still have some familiar faces and this place was a big part of my life for many years, we will always have that history.
